Ian W @GordonFreechber
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is ratatouille a mecha anime?
the cretin I call “roommate”: 420!! wanna hit this? me: ahh yes, the favorite holiday of the ne'er-do-well…and why, pray tell, would I wish to “hit” that? to intentionally dull one’s mind? I much prefer to keep my wits sharp *chuckles smugly* though I doubt you could relate
The story of modern AI
i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission
You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same.
You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same. https://t.co/lvf7XQRfyP
This is one of the funniest scenes of the whole show, the midle seasons humor is very underrated
This website is so fucking cooked
Right-Winger Vs. The Eclipse
You gotta be RIGHT in the path of totality!
You're laughing. A dragon has swallowed the sun and you're laughing at people calling it an emergency
You're laughing. A dragon has swallowed the sun and you're laughing at people calling it an emergency
yeah lemme just get a bucket of the pure sweet fat of the hog
Can we get 10,000 likes for Salacious B. Crumb? Or has woke culture gone too far
“i’m a creep” “i’m a weirdo” okay ?? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
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Legitimately the funniest joke I've ever seen.
Legitimately the funniest joke I've ever seen. https://t.co/LrPkS814gx
Tragic end to his tale
Tragic end to his tale https://t.co/HlHHKPbT7k
i'm reminded of the classic joke
i'm reminded of the classic joke https://t.co/3oyK2ywcii
Linda Marsh @LindaMMers
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755 Followers 3K Following A political professional working toward a more equitable and democratic future for Michigan! #Vote
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3K Followers 5K Following Michigander (born Hoosier), Engineer, Country Girl in the City #M4A #GND #NoWar. Our government does not care about us. (Personal account).
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659 Followers 484 Following We are an army of young people working to stop climate change and create millions of jobs in the process. This dark time in America must come to an end, join us
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960 Followers 2K Following now: phd candidate @politics_oxford via @rhodes_trust • prior: michigan politics and labor shenanigans • not on here much.
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27K Followers 144 Following I make videos on YouTube about your favourite old sitcoms and your least favourite political pundits. He/him. Support my work here: https://t.co/qJqxIiJqLF
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276K Followers 5K Following Retweets are endorphins. Host/creator of @SomeMoreNews and one half of @TheHotShapes.
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Some More News @SomeMoreNews
131K Followers 316 Following Hi. This is the Twitter of #SomeMoreNews with @drmistercody and the #EvenMoreNews Podcast with co-host @katystoll. https://t.co/7WwjpMgmk6
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143K Followers 2K Following 🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him Follow me for Dropout references and dumb jokes.
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79K Followers 43 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ us under tweets, or in our Discord server.
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71K Followers 508 Following (she/her) Co-Writer Emily for Sarah Z. Writer for my own channel Lady Emily. TMBG Heardle champ. Pfp: @spacecowprince. https://t.co/vcd6tNMLDM
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211 Followers 55 Following Memes from the Pikmin games, and also other Pikmin pictures! (I am the creator of the @kirbybulborb and @sirkirbybulborb accounts)
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112K Followers 121 Following From Hitler’s love of YA fiction to Saddam Hussein's shameful romance novels, this podcast sheds new, weird light on history's monsters. Hosted by @IwriteOK.
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"Hell yeah, you're all gonna be jerkin' it to this shit"
The Meemaw actress tells Young Sheldon fans to get their tissues ready for the May 16 series finale. ⤵️ denofgeek.com/tv/annie-potts…
Longest crown prince of all time to shortest reign in centuries really is so funny man
King Charles’ funeral plans reportedly being updated regularly after cancer diagnosis: ‘He is really very unwell’ trib.al/LkhLs1r
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ trib.al/ygVyrWf
I say I was neva mad atcha boy. I was sad, I say down right melancholic, cause I thought ya done lost ya way. But ya fou- I say ya found it son, and that's why you is my G-S-O-P. G-S-O-P, dat spells Greatest Source Of Pride boy.
I SAY, I SAY, AND THEN WHAT! LIKE THE NORTH POLE, RUNNING ROUND WITH DA AVATAR LIKE A CHICKEN WITH NO HEAD. THAT'S A JOKE, BOY, YA MISSED IT, FLEW RIGHT PAST YA. YA GOTTA START, pay attention now, LOOKING INSIDE YOURSELF. ASK YA SELF WHO YA IS AND WHO'S YA WANNA BE AND SUCH.
But you gotta give. Otherwise it goes dark.
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ trib.al/ygVyrWf
@prettyboylaurel when you leave the mussolini mob farm on for a little too long
(explaining good news to an american) imagine a positive 9/11
lowkey when my wife and I went poly it was kinda like a positive 9/11 for many of my pocket watchers
funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.
"biden should really try harder to beat that trump guy" "aha, so you like trump then" every time lol. don't get how that makes sense myself
Someone on tiktok said, “they’re messing with the Sandy Hook generation”. And that sentiment has reverberated in my head all morning. Lived through the thoughts and prayers of an elementary school shooting just to be brutalized by cops in college. Fucking crazy.
Yoooooo. The longer video from cal poly students is extraordinary. These kids arent playing around!!!
its funny how the biggest criticism ive seen against this sprite is "its not shitty enough" and its valid criticism tbh 😭
ok sure but hear me out: there's room in prison for all of them
When UC campuses were becoming hubs of activism in the 60s, then Governor Ronald Reagan’s aid advised him to “Make them pay. Put them in debt. They’ll quiet down.” He obliged. Tuition hikes and the student debt crisis were spurred intentionally as tools of political repression.
woke up during surgery and the doctors were huddled up watching porn on my phone
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
US fertility rate dropped to lowest in a century as births dipped in 2023 abc7.com/us-fertility-r…
Confessed killer Stephen McDaniel keeps his body eerily still during 2 hour interrogation
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