Alan West @Greshark
He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like. Hamilton, New Zealand Joined June 2009-
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@JamesHalcrow Fr like that shit didn't destroy China by being shitty and not liked by anyone. It's TOO good.
Will never understand people who don't enjoy opioid pain relief.
@defdefheshhesh So you're telling me you have $399 to spend?
@Deep_lootbag @GloriousKev All of the best people play with essentially keyboards that have giant keys these days, you are just wrong lol.
@CoveredGeekly Banning smoking from so many spaces has really done wonders for our aging.
@SirBadOpinions Who gives af about raw strength anyway lmao we are humans our weapons are tools, and a spear or gun is killing your ass no matter whether it's held by a man or woman.
I love that you can watch a whole movie now by stringing together 4 minute youtube clips
@originalmythros I only take artisanal drugs.
Petite bourgeoisie? Nah quite rotund actually.
@statssstudent Are these people opposed to heterosexual relationships having children in the room with us right now?
@facetedcarapace People have 0 respect for speed, they think 30 mph is "slow" because we perceive it as manageable when in a car (which it is) while at a full blown sprint the human record is something like 27 mph. Take the record speed out of it, imagine running into a wall at full sprint.
What's most concerning to me about this outcome re: the Wellington Golden Mile thing, is how many people seem surprised that Andrew Little would bring such an outcome to pass.
@barfieldgussy I'd probably take medium shield & spear but that wasn't an option, so I took the only other guy that gets a shield.
@Dane_Giraud @dreadconquest Bro Israel isn't even a democracy, it is considered a "flawed democracy" at best. Tunisia often outranks it in freedom scores. Israels "freedom scores" also have to deliberately omit Gaza, the West Bank & Golan Heights LMAO. Democracy.
@Dane_Giraud @dreadconquest "The only democracy" blah blah the hasbara is tired
@Dane_Giraud @dreadconquest Woah, woah, woah, nazi-adjacent? I don't support the modern state of Israel actually.
@statssstudent Can't believe they're selling cents on the dollar like that.
@MaoistStdEn Be nominally left wing, do crime.
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hangicel @hangicel
526 Followers 398 Following I come out on the stage determined to make people cry. Instead, they burst out laughing.
salem @iwantedtoeatu
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bee @beewitching__
157 Followers 593 Following 27 • artist • they/them • freddi fish's biggest fan 🦀
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lift @limefantail
52 Followers 52 Following here's some incredibly boring information about me and my art
THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO
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Smith K. Stead @smithkstead
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1.5M Followers 1K Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter



























