Sean Cosgrove @FinalDraftCopy
Qualified accountant and brilliant freelance copywriter, specialising in making finance readable. Also Clo-Clo fan, not always ironically. Oh, and stand-up. finaldraftcopywriting.wordpress.com/in-words-and-f… Glamorous South East London Joined January 2012-
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Breakaway. I'm desperately pedalling out a pukka old peloton of my Eddy Merckx inspired steamed chilli & ginger rainbow trout. Unbeatable.
I am going to branch out into comedy writing next year. Anyone need any material or one liners? Will write to order. Advice also welcome.
Just seen a staircase with three flights and a stairlift that only goes as far as the first two. You couldn't make it up.
You wouldn't BELIEVE what's going on out the back there.
#4wordsafterintercourse I'll untie you now.
#4wordsafterintercourse Two cocks - who knew?
#4wordsafterintercourse [clicks fingers] Back in the room!
#4wordsafterintercourse And THAT is Blockbusters!
The Prince Harry pictures create a Russian doll effect - one ginger prick opening up to reveal another ginger prick.
Armstrong may have been stripped of his cycling titles, but the Cancerous Knackers Personality of the Year 1996 title will always be his.
#addwankingtoafilmtitle A Clockwork Wanking
#addwankingtoafilmtitle Jailhouse Wanking
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#addwankingtoafilmtitle About Wanking A Boy
#addwankingtoafilmtitle Brokeback Wanking
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ClubNette @ClubNette
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97 Followers 119 Following i am a comic, i am an actor look at my website http://t.co/4mBWLMAudD - will tell you all you need to know!!
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Noel @NoelGoodey
406 Followers 1K Following Hosted East Meets Jest comedy night as @NoelGoodey. Founder of Nerd Digital, helping people to bring their great ideas to life. Face of Wotsits crisps 1984!
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Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair
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Crack Comedy @CrackComedy
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589K Followers 356 Following Official Tweets from leggy blonde Stephen Merchant
Carly Smallman @carlysmallman
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3K Followers 1K Following Leaving soon. Follow me on https://t.co/aaZDbNFItY
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33 Followers 66 Following Deluded stand up comedian and failed human.
Karina Brisby @karinab
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Hanarahan @hannahwarman
2K Followers 513 Following I do comedy, music and arty stuff. https://t.co/nrWQKV8ATG https://t.co/lVf0H3xm6T
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Simon Caine @thismademecool
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3K Followers 3K Following When expressed as a fraction I'm an Actor/Writer. Elastic Planet, Undone, More Trees to Climb. Represented by @AHAactors Showreel: https://t.co/S1edF2S3xz
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85 Followers 299 Following Broken rugby player, keen cyclist, happy being happy!!
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