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yes parenting is hilarious because kids say funny shit, but also because of shit like this that WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ENOUGH
@ElyKreimendahl I want him not to move it, your school aged kid finds it, puts it in her backpack, and shows her friends her new toy. I know I'm evil.
@ElyKreimendahl I know "someone" who did this with a dildo.
@ElyKreimendahl the bad news is he'll forget where he put it