sj @IndianaSamJones
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i’m so 3008 u so 2000 and late
So funny when athletes sign these long contracts. Oh you’re gonna be playing for the Yankees in 2031? Buddy the fog is gonna consume us in 2027. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming
this new year better be good or I’m suing
You have sacrificed your reputation in a fool’s bargain for false promises of power. Your depravity is so spineless and absurd that future textbooks will only evoke your name to give incredulous appraisals of your stupidity. You will be remembered only for your cowardice.
Statement from the University of Oklahoma:
We were closer than ever to curing cancer and now everyone’s gonna end up with some shit called Cobbler’s Rot that no one’s had since the Habsburgs
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he didn’t know how many Americans died from Covid-19 or whether Covid-19 vaccines saved any lives. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
we are so cooked its not even funny
Trump: "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator."
This elaborate operation involving 20 officers was all to arrest the guy who threw a sandwich. He says he had tried to turn himself in but they insisted on this ridiculous theater. He has already been released and a judge found the felony charge excessive. Do you feel safer?
📹 Nighttime Routine: Operation Make D.C. Safe Again Edition
Is the cost of living crisis getting you down? -we should give another billion to israel for child murder -another 100B to ICE for kidnappings -send the troops to DC to do policing -cut 800B in medicaid america first btw
every day i wake up and the news is worse
Absolutely fucking devastating. The screams outside Al Shifa hospital as Israel assassinates Aljazeera reporter Anas al Sharif. We will never forgive western journalists who remained silent as they murder our colleagues in Gaza.
You know the anthem of a nation could be any genre, it doesn’t have to sound That Way
the military just bought chatgpt btw. yes, I do think I’m better than you for having never used it
JUST IN: OpenAI has won a $200 million contract with US Department of Defense
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. THE ONLY IN THE LAND ❤️
Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer
when he says “you take this MBA style thinking” while motioning with the empty water bottle…the lust I feel would frighten the devil
JUST IN: OpenAI has won a $200 million contract with US Department of Defense
i neeeed to be famous not for money or attention but because i want to go on celebrity jeopardy sooo bad. i’d absolutely dominate on celebrity jeopardy its my dream
Prof. Matthew J. M. C... @MJMCoomber
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Bone Daddy @JordanMcG42
350 Followers 463 Following Actor. 1/2 of Jordan Squared. Former Chieftain of the Tiki Totem Brotherhood. Drink Maker. CR: A People’s History of the United States-Howard Zinn
claire1ette the brat ... @RepKushal
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Lara✨ 🌸 @tiruwa18877
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Yikes is my catchphra... @big_yyikes
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The Zodiac GM @TheZodiacGM
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16 Followers 1K Following In the face of all kinds of difficulties in life, if you retain even half of your cuteness and gentleness, you will be the winner.
あいさ @lana_graha71991
100 Followers 1K Following お金持ちママさん紹介してます🌺紹介実績はどこよりも多いです🌺地域に縛りはありません🌺アルバイトを辞める方が続出中🌺フォローだけでママさん紹介してます🌺
Ella Iacoviello @elllzbelllz
25 Followers 113 Following old twitter was hacked and I gave up trying to get it back :-) this is me now
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137 Followers 150 Following And it’s like we’re not supposed to dance anymore.
Double 007 💪�... @Adesina26
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79 Followers 378 Following A girl who loves movies almost as much as she loves reading and being awkward as fuck!
Paw Talk @PawTalk1
323 Followers 589 Following Official Twitter of the Timberwolves NBA team (it's not really lol)
李兴政 @cpxSPYJo8iiLi0c
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John Meyer @meyerNBA
4K Followers 764 Following Covering the NBA for a long time, and it’s been a good time.
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3K Followers 4K Following Official Scarf Provider for US Soccer, MLS, NWSL, NHL, and More • Quality Sports Scarves and Custom Scarves • Ruffneck Scarves -Raise your game!
Bad IPA @bad_ipa
856 Followers 3K Following There are a lot of IPA options. DM if you have an IPA idea. Parody.
Kylie Jenner @KylieOpium
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Selena Tan @bigdimsumdolly
31K Followers 21K Following Singapore's Funniest Actress, OG @DimSumDollies, Founder @DreamAcademy, I play Alix Young @CrazyRichMovie #CrazyRichAsians. No DMs
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73 Followers 245 Following loving,caring and don't take someone for granted
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Shannon Rourke @Shan_Non10
23 Followers 117 Following Stage Manager, Cubs Fan, Pig Lover, Go Bees! 🐝🐻💙🐷
April @Aprillynn71
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sunshine 🌻 @mynameislivv
69 Followers 271 Following I only made a Twitter account so Jacksfilms would fix my bio. she/her
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HumanLessons @brendansears37
12 Followers 74 Following I love each of you as much as I hate the skybridge
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1K Followers 615 Following 18 apples tall. usually tweeting about women or lestat de lioncourt.
