Hilarious Women @HilariousWomen
Funny and hilarious twitter account Joined October 2012-
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Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math.
when I say "I wont tell anyone" my bestfriend doesnt count
There's always that one person who catches you doing something weird.
I wish my iPhone would stop correcting 'omg' to 'OMG', I'm not that shocked
I’m no gynecologist but I know a pussy when I see one.
I will never not die laughing 😂
Still my favorite video on the internet
"When's the last time you had a decent sleep?" Me:
This chicken trying to be a duck just made my day
Sometimes when they stop talking to you they start talking about you.
Enter password Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset password New password can't be old password
I'm not always rude. Sometimes I'm sleeping.
When you're with the right person, you don’t have to work so hard to be happy. It just happens.
This is either the greatest save, or greatest transition
Me isolating myself even after quarantine ends
Pretending to write or read when the teacher starts calling on random people to answer questions.
When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realise adults are worse than kids.
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Retweet if you pretend to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.
Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 2x5=10 Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate how many muscles he used to eat the apple
How I use my phone📱: 65% to use Twitter & Instagram 15% to text 10% to take photos 8% check the time 2% to actually call
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