Jacob Elordi’s Bath Water 🏳️🌈 @Fabbz3182
Melbourne, Australia Joined March 2011-
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Or whatever Meredith Grey said
Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head. It looks like a little beret..🐧👒😊
Adelaide and golf: two of the most boring things imaginable.
Turns out Alan's started advertising to have his needs met.
You won’t trust teachers with books. But you will give them guns. Welcome to America. l.smartnews.com/p-6T8mQ/MTb6gT
Arming teachers is not the solution. We know what actually works: universal background checks, red flag laws, safe storage, and an assault weapons ban. Shame on extremists in the Tennessee legislature for failing to protect our children. cbsnews.com/news/tennessee…
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Some events for @DustyPee and @Spanners_cat
Post your craziest block
Post your craziest block https://t.co/QvXezcquhJ
“This is the most woke show on TV”, says the straight white man. Please don’t bring those Gold Coast bogans back next season @GoggleboxAU, they contribute nothing positive to the show. #GoggleboxAU
Enjoying life.
What an absurd site @elonmusk
Why isnt Remembrance Day (Nov 11) also a public holiday?
Imagine marrying Russell Brand not being the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
Royal Commission into why Poms pronounce vitamin like that.
This show could’ve been so much better. Had so much potential. But it is boring. #whitefevertv
Dusty Pee @DustyPee
5K Followers 4K Following Aiming for 5k followers. NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I know it’s a fucking ceiling. #Morrissey #pubroof
Andrew Hewat @AndrewHewat
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Kate Pritchard @KatePri14608408
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Crackers @crackerscraigo
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Pantly @the_fanta_sea
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Troy3000 @Troy30002
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John O’Sullivan �.. @JohnOSullivan36
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Andy Ford aka The For.. @FordThefordster
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Poppie @lillypetalolive
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Death by a Thousand T.. @pittworldwide
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Steph the sarcastic s.. @Steph_Simmons89
557 Followers 551 Following 34 | all opinions are my own | it’s not that serious | champagne lifestyle on a beer budget | I live tweet reality TV | BLM
Purplepingers @purplepingers
26K Followers 473 Following I hate real estate agents - join your union x
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Airbourneunicorn @LeashiHarris
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DF @Dean_Machine_
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T V @TV16424731
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1K Followers 935 Following Not a real angel 🖤 Probably up to no good 🖤 If I lick it, it’s mine 🖤
Stuart Robertson @Amusd_onnlookr
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AthenaZourkas.exe @TooMuchSpaghett
239 Followers 281 Following Welcome to the confessional. Mine. Not yours.
Cry-Baby 💧 @CryCrybaby90
321 Followers 689 Following That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy, but he was my pop. Only one I ever had.
SassyDeLaCreme @gayJBfletcher
283 Followers 572 Following A young gay getting his start in the world and learning life lessons! Reality TV, Old Actresses and only Ann Jillian stan below 45! 💖
#1 Coralee Hollow Sta.. @ironicscreams
743 Followers 2K Following life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I hear you call my name, and it feels like home. he/him x
Mr Minogue 🌈 @mr_minogue
445 Followers 567 Following Kylie lover, red wine drinker, 80s music tragic.
ToddthePainter @toddthepainter
3K Followers 2K Following Married with kids. Family sandwich maker. Keen gardener. Motor enthusiast. Working poor. @PAFC member #wannabeHobbyFarmer
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412 Followers 676 Following 📺 Reality TV Binger 🍷 Wine Taster ☕ Coffee Connoisseur 🙊 Laughs at own expense
cosmic clau @CosmicClau
606 Followers 421 Following 'The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter' 'Without hope, without witness, without reward'
ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗ�.. @AveryOfBirds
3K Followers 2K Following ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗ ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗThe doing crimes kind of queer, not the knowing colours kind WPATH legal counsel
Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton
21K Followers 5K Following (he/him) Journalist.✨author✨. ‘Spite Pie’, coming out in 2025. Subscribe to my Substack, 'nonsense newsletter'. Represented Key People Literary Management
Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy
1K Followers 1K Following brave & beautiful 💛 SYDNEY (May 1-3) & BRISBANE (May 16-19) COMEDY TIX:
KandyMerr 🐾 (The O.. @Mr_Fanta_Pants
2K Followers 1K Following Not totally useless, but not far off. Mandy points: 200. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Gig @hum_giovanni
213 Followers 164 Following Evidence/logic/reason. Cafe junkie and animal lover. 🏳️🌈 #WEHI
Speedy Baleedy @SpeedyBaleedy
25 Followers 281 Following
William @wrhollingsworth
280 Followers 573 Following he/him cis-homo/queer. into geek nonsense. Have a bunch of cats (IG yevithisisserious). If you're a bigot playing at geek fandoms, good luck.
