Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

All Fitba Shite, All The Time... Most Of The Time. He/Him. Minneapolis Joined August 2011

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

Boy oh boy, did that new album by The Cure come at an opportune time for serious moping.

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

We’ve taken the swearing safeties off the kid this morning. The girl is letting them rip.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic

2 years ago

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

2 years ago

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

Just silently separated two totes of Lego blocks into “Blocks that could be completely described in terms of Length x Width x Depth”, “Items intended to be interacted with by little Lego dudes” and “All other complicated or specialized pieces” if you want to know how I’m coping.

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

I’m not kidding when I say this fella here has been a shining light in an absolutely abysmal year.

derek guy @dieworkwear

2 years ago

2024 your election pants 🤝 me wondering how it's this tight

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

@thesuperrookie It was an autocorrect.

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That Wuz Just Jim Tho Weren’t It @yellowpackjim

2 years ago

It’s like 80,000 simulations when all you need is a knife

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

@dunord @MNUFC @realsaltlake Other than buffing his pen and one bad giveaway, I thought Trapp did really well. Best game from him in a while.

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

I’ve ALWAYS loved the clarity VAR brings to the game. #MINvRSL

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

@BreeMinneapolis @MayorFrey He even makes our snow limp and damp.

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

It’s been snowing for at least half an hour here… @BreeMinneapolis welfare check.

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Callum Carson @CCarsonBorders

2 years ago

This is what football's all about.

Kieran McLauchlan @k_mclauchlan

2 years ago

Not the result we wanted last night for Esme’s first game at Tynie but nothing will beat this moment of pure magic 🇱🇻

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Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith

2 years ago

@GoldfishFibers We would have heard about it if it had.

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack

2 years ago

I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?

Acyn @Acyn

2 years ago

Favre: I can assure you, we are not garbage.

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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme

2 years ago

On this day seven years ago, @LaurenLayfield posted a compilation of bloopers between herself and Hacker T. Dog during her time on CBBC HQ, including the "we're just normal men" clip.