MacGruber @Grubes69
-Dome (get it? LOL ROFL LMAO) Boogertown, USA Joined January 2010-
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My dick is burning. Has somebody been talking about me?
Hashtagwillnotbewatchingthatshowfuckthatguy hashtagblessed
Looks like a real piece of shit show and the show itself can stick itself up it's own ass and taste it's dick in reverse
Sorry, my twitter got hacked by some fuck trying to post a review of some shitty looking show. Fuck that guy and fuck his show
How was it??? "@KimKardashian: On our way to our @Kbeautyhair launch party!!! "
The older I get, the less hair shots I produce, so this was a big deal
Just saw that movie Nebraska. Frigging thing got me so hard, I came home to jerk it and shot all up in my hair.
sweet potato fries > regular fries BSOL!!!! (Being Serious Out Loud!!!!) ROFBS!!!! (Rolling On Floor Being Serious!!!!)
Had the wettest dream last night. This guy Jennifer was riding me so hard. I asked her to slow down but he wouldn't and I just shot.
My dick is burning up today -- anyone know a good way to get your dick temperature down?
My documentary shit the bed! I can see why--it was about me and I saw Shrek 4 times! Well, gotta go, seeing Shrek again!
just to clarify: when i said bush, i meant beav. not either of the two ex-presidents.
Hey! apparently someone made a movie about me-- comes out tomorrow. super pumped. should keep me knee-high in bush for the rest of my life!
For the record, it was really really warm in that room!
So bummed. Some of my old modeling pics just surfaced. The website http://www.wwtdd.com/ can go to hell! Nobody go there!
So jazzed--got my first credit card today! Thanks for taking a chance on me Diner's Club! Just jerked it ('05 Cher)
Found an Arbys Beef n Cheddar coupon that expires tonight. So effing bummed -- just mowed a bunch of ramen.
SOS! Just got beat up by like 30 BMX dudes-they stole my jeans shorts and are riding around with them like a little flag.
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