Johnny Depp Cousin @DeppJeremy
I'm the thoughtful one and I like beaches and cheese and things of those nature. i have a best friend named Justin and I also give life advice for free. Not a Pirate Ship, CA Joined February 2015-
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Life hack: if you're gonna play leapfrog in the park w/ a friend, make SURE you both have clothes on. Trust me.
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I got twerking and tweaking confused oh man that was a crazy night.
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You can just sit in a box.
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My eyes are bigger than my stomach and my dick : /
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Cowboy nuts drive me butts.
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Don't ever try to see how many pencils you can fit in your mouth.
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I wish dogs were real : /
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just know this one thing: when I'm at the urinal I don't use zippers I go junk-overboard every damn time
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Was just thinking about how similar both physically & mentally Trump is to Steven Seagal so I googled it & GUESS WHO HAS A TYPE
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Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
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another way to hurt a vampire is to make fun of his ponytail
I'm baaaack! For now. I don't know how to commit. It's a problem. Oh shit, I gotta go. Talk soon. Bye.
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*intro to bump & grind plays* My mind is tellin me noo...but my body...my bod-dy is telling me no too, but idgaf hand over the pasta. Now.
Can we get a trinket everytime we punch a nazi? I like collecting things.
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I literally live in a world where it's more embarrassing when the president tweets than when my parents do.
Men are so disappointing so often. Not ok. Stop telling women what to do with their bodies. You know, the bodies that made you.
I finally got my phone back. I've been at a silent retreat for months. I learned how to yodel and make lanyards. My life is better. Hi.
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