DJT Comrade Donald "I.. @tbooth_98
559 Followers 5K Following Andrew Jackson the modern-day @GOP, recovering from Trump derangement syndrome. Trump was no accident see @nickbryantny committeefortheReelectionofthePresident
Danie Tregonning @DanieTreg
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ros reines @RosReines
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kate langbroek @katelangbroek
39K Followers 6K Following 🏹MY BOOK #CIAOBELLA IS OUT NOW! 🇦🇺 🇮🇹 Management: MELISSA LE GEAR - PROFILE. 💫
Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman
827 Followers 328 Following Healthy, Wealthy & White. Nothing to do with the real Tonia Todman.
Raina MacIntyre 😷�.. @Globalbiosec
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Dusty Pee @DustyPee
5K Followers 4K Following Aiming for 5k followers. NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I know it’s a fucking ceiling. #Morrissey #pubroof
Craig Wallace @CraigWtweets
7K Followers 3K Following Head of Policy at Advocacy for Inclusion. Views here are my personal opinions. RT do not = endorsements. Pronouns - him/disabled person
Prof Deborah Lupton M.. @DALupton
25K Followers 1K Following Professor @UNSW Sydney. Risk, health, digital tech. Blog https://t.co/Yh52haFKRu
Kate Pritchard @KatePri14608408
6K Followers 4K Following REALIST, ATHEIST, I STAND WITH ISRAEL & the JEWISH COMMUNITY. 🇬🇧🇭🇲🇮🇱
Will @willdogs_
3K Followers 840 Following Melbourne’s Worst American Import… You’re Stuck With Me Now 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 | Dog Training Enquiries: https://t.co/[email protected]
Norman Swan @normanswan
166K Followers 217 Following Co-host of RN’s Health Report and What’s That Rash & reporter on ABC TV’s 730. Pre-order a copy of my forthcoming book: https://t.co/E12jORDqjp.
Crackers @crackerscraigo
2K Followers 1K Following Inner north man about town, has a hill, loves a beer. Adept painter. Pro G.
Pantly @the_fanta_sea
524 Followers 362 Following Your favourite ginger. Basic but delicious. Mandy points: 10
Immunisation Coalitio.. @immunisationgap
1K Followers 1K Following The Immunisation Coalition is an Australian not for profit advocacy group with a mission to create awareness for the importance of immunisation
Mark Butler MP @Mark_Butler_MP
48K Followers 2K Following Minister for Health and Aged Care. Member for Hindmarsh. Authorised by M. Butler, 21 Commercial Road, Port Adelaide SA 5015.
Jim Chalmers MP @JEChalmers
109K Followers 1K Following Treasurer of Australia, Labor MP for Rankin, proudly Logan, QLD born & bred.
Nick McKenzie @Ageinvestigates
38K Followers 907 Following Award-winning investigative journo @ Melbourne's The Age, Sydney Morning Herald, tv docos. Confidential tips: [email protected] signal:+61401877402
amanda meade @meadea
37K Followers 6K Following Guardian Australia's media correspondent. Weekly Beast out Fridays. DM or [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
Paul Bongiorno @PaulBongiorno
177K Followers 886 Following Columnist for The Saturday Paper and The New Daily, veteran political journalist. His views contestable but his own.
Annette Beacher @AnnetteBeacher
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Scott Phillips @TMFScottP
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Shane Oliver @ShaneOliverAMP
33K Followers 126 Following Head of Inv Strategy & Chief Economist, AMP. Into boats, pop music, economics, investing, my family..& being nice. I don’t solicit funds/spruik trading schemes
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Tony Locantro @LocantroTony
8K Followers 207 Following I provide advice and strategy to investors in small cap stocks (since 1998) Precious/base metals, biotech and industrials. Economic and property commentator.
