Eric Canuteson @ECanuteson
Self-proclaimed John Goodman of the Millennial Generation. Future Mall Santa of the year recipient. Cowboys fan. Fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics. Joined June 2020-
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My wife just made the comparison of the shit she took to Ursula the Sea Witch, and I don’t know whether to be disgusted or turned on. #whyiloveher
If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 we’d just diagnose him with an eating disorder, and draft him anyways. - NFL Scouts.
Fullback Daryl Johnston “Moose” youtu.be/sfieSZJP7_4?si… via @YouTube
“Ladies, nice to meet you my name is Jay Cutler, and this is my buddy Ronnie Coleman” lines comin in hot.
“Ladies, nice to meet you my name is Jay Cutler, and this is my buddy Ronnie Coleman” lines comin in hot.
The all own his home, away, and alternate color rush jersey now.
The all own his home, away, and alternate color rush jersey now.
Slide Cooper Rush into that 5th SP slot and let’s roll!
Slide Cooper Rush into that 5th SP slot and let’s roll!
Solid Gold.
If “you had me at hello” was a video.
If “you had me at hello” was a video.
Wack-O
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That girl from Love on the Spectrum.
Some guy a lady said I looked like ten months ago. Still think about that bitch. Fuck her.
Some guy a lady said I looked like ten months ago. Still think about that bitch. Fuck her.
- Us. 2019.
Have a feeling this clip will produce solid gold content like this.
Have a feeling this clip will produce solid gold content like this.
To the women questioning why men are tired of Taylor Swift in football I pose this question: How would you like it if during Grey’s Anatomy they randomly start dropping 30 second SportsCenter clips 3-5 times per episode? How many episodes in before you start asking what the fuck?
Another example
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Whatever the allegations are she did that shit
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