The Programming Tent @DavidMpopo01
As a Lead Full Stack Digital Marketer/Software Developer, I am passionate about creating engaging and effective content for various platforms & organizations. programmingtent.com.ng Nigeria Joined August 2017-
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You know it’s campaign season when the mask comes on 😅. Edo We Outside. Join us TOMORROW at Ring Road, Benin by 7am. Edo people have spoken, Olumide Akpata for Governor. #AkpataKadiri2024 #EdoPeopleMustToMatter #EdoForAkpata
They are looking for me? I dey Benin. Tell them to come and join the Labour Party March for Olumide Akpata. At least let them support good governance for once in their lives. #AkpataKadiri2024 #EdoForAkpata
They are looking for me? I dey Benin. Tell them to come and join the Labour Party March for Olumide Akpata. At least let them support good governance for once in their lives. #AkpataKadiri2024 #EdoForAkpata https://t.co/6tfWbu41yE
Peter Obi try for Education, BAT try for Agberos
Worst case scenario - you beat me for Twitter banter - you still beat me on the football field - you still chop my money 😊 I go still spam the TL with my plumbers field football videos
I met a certain girl who had earlier had her BSc (3yrs) in the UK and proceeded straight to MSc upon completion of her BSc. In her four straight years of studies in the UK, and she never worked for one day in the UK. Her parents were sending her montly allowance from home. Her…
I met a certain girl who had earlier had her BSc (3yrs) in the UK and proceeded straight to MSc upon completion of her BSc. In her four straight years of studies in the UK, and she never worked for one day in the UK. Her parents were sending her montly allowance from home. Her…
Leave all this noise made here on X! Many men on here will marry single women with 6 kids from different men, and nothing will happen. We live in a generation where young men want to sleep with older women. Outside these walls, men have no class and no taste. You know what? I…
Fuel scarcity is back. This time around, e choke. Firstly, most filling stations are locked up. Secondly, if you see the ones opened, their prices maad gan. I got for 680 per litre. Thirdly, you see that 680, na fake. If you buy 6800 Naira fuel, you will get about 8 litres.…
So Yahaya Bello couldn't invest the money in a fund, and pay his children's school fees from the returns? He had to pay raw cash, upfront, to the school. That is his level of sophistication. Trust me, Nigeria isn't moving forward with such people running things, and there a…
I need a rush. I need to apply for something. Something competitive that I know they won't give me based off fame or my school results. Please anything. Tell me. I need that suspense of waiting to know if you'll get it, that JOY of finding out you got it. It's been so long.…
Introducing 💫💫 #TinubuLagosRoadSeries with Community Housing, LASU A Sequel to #TinubuLagosSchoolSeries Stay active Nigerians ☄️☄️
Dr Peter Obi : HOW ANAMBRA BECAME Number 1 in WAEC and NECO youtu.be/siesJRcJi7c via @YouTube
Good morning everyone, this lady below Hope Enana Felix started work as a housekeeper at my uncles barely three weeks ago. She carted away with all the jewelry, wrist watches in the house between 12noon - 1 pm yesterday 26th. Please reach out if you have any useful information.
My twin decided to sleep at my hostel this night. This random guy comes & sees ‘two me’ & is shocked. My roommates worsen everything. They say we're not related, we just moved into the hostel and met each other and everyone is shocked. This guy says blood of Jesus countlessly.
My twin decided to sleep at my hostel this night. This random guy comes & sees ‘two me’ & is shocked. My roommates worsen everything. They say we're not related, we just moved into the hostel and met each other and everyone is shocked. This guy says blood of Jesus countlessly.
I always think about that boy whose mom hit the school to embarrass him- called him a thief and whatnot. He jumped into the school tank in retaliation and made his mom carry his corpse while every student drank water contaminated by his bloated body. I hope she cries forever ❤️
I always think about that boy whose mom hit the school to embarrass him- called him a thief and whatnot. He jumped into the school tank in retaliation and made his mom carry his corpse while every student drank water contaminated by his bloated body. I hope she cries forever ❤️
I think this lady is a gardener. Love her two-lips.
I think this lady is a gardener. Love her two-lips.
Lol this Yahaya Bello case with Efcc is just so funny n at the same time disgusting, the major people I'm so angered about are the people still cheering him and they were happy when Efcc didn't succeed in hijacking him from his house at zone 4. Nigeria is truly a Crime Scene!💔
Yahaya Bello’s kind of audacity stems from Nigerians’ complicity and docility. These politicians have stolen your future in advance for their own children’s future. Yet, some of you remain vuvuzelas for crumbs. How long will you continue to smile at thieves who steal from you?
