Garrie Irons @GarrieIrons
If in doubt about my meaning, I'm probably being sarcastic. Canberra, Australia Joined January 2009-
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Oh, totes true. I went to the supermarket a few days ago, & came home to find @purplepingers sitting on my couch with his feet up, watching TV. I'd kick him out, but he's tidier than I am and he makes a pretty good spag bol.
Oh, totes true. I went to the supermarket a few days ago, & came home to find @purplepingers sitting on my couch with his feet up, watching TV. I'd kick him out, but he's tidier than I am and he makes a pretty good spag bol.
So If you care that much Just go to Aldis.
@nickschadegg 2015: Woolworths chastised for cashing in on Anzac Day 2024: Woolworths chastised for not cashing in on Anzac Day
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House prices and rents are going to keep rising. Well, if the buildings approval data is anything to go by. January building approvals across Australia are lower than anticipated. Actually a shocker!!! Just 12,850 new homes were approved in January. #auspol #HousingCrisis
If your landlord knows you don’t have a compliant smoke alarm, or alarms, and you die because a fire that could have been prevented by a smoke alarm, the fine for the landlord is only around $700. If you’re in qld on a new lease and your landlord doesn’t want to install a smoke…
If your landlord knows you don’t have a compliant smoke alarm, or alarms, and you die because a fire that could have been prevented by a smoke alarm, the fine for the landlord is only around $700. If you’re in qld on a new lease and your landlord doesn’t want to install a smoke… https://t.co/Difctt8zKp
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Why are the shittest takes always from people who block responses? Hey @difficultnerd - show us some evidence to support that 🐂💩🐑🤡
Sorry Canberra Fireworks on TV, beat a drone light show.
Anyone remember when kids needed books at school?
Anyone remember when kids needed books at school?
I thought the reading was saying it was so hot, go for a drink. But no, 52⁰C.
Housing is too expensive in Australia and it’s the root cause of so many issues. The fact that we won’t acknowledge that we need to lower house prices in Australia, is a massive problem. Public housing is a non-market actor that reduces the overall price of the private…
This has no bearing on the outcome, but for those with an interest, the final seat seat score for the referendum was No 117 seats, Yes 34.
As predicted... the ACT is the only state or territory to return a majority YES vote. It also has the highest average education level of all states & territories. This is not a co-incidence. 😐 #Referendum2023 #auspol
Far Enough? Remember when you wanted to find the best coffee within walking distance of where you’re at and you googled it? You can apply the same tactic to so many other aspects in life! @nashedgerton @jennaown @VZerbst @bluetonguefilms VOTE YES youtube.com/watch?v=SAqIyp…
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3K Followers 5K Following Well, I voted Yes but who cares? I'm not gunna live in silence! I'm not gunna live in fear! Your Dutt Trumpet is a complete fool. Racism just ain't my thing!
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Doherty’s Gym in Melbourne doesn’t allowing tripods/filming by content creators in their gym without a media pass (granted during off peak hours). They also state if you want to film your set you need express consent from anyone in the background. I support this rule. Thoughts?
forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
@GarrieIrons @SergiiKirianov @davepl1968 and the early versions of GIMP were (comparatively) trash. BUT everything has to start somewhere. GIMP is now a hell of a good option. in 1996... oof... not so much
@GarrieIrons Just a hobby really. I have multiple DOS systems for running old games on period-correct hardware. I've learned more using these systems in the modern day than I ever did back then.
@GarrieIrons I still use Ghost for DOS machines and haven't had any trouble yet.
I can’t stop thinking about this post
@theprojecttv Is airport security going to let them on with cutlery then?
I fought my landlady today & now I’m paying half rent on Fulcrum for a few months whilst they fix the lift! I’m just not allowed to tell the miserable guys on the floors above me 😂
@GarrieIrons Similar. I think my Navy dive bag is likely to light up like a xmas tree on all such screening until the heat death of the universe.
@RositaDaz48 But rather disrespectful to our indigenous ancestors? Especially if he was taking the piss out of indigenous people as appears to be the case.
Why would President Ford feel the need to pardon Nixon if Presidents enjoyed total immunity from prosecution? Maybe this has a super obvious answer that I’m not getting
@realulmapache @mick_or_mack So, according to this, I wish you calm seas!!
@realulmapache @mick_or_mack “The Sargeant Major” is actually “The Sergeant Major” - all the rest sounds accurate 😆
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@mick_or_mack Congratulations Big Bird. Can you put a bigger TV in 30th AG? It's hard to see from the staff duty desk.
@thebombchad clearly you're just not straight enough to suck dicks and pay the guy who tweets for you on time
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