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Hold it, fellas. I’m afraid you’re just too darn loud. Next please. linktr.ee/davesliozis Joined March 2009-
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Imagine traveling back in time to 2009 and explaining to people which one of these people would become a liberal icon and which one would become a neo-Nazi.
Imagine traveling back in time to 2009 and explaining to people which one of these people would become a liberal icon and which one would become a neo-Nazi.
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Well, maybe I don't want to read this book now.
I'm holding out for AI Pro Max.
Youth sports have made me fat. And anxiety. And depression. And adult ADHD, but mostly youth sports.
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TikTok trying really hard to make me feel good.
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Mrs. Ochmonek warned us. We didn't listen.
When the meeting can just be an email.
SEE. IT MUST BE THE VAXXIN3S.
@elonmusk Is this good enough?
Why do gas pumps give you a receipt? It's not like you can return gas.
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This might be the promotional crossover of the century.
This might be the promotional crossover of the century.
Never place your head over a mortar tube #CelebrateSafely
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Jake Neighbours gets Hellebuyck to bite for the power play goal 💪
@jasonrantz @mmschocolate Jason is offended by an obvious Super Bowl stunt 💀😭
@DaveSliozis Not to brag but my GE™️ brand microwave does this. It even has a :30 seconds button.
@DaveSliozis @midjourney First verse of Summerteeth. Darker than I thought it would be.
@DaveSliozis @midjourney First verse of A Shot in the Arm
@DaveSliozis This thread is better than 97% of Netflix.
@DaveSliozis @sth749 Actually, they were NOT in the same draft. Ovechkin was drafted the year before(2005) Crosby(2006) but there was a NHL lockout, so he couldn't play his first year after being drafted. Thus, he had to wait and started the next year with Crosby. 😀
@DaveSliozis YOO! Install a few of these around the house and you’re S E T
@DaveSliozis @kyleford Thanks for asking on this. He keeps ducking my TidePod™ submissions
I don’t really know Marvel movies, but someone let me know if this is a remake of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
Have heard of more COVID outbreaks in the last 24 hours than I have since January. I’ll be over here masking up until 2 weeks after everyone’s spring breaks. Pass it on.
@DaveSliozis Or I could carpool to work with a coworker or ride my bike one day a week. Or take a bus. #thestruggleisnotreal
@DaveSliozis Have you ever been to any professional sporting event in LA when crowds flee way before the end?
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