Firefighter Humor @FFHumor
Playful humor of the fire service, as well as thoughts and insights. These tweets represent no FD. Joined May 2012-
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For all the tech rescuers out there: what’s your standard baseline PPE for extrication? I’m seeing FR gear, Dickies-style, or just long sleeves?
Nurses: super offended by what Senator said. Paramedics: Welcome to our world...
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Dear kids pumping your arm to have us honk our horn as we drive by: We enjoy it just as much as you, never stop. Sincerely, The American Firefighter
Each FD has 3 types of shifts. One bonds over brotherhood, another bonds over bitching together, and the last enjoys their separation and time alone.
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@FFHumor Properly functioning door remotes are like unicorns. Heard of them. Never seen one.
Is there such a thing as a FD with properly functions garage door remotes?
2018 statistics are in. Hurt feelings has trumped back injuries as the #1 workplace injuries in the fire service.
I’ll spend 1/3 of my life in this firehouse. 1/2 of that time will be spent cleaning up after and fixing the fuck ups of B shift
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Why do we still put "Dial" 911 on trucks when no one would know how a dial phone works anymore? *Call* 911
@FFWisdom And enough recliners to go around, with respective outlets
@EVPIsrael @gaza @FirehouseNews @FireChiefMag Nah, that’s Chicago
I used to be an avid straight streamer... then I got an enlarged prostate.
I think our firehouse needs one! facebook.com/story.php?stor…
Firefighting is like sex... you gotta get up in there to get the job done
First in, last out.... of the kitchen
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