In A Flux-Part time Superhero (Janitor) and Poet! @IanFerg00944543
Snapper and Dapper, Teller of tales, Possibly Fife's wittiest poet, Exceedingly lowbrow. ♡ ;-) Freuchie, Scotland Joined June 2017-
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The Road Home ♡
Good morning, ewe awright?! ;-) #fridayfeeling
Blue Lights Flashing!!! Murder Fire Pain??? Naw - 9.47 Nearly Tea break Time Again! ;-) A Poem Called - 10am! :-) #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet ♡ ;-)
Blue Lights Flashing!!! Murder Fire Pain??? Naw - 9.47 Nearly Tea break Time Again! ;-) A Poem Called - 10am! :-) #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet ♡ ;-) https://t.co/IngRGCsnzn
Surely No Prospect ;-) #changeforthebetter #politicians
As Michael Jackson said - BEAT IT! ;-) PS - We are becoming a joke nation with these clowns at the helm! ● :-( @theSNP @scottishgreens
#PostOfficeInquiry I don't remember, I don't remember, such n'such did this, etc etc. This woman is a damned disgrace, if this is the calibre of folk who are in top positions in Business and Commerce, we're doomed! She should be ashamed of herself. They all are rotten. ● :(
Silly Silly Question! Politicians (same as it ever was) Awfy! This awfy government Those awfy MPs These awfy decisions With the country on its knees As my old dad said We know who tae blame The problem is? They're aw the same! ● #fergyspoems #fifepoet #politicians #awfy :(
Silly Silly Question! Politicians (same as it ever was) Awfy! This awfy government Those awfy MPs These awfy decisions With the country on its knees As my old dad said We know who tae blame The problem is? They're aw the same! ● #fergyspoems #fifepoet #politicians #awfy :( https://t.co/HH2jP0019p
#PostOfficeInquiry I DON'T REMEMBER.........We will! ● :-(
Politicians (same as it ever was) Awfy! This awfy government Those awfy MPs These awfy decisions With the country on its knees As my old dad said We know who tae blame The problem is? They're aw the same! ● #fergyspoems #fifepoet #politicians #awfy ;-)
Politicians (same as it ever was) Awfy! This awfy government Those awfy MPs These awfy decisions With the country on its knees As my old dad said We know who tae blame The problem is? They're aw the same! ● #fergyspoems #fifepoet #politicians #awfy ;-) https://t.co/YW104Ay0W5
My good lady wife called @nhsfife Yesterday enquiring as to her appointment. 72 WEEKS!! I never complain as they do a great job but, come on? I too have ongoing issues, why should we be forced to spend our life savings going private! ♡ @theSNP @UKLabour @ScotTories
What is 'They're aw at it' in Spanish? ;-)
What is 'They're aw at it' in Spanish? ;-)
Window Undressing! ;-)
The road ahead ♡♡
They're back! :( #MichtyMe #fifeswittiestpoet Art - Tom Smith
If you can? Please do! Make a donation. An amazing achievement. Well done Julie. ♡ :-) #londonmarathon2024
If you can? Please do! Make a donation. An amazing achievement. Well done Julie. ♡ :-) #londonmarathon2024 https://t.co/G7LvK7foDD
I saw this kid On his phone Strolling doon The street Thoroughly Engrossed in Conversation A lamppost He did meet! A Poem Called - BUMP ;-) #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet 2024 #bump #michtymeproductions :-) Fergy & Tom ♡
I saw this kid On his phone Strolling doon The street Thoroughly Engrossed in Conversation A lamppost He did meet! A Poem Called - BUMP ;-) #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet 2024 #bump #michtymeproductions :-) Fergy & Tom ♡ https://t.co/BrU2FoUhFh
Yip! They constantly do not top up lesser brands at their Glenrothes Fife store! Making the punters buy brand names, 'Super' right enough?! ;-) @asda They all exist only for profit and also - biggest culprits in plastic plllution too!! ●
Yip! They constantly do not top up lesser brands at their Glenrothes Fife store! Making the punters buy brand names, 'Super' right enough?! ;-) @asda They all exist only for profit and also - biggest culprits in plastic plllution too!! ●
NOT CHEAPER ENERGY BILLS!! ● The Global Mafia control that, and no matter how much spin you apply, the turbines only feed the coffers of the giants. ;-)
NOT CHEAPER ENERGY BILLS!! ● The Global Mafia control that, and no matter how much spin you apply, the turbines only feed the coffers of the giants. ;-) https://t.co/r573uafsj3
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@IanFerg00944543 Magic. Thanks so much for sharing.
@IanFerg00944543 Fantastic photo. What was your father's name?
Tonight friends we are playing PJ Malloys in Dunfermline, we three monkeys! Tix on the door. On at 9
"I don't accept her apology." Former sub-postmaster Vijay Parekh and @skysarahjane discuss today's Post Office inquiry as the former executive Angela van den Bogerd gave evidence for the first time. #SJUK trib.al/LM8JwRl 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube
"I don't feel there is anybody to vote for at the moment." #PoliticsHub guest Steven tells @SophyRidgeSky there is 'nothing to believe' in politics anymore, as he details why he would not vote if there was a general election held tomorrow. 🔗trib.al/ftpea6d 📺Sky 501
The executives giving evidence to the #PostOfficeInquiry probably have a bigger income, a better house and a nicer car than you but they've sold their soul to get them. Personal integrity is worth far more IMHO.
@IanFerg00944543 @LibDems Can you email me the details on [email protected]
Oh FFS that’s it I’m not going in again… BLOODY ORCAS 😱😱😱
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I love how parents will occasionally drop in a fact like ‘I saw Duke Ellington live’. The first band I saw live was Sleeper.
Great to see David Sylvian on breakfast tv 😮
@IanFerg00944543 @ajjenkins @5_News Thank you. It is much appreciated You can make a donation to @Whitehead_Found justgiving.com/page/julie-mce…
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