Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

Presently disguised as a rock & roll musician and tripping the light fantastic since 1985 🌺🐝 dangerkvaroz.com Albuquerque, NM Joined February 2016

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 months ago

Three more Chuck Norrises just sprang up.

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If you were an Iranian hypersonic Fatah missile that had intercontinental ballistic capabilities and you could go anywhere in the world at mach 14 and nobody could stop you, where would you go? Don't say your dad's house.

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 months ago

Y'all, I got the bathroom code for the Burger King on Carlisle by the Freeway in Albuquerque, NM. DM me for that.

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

8 months ago

Somebody give @AGPamBondi a Mentos.

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

11 months ago

Maybe @PamBondi cut the cameras and left the #EpsteinClientList alone in her office for just long enough... #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverup

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

a year ago

Come on, @kendricklamar , Drake being a pedo is such old news. It's so old, in fact, that Drake isn't that into it anymore. #SuperBowlLIX #NotLikeUs #kendricklamar #drake #ephebophilia #SuperBowl2025

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 years ago

Trying to keep my shadow work fun and flirty.

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 years ago

People who smoke lots of weed: why did you name your dog Luna?

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 years ago

I heard they were opening a @JoeBiden right across the street from the #JoeBiden

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 years ago

Clarence Thomas said the Supreme Court doesn't need ethics oversight and then he had a warm glass of milk and went to bed early. #ClarenceThomas #SupremeCourt #Corruption #ethics

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

3 years ago

I'm in a climate change. I'm in a housing crisis. I'm in a combination climate change and housing crisis. #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateAction #ClimateJustice #environmentaljustice #tacobell #pizzahut

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

I swear on @MikeTyson 's tattoo of Chairman Mao Zedong that 2023 will hit different. #2023goals #socialism

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

@elonmusk sucks so bad it's insane.

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

@elonmusk is a crybaby jerk for banning #elonjet #jacksweeney and other accounts. He's a whining little bitch and #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd #ElonIsASnowflake Twitter is mostly bots anyway. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

I am grateful for the ongoing decolonization of our collective hearts and minds. #Thankful #thiccsgiving #BlackFriday #Thanksgiving

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

@anngora you still on this #twitter thing? #drinkblood

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

Get the secret to great abs now by investsing in crypto. #ftxScandal #ftx #ftxbankruptcy #ftxCRASH #ftx

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

Yo @elonmusk I'm about to pop of with some urestrained free speech and sick #dogehax on my #twitter account while sporting my @Firmoo. #ViratKohli𓃵 #IfeanyiAdeleke #السيسي #dogecoin #ChampionsLeague

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Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz

4 years ago

A lot of people think #Putin is #bombing but I think he's #killing #badjokes #dadjokes #openmic #jokes

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Santa Fe Reporter @SantaFeReporter

4 years ago

Tom Smylie "is among the last keepers of a great story about New Mexico’s role in bringing wild peregrines back from the brink of extinction." For the cover of this week's print edition, @JulieAnnGrimm has that story: sfreporter.com/news/coverstor…