Hoid @Hoidthewit

Yoleni by birth, Vessel by accident, and Storyteller always. Some think me witty, which just goes to show you what THEY know! Kansas City, MO Joined December 2022

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@wotveteran Well, sometimes being disliked serves as great a purpose as being liked, greater even. Keep reading my boy, I am excited to see what you think of my performance!

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@TheChiefWarder @wotveteran THANK YOU. At least someone recognizes my brilliance!

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@wotveteran I didn’t even make the LIST? Kalak’s breath, what a stunning disappointment… I mean, I didn’t expect to be number one, but to be beaten by a grumpy old cremling like Teft is just… wow. I see I must try harder in the future!

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@stormlightquote He does manage to impress me occasionally…

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@CosmereQuotes Now now Odium, being a god is so BORING! It’s MUCH more fun to be a rat! Gods are so… constricted. They have all these rules they have to follow. Rats can go anywhere! And because they are so common, it is SO much easier to slink around undetected. Yes, much better this way.

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@wotveteran I’ve always thought Lunu'anaki was a bit of a mouthful, I prefer to be called just Wit. but generally I like the Unkalaki, and Rock is a lovely man. He also likes simple names. And his soup is excellent!

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@kadolinquotes I can’t be the only one who thinks those two boys belong together, can I? I mean honestly, the way they LOOK at each other any time I see them together… it’s obvious.

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

@wotveteran Personally, I find Szeth a bit overly dramatic… but the boy does try to do the right thing, I suppose.

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. Too often, we forget that.

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

I only tell stories, my friends. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist, and that I must tell them.

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Hoid @Hoidthewit

4 years ago

I learned my craft many, many years ago from a man who didn't know who he was. It was a distant place where two lands meet and gods have died. But that is unimportant. What is important is that I am here, where I am needed, when you needed me.