Emergency Questions @EmergencyQ

Emergency Questions - to help you get a conversation started in any situation. Buy the book here https://t.co/pKa29cmGTO London, England Joined June 2017

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Emergency Questions @EmergencyQ

7 years ago

Muppet Christmas Carol - you can keep one muppet but all other characters replaced by humans (unless human already) - which muppet stays?

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7 years ago

If you had to put an ice lolly in your vagina, if you had to, which ice lolly would you insert?

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7 years ago

@wabsnazsm That’s an excellent one

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7 years ago

What was the weirdest reason that you ever skived off school? I didn’t want to do a Home economics lesson where we learned to make tea and coffee. For some reason I was terrified of having to drink grown up drinks until I was embarrassingly old (28 years old)

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7 years ago

@TwonRue You’ll be able to pick it up from me at a gig or if you email chris I am sure he’ll sell you one

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7 years ago

gofasterstripe.com for a £20 book bundle with all 3 EQ books

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Richard K Herring @Herring1967

8 years ago

What’s the best thing you’ve ever lost and then found again? Faith in the Lord Jesus for me

Chris @chrishorricks31

8 years ago

@Herring1967 my sister bought me your latest emergency questions book for Christmas but lost it, she has since found it and it's brilliant

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8 years ago

There is one. It’s currently not available as we had to take it off sale when the new book came out, but it will be back.

kats @katsYAY

8 years ago

@Herring1967 you should make an emergency questions app for when I need a random question but don't have my book with me! @gofasterchris @EmergencyQ

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Refuge @RefugeCharity

8 years ago

Read this poem from start to finish and it depicts a family's happy festive time. Read it from the bottom up and it reveals a terrible story of domestic abuse. Support women who need to turn to us by buying a Refuge safety parcel this Christmas: bit.ly/2BhcQCP

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8 years ago

Please donate to SCOPE this week if you can. Your donation could be doubled if enough money is raised

Scope @scope

8 years ago

Help us fill the 💜 and reach our target to provide nation wide support for disabled children and their families. Your donation will be doubled this week via @BigGive #ChristmasChallenge18 ➡️ bit.ly/2AtBJuz

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8 years ago

@Sudden_Jimmy hooray and oh dear

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8 years ago

@Sudden_Jimmy Hi Jimmy. Congrats. You won the competition. Can you please email [email protected] and put Emergency Questions Competition in your subject line and let them know your address so we can send you your book. Well done! Rich Herring

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8 years ago

@DolorumIpsum @Herring1967 It is too late. The book is out. But I decided to go with just one answer anyway. Thanks though

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8 years ago

@mostbutnotall Both. Ideally to make a huge wall around the edge of the field eventually though, but only by accident. Not craft

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8 years ago

I am attempting to use dog walks to clear every single stone from the very stony/huge field that I walk round - what’s the most impossible/pointless task you’ve taken on? This isn’t 1 of the 1001 conversation starters in my new book.Out Oct 4. Preorder amazon.co.uk/Emergency-Ques…

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8 years ago

Good question. But not as good as the 1001 questions in the new Emergency Questions book which is out on October 4th - pre order here for free gift gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/websit…

WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack

8 years ago

@EmergencyQ If you had to have a character from Super Mario Bros for a penis, which one would it be?

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8 years ago

Have you ever been surprised by your own urine? This is a question that didn’t make it into the top 1001 Emergency Questions (800 never before published in book form) out on October 4th. Preorder here - amazon.co.uk/gp/product/075…

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8 years ago

What’s the nearest you’ve ever been to Paul McCartney whilst pleasuring yourself? Did it set him off too? These are two of many questions that did not make the grade for my new book, Emergency Questions. Out Oct 4th. Preorder here waterstones.com/book/emergency…

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8 years ago

Today’s emergency question(s) supplied by Phoebe Herring age 3. Why do we have to sleep? Why do we sleep at night? These questions are NOT included in the new Emergency Questions book - but there are 1001 other ones in there. Out Oct 4th. Preorder here amazon.co.uk/gp/product/075…

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8 years ago

Would you prefer to have a cat made out of screaming mouths or be unable to remember the number seven existed? This is one of the infinite questions not in the new Emergency Questions book - out on Oct 4th. pre order here (and get a free gift) gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/websit…