My dad was a toolmaker #Ready4Bollard @HumanBollard
A useless plastic human bollard formerly the Monkeypox Help Centre Adjectives handsome/gorgeous (parody of someone) Mr Softee to close friends 7 Acres of Surrey Joined July 2022-
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Anyone in the area next Monday. They’ll be performing. And who knows you might get to lunch with the Bollard and ladies, who knows, maybe stay for breakfast Cropredy
Something to calm you all down after getting wound up by @narindertweets A bit more #RimskiandHandkerchief cycling around my village of Cropredy (by the Red lion pub) Enjoy
My far right racist countryside home.
When I was growing up my parents struggled to put food on the table The were dwarves
My life….
Hey @narindertweets I thought this might appeal to you. 🎶🎶🎶
🎶 it’s 12 and tenner a bottle 🎶 by the wonderful #RimskiandHandkerchief performed in my village of Cropredy A cost of living song for you all ahead of Thursday’s elections @TheFreds @juneslater17 @JuliaHB1 @Iromg @LeilaniDowding
Lectern WHITE shirt WHITE Teeth WHITE Journos trainers WHITE Door WHITE Paper WHITE Saltire WHITE @Iromg @JuliaHB1 @theSNP @beverleyturner
Shopping done. Stocked up as I won’t have time to buy some soon as I’ll be doing the new house up as soon as I complete
Himso Useless to resign Make my day and arrest Sturgeon too
Good morning Today I shall mostly be shopping for cheap cigarettes and then a mate is coming round with his Labrador puppy to play with my two dogs. Should be interesting because one of my dogs just barks at other dogs. The other one gets pissed off that he’s barking and…
Here you go @AS332L Should look familiar. Not me. bollard junior
And the man himself is in the bar right now Red Lion, Cropredy
Hey @narindertweets I’m sorry if you think it was “hateful”. I was complimenting you. What’s going on @X @elonmusk ?
I’m sorry to say that once she has a squirrel up a tree that she’ll be there until it drops. And then she’ll eat it
That’s Mini Bollard on his way to Vegas for the 2nd time in a week (he’s steering it there today) How many of you did he dump chems over I wonder?
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269 Followers 350 Following@HumanBollard Oilseed rape but not a blackberry to be seen! 😂
@HumanBollard @narindertweets Her head is disproportionately large for her body. She looks really weird....
@HumanBollard @LozzaFox @LeilaniDowding Haven't seen one of those for years 😇
@HumanBollard @LozzaFox @LeilaniDowding She's got a proper "pan scrubber" going on downstairs 😀
I for one applaud the celebration of modesty which Narinder highlighted in her criticism of @LeilaniDowding for getting her baps out. We need standards in public life.
@HumanBollard @narindertweets My dad taught me, for when the shit gets real.
@HumanBollard @narindertweets I'm there in spirit
@HumanBollard @narindertweets What is happening 😂😂🙌🙌
@HumanBollard @narindertweets Love these two Mr Bollard 😀 .. so nice to see some happy cheery stuff to cheer our souls