FifthSurprise @FifthSurprise
Joined September 2010-
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Every year I see how well my father remembers the rules of football. This year: "Why is [Patrick Mahomes] on camera so much yet he never catches the ball" "He's the quarterback, his job is to throw the ball. " "Oh, like OJ Simpson?" I might be bad at teaching football...
hey @Walgreens, what's the deal with giving dozens of seniors one dose of the @pfizer vaccine and then refusing their second dose? #ourgrandparentsaredying #walgreensIskillingourgrandparents
well that settles it
Tide definitely has delivered with many meta ads.
The comic book images of each player makes me really want a popup of WHAM! or BLAMMO! after every hit during the game.
Wondering whether Tide is going to spend the rest of the Superbowl doing more meta unexpected ads with Charlie Day.
This year's superb owl has two competitiors that aren't even animals let alone birds let alone owls.
All I've learned so far this superbowl is that people are really afraid of robots.
Karlie Kloss advertising for Wix.com... what happened to advertising Kode with Klossy!?
Last year's commercials were weird enough to laugh and make jokes at. This year's superbowl commercials are just...boring. What happened?
Another year another Superbowl another Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!
Someone invent a way to send sassy comments to people via an app. We need to kickstart the SaaSaaS industry.
🍕Pizza delivery Sivir spotted at #paxeast 🍕
Does one eventually reach an age where one stops having the anxiety dream about not being allowed to graduate from high school because one signed up for a math class then never attended it? Asking for a friend.
Better yet, if I base a cryptocurrency off of my Memecached Meme Cache, it can be a Meme Cached Meme Cache Cash
I'm going to store all of the meme gifs I frequently post on AWS Elasticache so I can have a Memcached Meme Cache.
Sometimes I wonder what the databases supporting Ikea website look like. Tables within tables.
A guy at the office dressed up as the 11th Doctor and people keep asking him if he's PeeWee Herman.
My mother's genius advice to me for Halloween: "Just be yourself!"
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Gonna need to make some adjustments but here’s my first attempt at making the #Flandalorian🍮
today is my 2 year gotcha day anniversary for this knucklehead i feel lucky to have picked this cat. he’s naturally pretty well behaved, and a very good boy… most of the time. i guess i’ll keep him 😻❤️🥰 #CatsofTwittter
Now that the contest is over and there's no threat of my 80 followers overwhelming the voting, behold! I wrote a book review. astralcodexten.substack.com/p/your-book-re…
Been cleaning out stuff from our apartment and I found these two lyrics sheets from the first PAX East (2010), written by the wonderful @FifthSurprise , one if the first people I met through the show. The genesis of PAX's Line Entertainment department started here. #PAXEast
i now understand the whole “the cat is sleeping on me and i can’t move.” he’s only been mine for two days, and we’ve been hanging out like this for about two and a half hours. i think this is a good sign ❤️❤️🐈🐈
Conway’s Law
Did I cut a trailer for @house_house_'s Untitled Goose Game using @lizzo's "Juice" simply because she says, "Blame it on a goose?" Of course I did.
@Zeushero I can’t tell if the look is concern or if she’s flirting. 😆😆
LIFEHACK: GENES. YOU CAN MAKE ‘EM DO ALL KINDS OF FREAKY STUFF WITH JUST A LITTLE RADIATION AND A LOT OF ETHICAL BLINDSPOTS.
Come back tomorrow to see how you can bag your own trophy! #giveaway
Ahhhhh the Mei cinematic released today!! Jungah on the Blizzard cinematics team made a cool poster to give out to employees!!
TFW when you're setting up for PAX and find a bin of prizes.
@OhBoyHeresKate read this as Kate and was all NO, WE NEED MORE KATE
"The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy" via @maverikou
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Never knew I needed this in my life, but I'm so glad it is now. (thanks Reddit!)
the real tragedy of today is that i made a fucking pie and it's sitting in my fridge and will never get eaten.
Dear new little basil plant, I promise to try & remember to water you. I hope you grow big and tall. Please don't die on me. Love, Kate
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These are coming this summer? Best Thursday Ever
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