Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

THE ONION (retired). Global media producer. Former exec BRIDGES MEDIA. 35 city network. Shiny awards. Paul Newman protege. Not your “pal”, pal. Chicago, IL Joined April 2016

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

3 months ago

@PeteHegseth You have committed war crimes at the direction of a megalomaniac. See you at The Hague.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

3 months ago

@atrupar

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

4 months ago

@mehdirhasan @adammocklerr With 1000% more flag pins.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

4 months ago

@Bosslogic This is why I love you, Boss. It was RIGHT THERE.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

a year ago

@WhiteHouse Cult.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

a year ago

@Acyn “First a hundred”. He says it multiple times. Jesus a wept.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

a year ago

@morningfog15 Judge Bean is my favorite Paul movie, and it’s evergreen in my Top 10. Great call.

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HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_

a year ago

A virus is a tiny infectious agent that can only replicate inside the living cells of a host—like humans, animals, plants, or even bacteria. Viruses are not considered "alive" in the traditional sense because they can't survive or reproduce on their own—they need to hijack a host cell's machinery to multiply.

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

a year ago

It’s estimated that Elon’s cuts to USAID, between lack of AIDS, tuberculosis, malaria, and Ebola prevention and treatment, vaccinations, and food assistance, could cause over 4 million deaths within 1 year. This is nothing short of Elon Musk committing mass murder.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

a year ago

@rothschildmd @mehdirhasan *battery salesman pretending to be a car company

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

2 years ago

@tomcolicchio Bizarre “rule supreme”. You can’t buy integrity. Turns out you can rent it at cost, but that sucking sound kinda drowns out the rest. Weird days, Tom.

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Embassy of Ireland, USA @IrelandEmbUSA

2 years ago

President Bartlet bringing down the house tonight #WestWing

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Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew

2 years ago

You’re a nepo billionaire with a social media empire & government military contracts. You *are* the machine, you stupid cunt.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

2 years ago

@JessicaTarlov deserves some new civic award for tolerating these slowly-melting pool floats.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona

2 years ago

Jeanine Pirro: "She should hope!" Jessica Tarlov: "She should hope? It's the reality!" Pirro: "No it isn't." Tarlov: "He's not a convicted felon?" Pirro: "You think that's a real case?" Tarlov: "Oooookay"

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

2 years ago

Trump Force One is probably one of the last airlines that will let her fly on the inside of the plane. Even Spirit makes her ride with the luggage.

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

2 years ago

Trump arrives with his debate prep team headed up by Laura Loomer.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

2 years ago

@lawindsor @smchatter1 We can talk global decentralized whatever AFTER she masters how commas work.

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Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed

2 years ago

@PJSActor

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Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic

2 years ago

I don't get it, this is like the #1 best person to sit next to on a plane. Won't talk to you, won't touch you, won't get wasted, definitely showered this morning, probably won't play videos out loud on his phone, 10/10 ideal seat mate.