A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.
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@Dadsaysjokes What’s a scarecrow’s favorite food? Strawberries
@Dadsaysjokes Dude, you should have used Alexander The Great.
@Dadsaysjokes Substitute “criminal trial witness” for carpenter. It works better.
@Dadsaysjokes "Commeth the man, commeth the moment! Unsure what the carpenter is doing
@Dadsaysjokes This is more of a Daddy joke