Grouchy Grad @GrouchyGrad
Asocial observations by a queer, disabled Ph.D. candidate in a social science. Don't @ me and then wonder why I'm a grouch to you. classroom/office/library Joined August 2014-
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I finished in 2019! #grouchyPhD signing off. Love to all you folks who helped me survive the process.
Still alive, just haven't had much to say. My dissertation is on hold for the moment. I moved far away from my uni, so that helps. 😂
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@BGG2gradschool In this case I moved several states away so that effect definitely isn't happening now haha
Still alive, just haven't had much to say. My dissertation is on hold for the moment. I moved far away from my uni, so that helps. 😂
I cannot stop laughing 😂 x.com/lizzieohreally…
The spelling of the name "Jones" when he couldn't find something that was in correct alphabetical order at my workplace 🙄 x.com/nicolefroio/st…
Quote this tweet with the most obvious thing a man has ever mansplained to you.
Brb, throwing my computer down several flights of stairs
Nothing like a poorly written late-night invitation to review articles that are not even a little bit related to your work 😒@SciSpamWatch
TFW your phone consistently suggests "dissertation" after you type the word "my" #gradschoolproblems
Could do without my advisor sending me multiple emails after midnight
@alliegator1004 I've been doing this recently too. Apparently I'm going to eat the whole carton regardless, so I may as well make it a very small carton. 😆
But some of these places I'm applying have HR people who could win World's Least Professional Human awards 🤡
Gave up on academic jobs for the time being. I'm fortunate to have related skills that are in heavy demand.
Up to my ears in the mess that is my dissertation
Grouchy Grad retweeted
Anonymous #AcademicTwitter keeps me sane. I like to share some but may not always retweet because I like being employed. Listing a few (1/?)
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