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Rare photo of Tinubu’s legacy using Peter Obi’s “legacy” to stay alive 🤩 #TinubuLagosSchoolSeries will be back shortly
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113K Followers 2K Following Wiz🦅 | GGMU | Entertainment | music & football promotions | cruise & fun 🤩 | Dm for ads and promos📥Don't listen to what she is saying. Listen to what she isn't saying. First she blamed DNA. Then she said: "How can they say the baby is not for my husband when they look alike?" A denial would have been "I've never slept with another man since I met my husband." She should…
“Nigerians please come and help me, My Husband Kicked Me, my Mother and My Baby Out of the house after he wanted to Donate Blood for our Baby and it didn't Match so he did a DNA Test and the Result said he wasn't the Father of the Child, I don't understand how can they say My…
@DrJoeAbah @classico90 Tiri hundred and sixty taasand???!!! How much be air peace?
@DrJoeAbah This thread! This same thing happened to me last summer in New York at Times Sq. Small walking distance, the guy charged me $180 🤣🤣🤣 I wanted to faint. I'm sure he also played music??
He said “What will I do with £12?” I said “If you want financial advice, I’ll charge you. I am also a consultant.” Madam said “Just give him £20, let’s go.” I did. The guy said “Thank you, Sir.” If you are in Oxford Street, don’t be tempted to ride that thing o. Na God save me.😂
I told him that jumping red lights is not a civil matter and that I am a UK Solicitor. He then said “So you don’t want to pay anything?” I said “I want to pay for your labour but I’ll only pay a fair price.” He said “Like how much?” I said “£12. Same price as an Uber ride.”
Na shakara o. I didn’t start to remove my jacket, as we normally do. The guy for fit beat me sha.🙈 I now told him that he jumped lights and rode against traffic, risking my life, and that I would call the police. He said our disagreement is civil and the police won’t do anything
I checked how much an Uber ride would have cost: £12. Of course, Madam told him he was trying to defraud us and that we were not tourists. He got aggressive and said Madam shouldn’t speak to him in that manner. As a Naija guy, I asked him the obligatory “You dey mad?”😀
I too quickly brought out my phone, went to Google and showed him a website that said that the cost should be about the same as a taxi.
He said £225. I laughed. Madam said “You see why I had said you should ask him how much per mile?” I said “Don’t mind him. He’s joking.” He said he’s not joking and quickly brought out his phone and showed me this on a website. I told him “Guy, anyone could have written that.”
When we entered, Madam asked me “Why didn’t you ask him how much it is per mile?” I said “Ah, how much can it be? It’s just about 1 mile on a bicycle. £10 tops.” I checked the distance: 1.2 miles, 14 minutes. I said “Maybe £14: £1 per minute.”
As we got outside, I saw this London Tuktuk thing, pedaled by a bicycle, and told Madam that we should try it. Madam said “Ask him how much o.” I asked and the Eastern European guy said “We use a meter. Where are you going?” I said “Regent Street, nearby.” He said “Okay.”
While I was baby boying in London earlier this month, the ‘Spirit’ moved Madam to buy me a new watch. Went to Selfridges but they didn’t have the one with a blue face that I wanted. I suggested that we try Watches of Switzerland on Regent Street. Na there wahala start. Thread…
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I can’t even confess to my girlfriend because then she will find out I was cheating on her during our relationship. Her hand with the cup and straw is in my face and she’s waiting for me to drink before we eat. The End
I froze right there in my seat. I couldn’t eat or drink and now my girlfriend is already playing love by bringing the straw close to my mouth The conversation with my ex about how she used to spit in the food of her ex boyfriend who cheated on her once keeps ringing in my head
She now said we should drink & celebrate. It’s on the house. “Oh honey, it’s your favorite, Milkshake.” My girlfriend said smiling & explained to my ex that Milkshake is my favorite drink My ex looked at me with a big smile & said, “Enjoy, my treat” then walked away laughing
My girlfriend giggled and told her that it’s our two years anniversary, meanwhile I broke up with this my ex 6 months ago. My ex said, wow, and told us to wait then she ran in and after a few minutes she came back with two full cups of milkshake
She apologized to my new girlfriend and explained that she was preparing our order specially because we looked so cute together, and she wanted ours to be unforgettable. In her words, “A meal to remember.”
Almost 10 minutes after we ordered & our food was yet to be delivered meanwhile those that came after us had already been served I was already complaining when the waitress appeared with a huge smile, apologizing for the delay I turned white with shock. The waitress was my ex!
That’s how I broke up with her over the phone & focused on my main girlfriend. I also changed my lock and key and instructed the security never to let her in again. Fear women! Today, I and my girlfriend decided to go out to celebrate our 2 years anniversary…
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