Alex Joiner 🇦🇺 @IFM_Economist
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Karen Percy @PercyKaren
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Simonne Economou @barklysaints
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your other mom @difficultpatty
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Josh Taylor @joshgnosis
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flynn @froufrouforever
294 Followers 1K Following
Death by a Thousand T.. @pittworldwide
3K Followers 3K Following Mostly pop takes (didn’t say any were good). Cinema & Oscars. Drag Race & Survivor. Madonna & Kylie, Tay & Bey, Janet & Mariah, Grimes & Janelle. Equity 4 ALL.
Gidgit VonLaRue @GidgitVonLaRue
13K Followers 12K Following Artist of abstract-modern art. All my works are original & one off pieces.All my art is available to buy - just DM me for prices. Contact me to buy x
Steph the sarcastic s.. @Steph_Simmons89
557 Followers 551 Following 34 | all opinions are my own | it’s not that serious | champagne lifestyle on a beer budget | I live tweet reality TV | BLM
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Purplepingers @purplepingers
26K Followers 473 Following I hate real estate agents - join your union x
Turns out Alan's started advertising to have his needs met.
@theheraldsun I was at that show, wasn't cause of the breastfeeding , it was cause the baby was crying for about 10mins. Who brings a baby to a comedy show? No different to asking a heckler to leave.
@theheraldsun Who the hell takes a baby to a comedy show for mature audiences?
@theheraldsun I was at the show. He asked the mum if the baby was ok as it was crying. Then continued with the show. Then after 5 or so minutes the baby started crying again and politely asked the mum to leave. He apologised to her and said he felt bad but it was also for the audience
@ellensandell We have kids, if we want a night out and can’t get anyone to look after them then we don’t have a night out. It’s just part of having kids sometimes. People paid to see his show, they shouldn’t have to put up with an unsettled baby.
@ellensandell I was there. It’s not as simple as you are saying. The woman and babe were in the third row. Babe starts crying loudly and he was clearly distracted. He politely asked mother to leave and she stayed. This occurred twice more and it was only after the third polite asking she left
@ellensandell The baby wasn't supposed to be there, therefore if the mum needs to breastfeed she can't be there either. Not because she is breastfeeding, but because the baby can't be there.
No one who hasn't been assaulted could understand just how much it means that you are believed & there's no textbook victim behaviour. Especially with all these vultures picking at her for gain. Gross. I don't care what happens now. Justice Lee believes her. I always believed her
Don't think I impressed this dude I got introduced to coz he heard me say my neighbour just gave me a fucktonne of Endone so I'm going home to party. What a wowser.
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Oh thank goodness, just opened my twitter knowing I was a bit "merry" last night worrying I'd wrecked havoc but awww it's just me kissing the cat saying she sounded like the interceptor from Mad Max. I like this new sensible drunk me ..my priorities are correct. 100% Katsu #phew
Katsu has been going off all arvo I think she's as furious as I am of golf trips, credit cards & warpaths. I'm done.. all of this to monetise ( and increase ) a young woman's trauma using sensationalism & misogyny to rake in advertising megabuck$$$. Get Fucked Ch 7 #Lehrmann
My favourite place is CLOSED!!! AGAIN!!! But fear not I know a secondary rice paper roll source at Phoc Tranh bakery. Their rice paper rolls are mid tier but their shredded pork roll is fucking A1 ( look! White Onion! It's so fancy! ) so heading back to St Kilda feeling happy
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Me & Katsu did a big cinema nerd youtube sesh from 4am... the last bit was an hour or so of Edgar Wright appreciation ( he is just the best, isn't he??? ) so I asked Katsu if she fancied a Cornetto as I headed out for my Walkies. Returned sans Cornetto and she's NOT impressed
Despite my invoice fuck up my pay came thru! So I've spent 45 bucks on stupid children's booze and kicking back for the day to get day drunk, eat grapes and do arts n crafts
when good things happen i deserve a little treat and when bad things happen i deserve a little treat and when nothing happens i deserve a little treat
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