Sarah CPA Fit @Getfit_17
27 5'3 Jouney began 2/26/2013. MSU Grad. Fitness/personal tweets. Proud mom of a German Shepherd. Certified Public Accountant. OG FitFam-Mississippi Fittie Mississippi, USA Joined February 2013-
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This feels so all over the place
This feels so all over the place https://t.co/5TQNYPSRpN
The best baby age is when they say "baby" when they see another baby as though they themselves are not in fact also a baby.
i’m the person that always suggests playing a card or board game in the friend group (i require constant stimulation) so i’m going to start a thread rating games. there will be three categories; level of fun, chance of starting a fight, and ease of explanation.
AI art isn’t theft? Pump some Disney and Nintendo in there. See what happens.
My 2 year old ate: turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green rice, cream corn, and cream cheese celery sticks. Girl ATE
My 2 year old ate: turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green rice, cream corn, and cream cheese celery sticks. Girl ATE
"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."
This fake trailer for The Shining almost single-handedly jump-started a “edit a grossly misrepresentational trailer for a popular movie” in the early days of YouTube, but I don’t think a single one ever quite topped this.
Lazy = I don’t want to do the thing. ADHD = I desperately WANT to do the thing, but I just can’t seem to START doing the thing.
Be Ungovernable x.com/gabriele_corno…
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
u guys were makin fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at yall 😭
“sorry I responded late to your email I was unjustifiably terrified of opening it”
Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️
me at 4:45 p.m. after daylight savings hits
Last night I was at my peoples house with a few friends and my homegirl with her daugther, 5, who I haven't seen her since she was 3...any way, she told her daughter to give me a hug, and the girl was very shy, I said to the mom don't ever force your child to hug any one.
It’s my 31st birthday today! It’s also my first birthday as a mom 😊
this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom
I wonder if my work thinks about me at 2 am when I’m up thinking about it ✨
the trauma in her voice. our girls were down BAD in the early 2000’s
this is so fucking funny
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Spent the weekend w/family, including two kids under 3. The pediatricians here have conditioned me. 1. Saw a giant bowl of grapes and I was like “I MUST CUT THESE.” 2. My in-laws are convinced we are overreacting about limiting juice. 3. I am not sure I like Cocomelon.
something i wish i would’ve known is that you are going to discover just how much you are like your parents. and it’s going to make to you want to scream!!! not really advice just be prepared for that horrifying revelation
What advice can you give to a couple that wants to move in together??
Every viral tweet now has like 9 followups from the author like: My husband got me flowers! I wanted to clarify my husband and I do equal housework I did not know tulip farms were so bad for the environment, sorry I apologize that this was insensitive to people with allergies
Dreadful news, which I feel duty bound to share. Activists in my mentions are trying to organise yet another boycott of my work, this time of the Harry Potter TV show. As forewarned is forearmed, I've taken the precaution of laying in a large stock of champagne.
the fact that the ai thing on snapchat stays at the top of ur chats no matter what and doesn’t give u an option to delete the chat or unadd it is fucking weird …. i am severely bothered by this
Adam forgot to mute their Tinder notifications, and I just looked them dead in the eye after we both heard it like
How did you find out your partner was cheating? 👀👀
@Jmvp1010 THAT is what set me off. I’ve been ignoring her antics for years now but seeing the snarky “at least it’s trademarked tee heee!” pushed me over the edge
No one is “afraid” to publicly support you Jaclyn. They’re just tired of the lies defiling the beauty space and tarnishing everyone else’s reputations. I would tag you but you blocked me because I was a genuine friend who wasn’t a “yes woman” and actually cared beyond a $$ sign
Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal
"you still going out tonight?" me:
Majority of test should be open book. Stop testing me on memorization and test me on application.
What Academic Opinion will have you like this?
@KayAyDrew @ImMeganCollins Idk like to know what kind of bridal shower has 50 skeleton keys 😂
This episode of Spongebob was stressful af as a kid
HARRISON FORD PRESENTING AN OSCAR TO KE HUY QUAN. RIVER OF TEARS
Be fucking Fr right now… 💀🪦
Ok so what’s the problem? She did what needed to be done. Free her. 🙃
When Shanteari Weems learned her husband was accused of molesting children at the day care she owned, she shot him twice. She’s been sentenced to 4 years in jail “I will apologize when he apologizes to those children,” she said wusa9.com/article/news/l…
You guys, I wish I could explain it, but after last year I truly think I’ve gotten stupider this year. Like, my brain never wants to work.
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