HobbitHo @HobbitActivity
Unhinged venting Joined July 2023-
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Hey Siri, how do I stop loving a fucking idiot
If you knew how close I was to box-dying my hair black you wouldn’t be speaking to me like that
Do not, and I cannot stress this enough, trust a grown man who uses Snapchat
@BigBlueagain @WenBananas @AesPolitics1 Baby, you sound real silly when you try to talk tough like that
Yes, I’m a mom, but I’m so much more than that! I’m also a bitch.
It should be illegal for someone to start typing and then stop after I text them something
Fine, I’ll date again, but I won’t like it 😤
I just want something to make me feel the way the Scholastic book fair did in 6th grade
If you still like me after you’ve seen the interior of my car, that’s how I know it’s real ❤️🔥
Being a mom really takes the fun out of suicidal ideation tbh
Once again I am begging to make out with this one particular physical therapist just to get it out of my system
Once again, all I am asking for is a man who actively wants to spend money on me. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen 🙏
Me to my massage therapist after she climbs on top of me, sits on my legs and kneads my ass cheeks like dough.
As long as I have my stompy boots, I’ll be ok
Sometimes I search for specific old texts just to hurt my own feelings
Maladaptive daydreaming is my favorite hobby
Having spent most of my life excited to learn, I would now like to announce I do not want any new information, I’m fucking sick of it
I need the existential dread fucked out of me
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Tay. @tay_anderson07
9K Followers 725 Following I am a simp on here ok and i water peaches™️ ur fav 5’9 lil gym princess 👑
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib
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