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I’m a law professor who has studied presidential power for years and I filed an amicus brief in this case. Good enough for you?
I’m a law professor who has studied presidential power for years and I filed an amicus brief in this case. Good enough for you?
Levon was a national treasure! #theband
This is one of my favorite @nbcsnl skits. They nailed it on Trump, enjoy!
Trump: “Which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest problem. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on.”
If Brett Kavanaugh believes Presidents are only subject to laws that say Presidents are subject to them, why was he investigating Bill Clinton for lying?
A friend is sitting in the 500s. Someone in his section heckled Ohtani about gambling and an usher came over and said “no gambling talk”. My friend inquired further and the usher said no yelling about gambling at all. Un/related: there is a 2-storey gambling ad in the outfield.
Are you sure there’s no police in sight?
Are you sure there’s no police in sight?
My four-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why did the nice lady from South Dakota shoot her dog?" And when I told him "Because the woke mind virus had turned the dog into a freeloader," he started crying.
Bill Barr is one of the biggest assholes this country has ever created. That CNN interview showed the bully he has always been, and the amoral, transactional d*ckhead he will always be; also he killed Epstein.
Dear @KristiNoem Donald Trump is untrainable. He’s almost 78 and he still shits his pants. I hate him. Can you fix it for me? 🙏
Kristi Noem is the perfect VP pick for Trump because the second she realizes how useless he is, she knows what to do
I know that it was overshadowed by Trump's lawyers arguing that presidents should be able to murder political opponents, but I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas hearing a case related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup.
Weird. In 2009, Kavanaugh wrote a law review article specifically contemplating criminal prosecutions for Presidents after they leave office, and noting that this possibility provides a check on a “bad-behaving or law-breaking” President. I guess he just changed his mind for some…
You think housing prices will keep going up because you've seen it all your life. But this is a historic anomaly that is likely to reverse soon: Prices might start shrinking in many places. This thread is the case against investing in housing:
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Trump wants to replace my democracy with a dictatorship. Biden wants to replace my gas stove with one of those magnetic induction ones that heat up incredibly fast. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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@KristiNoem Read all about it in her new book!
@KristiNoem That’s quite a word salad just to say you’re a terrible human being
@KristiNoem Just save time and change your name to Kristi Puppy Murderer because that's the rest of your life, you subhuman scum
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If Brett Kavanaugh believes Presidents are only subject to laws that say Presidents are subject to them, why was he investigating Bill Clinton for lying?
Are you sure there’s no police in sight?
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Okay, then trade him! Heck, drop him! Have the courage of your convictions!
Ranger Suarez's scoreless innings streak ends at 32.2 IP, but my man, cool as a tiny helmet of ice cream, still got 8 IP, 1 ER, 8 Ks, 0 BB, with a 1.32 ERA. ❤️🔥 Another Bohm Run as RED-HOT Alec plates 4 of 5 runs; Harper helps! Defensive Superstar Nick Castellanos! #RingTheBell
You think housing prices will keep going up because you've seen it all your life. But this is a historic anomaly that is likely to reverse soon: Prices might start shrinking in many places. This thread is the case against investing in housing:
@tomaspueyo It's also an illiquid asset with lots of transaction friction (taxes, fees). Low yield, maintenance amd other recurring tax costs and captive geographically. At the mercy of government regulation that wants to now drive affordability up.
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B. SUPPLY You can only grow your cities horizontally (more land) or vertically (more floors) 1. Horizontally The size of cities is determined by transportation, because ppl don't want to commute much more than 30m each way. That's called the Marchetti Constant
Due to a Pet Offensive.
Trump wants to replace my democracy with a dictatorship. Biden wants to replace my gas stove with one of those magnetic induction ones that heat up incredibly fast. I have never felt more politically homeless.
@KristiNoem That’s quite a word salad just to say you’re a terrible human being
@KristiNoem Just save time and change your name to Kristi Puppy Murderer because that's the rest of your life, you subhuman scum
@KristiNoem You are so full of 💩it’s not even funny. You just couldn’t be bothered to train that puppy . And if he truly couldn’t be a bird dog, I am quite sure he would have been a great pet for a family that didn’t need to shoot birds to give him something to do. #psychopath
This Man threw more shutouts after turning 40 than Jacob deGrom & Yu Darvish have in their entire careers combined
Yes, well.
I always thought the standup bits of his show were a massive own goal that Larry David was happy to let him commit - showing how he turns a very specific, weird, dark world into airplane food jokes
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
@ohJuliatweets He wasn't even the funniest person on his own show. Not even the 3rd or 4th funniest.