Half Fast News @HalfFastNews
This is no longer satire youtube.com/watch?v=_qXktN… Groovin' In Your News Feed! Joined August 2013-
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BREAKING: The U.N. has officially announced that they will politely ask Putin to stop invading Ukraine, in hopes that will stop his genocide!
Now if Zack Snyder's Justice League was this epic, than maybe it would've actually been good.
Yes! We are so excited for tis new opportunity! No longer must we slaughter thousands of innocent trees for some shitty paper posters, now we can make tem digital and save vironment!
Get ready for the Two NFT(s)© grand opening!!! We are so excited to sell you these official Marvel Studios NFT poster yes! We love to sell youu them!! Please buy now!
@ the Spider-Man No Way Home trailer event and am currently switching the new NWH trailer with the old Mobius trailer, get fucked you stupid web heads!
Need to get myself verified so I can rub it in Discussing Film's notifications
Breaking New: We have just gotten reports that popular youtuber John Campea is being rushed to the hospital after getting struck by a bus. There's no word yet on his current condition.
@FBI PLEASE ARREST THIS DOMESTIC TERRORIST FOR STEALING OUR RIGHTFULLY STOLEN PROPERTY #RightClickVictim #RightClickProtection #NFTCommunity
Lazy Lions Half Fast NFT variants are now up for auction!!! 😁 #RightClickVictim #NFTCommunity #LazyLions
Kamala Khan will be a genie and will have zero connections to her Inhuman origins, according to Grace Rudolph
90's Kids be like: Only 90's Kids remember doing this! 🤪
Jesus Christ why won't the pain and suffering? #MyTwitterAnniversary
#Breaking: We have just got confirmation that Kanye West's newest album "Donda" will not be released publicly, was only meant for the listening party. (Source: Kanye's management team)
We here at Half Fast Corporations feel very uncomfortable with the newly redesign of Lola Bunny. We are very disgusted with Hollywood for changing the female body for the audiences pleasure and thus we will be boycotting Space Jam: A New Legacy. #BoycottSpaceJam2
Rumors are swirling around that the stupid mario bros could be coming to smash #NintendoDirect
#BREAKING: It's 2021 and 6 years ago you thought you would be in a relationship with someone by now, how sad.
My dick is very big for anyone who invest in the Half Fast Corporation.
Can someone please invest in us please, morally speaking we are in great debt and will very much appreciated it!
FINALLY THANK YOU!!!! I am so fucking tired of everyone lying and spreading fake news, especially when lie about the release date for Limp Bizkit's Stampede of the Disco Elephants album. I swear I will make the holocaust look like a fucking joke if one more person tricks me again
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