Prof. Matthew J. M. C... @MJMCoomber
2K Followers 1K Following Biblical scholar, Episcopal priest, anti-fascist | https://t.co/sTvgENnhyY | Posts mine | he/his | Standing w/ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Bone Daddy @JordanMcG42
350 Followers 463 Following Actor. 1/2 of Jordan Squared. Former Chieftain of the Tiki Totem Brotherhood. Drink Maker. CR: A People’s History of the United States-Howard Zinn
bird of the day @birdsoftoday
198K Followers 47 Following posting birds every day ~ no ai ever ~ all photos CC-0 or CC-BY ~ header: https://t.co/uMiENSGvKz ~ profile pic:
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42K Followers 469 Following The fastest coach, player and GM speak in football. All 32 teams, word for word, minutes after the presser. Fantasy, props, best ball $9.99/month or $99.99/year
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
185K Followers 477 Following
Gradient Sports @Gradient_Sports
29K Followers 148 Following Transforming complex data into clear, competitive insights for modern football decision-makers. Download the Gradient FC App 📲
Cannon Stats @CannonStats
12K Followers 5 Following Cannon Stats is the home of the best Arsenal analytics writing, brought to you by Scott Willis and Adam Rae Voge
Today In History @historigins
229K Followers 4K Following Moments and historical situations that occurred throughout the history of mankind.
U.S. FDA Recalls and ... @FDArecalls
742K Followers 15 Following Our posts are FDA Approved! Get notified about the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's recalls. Privacy Policy - https://t.co/hd38QfJZlz
miranda @mirandareinert
8K Followers 1K Following enjoy or don’t | she/her | @portablemodel + @endlessscroll_
Athenaeum Book Club @athenaeumbc
350K Followers 560 Following An online book club studying and preserving the great texts of Western Civilization. Join 55,000+ members 👇
20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport
442K Followers 2K Following Live tweets from what is happening in sports on this day 20 years ago
Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09
77K Followers 2K Following Mostly Hoops • Trapezoid of Excellence™️ @BlueBloodedPod • [email protected]
Rhandi 🌚 @GoddessGanjas
2K Followers 788 Following
Talking Highbury @TalkingHighbury
31K Followers 2K Following I report news & speak about @Arsenal. TURN ON 🔔 Business Enquries: [email protected]
HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal
408K Followers 314 Following Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask 🥷🏽https://t.co/mh3NYoUrqE
FILM 20 @film20archive
59K Followers 5 Following Global database of film photos from around the world / Amateurs, professionals - send your submissions / photo scans to have them featured.
Piñeiro Design 🐺 @Pineiro_Design
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3K Followers 431 Following SATIRE. LA born, FL raised, Chicago living thanks to all things holy. venmo/paypal: @fionaapplescock cashapp: $fionaapplescock
notyourdad666 @cherrybomb3r1
3K Followers 2K Following 26!!!love you matthew lillard!!! I do NOT sell content stop asking ima eat u toes first
Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving
4.4M Followers 622 Following I am never alone. GOD and My ancestors are always near by, I AM THAT I AM. Hélà 🤞🏾 All views are my own, RT are not endorsements
Nichole @nickyyknowsball
25K Followers 2K Following DEI baseball tweeter • [email protected] • Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer
Elise Wouters @elisewouters
17K Followers 2K Following writing the self on analogue film. work in @huckmagazine @pshares @vogue & BLUEPRINTS – on longing, photography & solitude: https://t.co/tAhr2PS7zs
BalloftheWild (The Ar... @BalloftheWild
4K Followers 227 Following Former Official Twitter of the Minnesota Timberwolves subreddit, a community of Wolves fans from around the web.
mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby
42K Followers 938 Following ACTUALLY !!! the real official mommygirl | certified Never been Serious in my Life about anything *everything on here is satire for legal purposes*
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That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked
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8K Followers 1K Following normally talking about the arsenal ❤️🤍 https://t.co/1Gr0AiwaeX
Mayor Zohran Kwame Ma... @NYCMayor
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21K Followers 3K Following 🇬🇾Ph.D. | Tweets are my own thoughts and politicsYou might like
