Surender @HilariousHalwai
People often tell me I'm mean, selfish, rude and humorist instagram.com/the.maturity.s… Gurgaon, India Joined November 2011-
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Is it necessary to post media in order to survive on Twitter?
Bhale hi usko chakkar aaye ho ya sar dard hua ho par internet par sbko us bolna hai
Bhale hi usko chakkar aaye ho ya sar dard hua ho par internet par sbko us bolna hai
Poori duniya ko kyon dikha rahe ho ki tumne aaj restaurant me khana khaya hai, chup chaap khaa lo.
Jo abhi paida nahi hue hai
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Seedhe baat, no bakwas, type of log mujhe aache lagte hai
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Our generation is going to get used to using chatGPT and then BOOM…it’s going to cost 100$/month to use…
Some random strangers are here thinking they can use anonymous accounts and troll and abuse everyone here. Here is the copy of the actual FIR(previously i had posted acknowledgment copy)and they can call and check with the police, it’s real. They think coming back with anonymous…
Some random strangers are here thinking they can use anonymous accounts and troll and abuse everyone here. Here is the copy of the actual FIR(previously i had posted acknowledgment copy)and they can call and check with the police, it’s real. They think coming back with anonymous… https://t.co/6ziZmlgpfA
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What is 1 random thing you always carry with you? Me:
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Planes were invented in 1903 People before that:
Imagine someone actually loved you, thinking of you while listening a song, learning your love language just to make you feel loved properly, yea keep imagining because it's never gonna happen to you.
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So much I've lost, that's the cost, So much I've gained, it's ingrained, But what I have in my life today, Is all thanks to God's grace 🙏🕉️
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Men who can fix things around the house 🔥
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Love Marriage overrated concept hai aur har saal lakho ladko ka kat ta hai Arranged marriage is practical and more rewarding in my opinion Ek taraf dono ghar ka support izzat and pyaar Vs Dono ghar ki gaali tiraskar aur joru ki gulaami 👎🏻
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