Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

'Crybaby Wokeist' - Josh Weller. Stand-up, podcaster, artist in training. Drunk un-proofread tweets. Co-host of the @CaptainsSlog podcast with @realmarkoneil Joined June 2021

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

Not posted on here for a while and won't be ever again I'm on BlueSky @EdEdwardsComedy.bsky.social Fuck the Nazis.

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Richard Osman @richardosman

2 years ago

I sometimes think that the JR Hartley advert might be the greatest work of art ever produced in Britain. Happy to hear alternative choices.

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Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists. Take Joel from The Last of Us. I’ve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

In was in Southend recently, and there's a long wooden structure that goes out to sea with a funfair at the end. All of my friends wanted to go to the funfair but I didn't want to. Eventually though they talked me into it. Pier pressure. #jokes #joke

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

Guys I know everything might seem terrible but something really fucking funny has happened... bbc.com/news/article... #infowars #theonion

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Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie @CaptainsSlog

2 years ago

🖖New Episode Alert🖖 This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare. shows.acast.com/captainsslog/e… #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

Listening to the Cultaholic Classic Nitro review this week and hearing @Brat_Atkins describing himself as agnostic on Bovril and not as ambovilant has genuinely annoyed me.

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

.@Schreiberland I'm listening to an old NSTAAF podcast and you guys mentioned that Picasso doodled on so many cheques that they are basically worthless, any idea where you can buy one?

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

@SoozUK Obama, whilst he turned out to be fairly establishment, also ran on a promise to change things.

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🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖 @IsaiahCTorre

2 years ago

Always and forever.

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Michael Okuda @MikeOkuda

2 years ago

Star Trek doesn't promise that tomorrow will be a better place. In fact, many Trek stories warn what could happen if we make bad choices. However Trek says tomorrow CAN be a better place if we are smart, if we work hard, and if we are compassionate and inclusive.

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2 years ago

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

They better have nailed that Paddington movie because I need it right now.

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

@Maffewgregg That might be the harshest review of an entire promotion I've ever read.

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forever botchamania @Maffewgregg

7 years ago

if you're feeling down today just remember that at least you're not Luke Gallows vs. The Predator in a match so bad that Antonio Inoki ended it whilst slamming a chair into a barricade yelling BULLSHIT

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Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy

2 years ago

@Ms_Deathwish To be clear, in general you can't steal from corporations, it's called reclamation, but specifically with WWE you're okay to pirate but also steal physical shit, like sneak into a show and half-inch the ring bell.

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ellory smith @ellorysmith

2 years ago

I mean genuinely what’s the downside now of running a truly leftist party? We tried centrism and it lost. Whats the worst that can happen if we go left - losing again?