Dr. Dad Scotch @DadsHonestHour
Joined September 2014-
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Anyone who uses the phrase "meat and potatoes" of something in a serious manner has probably directed a couple adult films.
@SaifQuadri Good work, Saif! That’s going right on the fridge door, young man! 👨🏻
Hey yo, son! I’m back, and I’m gunna need to borrow some skrill if ya got it 🤙🏻
Boom boom boom.. the sound comes from room. Run away, run away screams the mom, but How I Met Your Mother is Still on...
If you see me drinking out of your dad's coffee mug. I'm your dad. That's how it works.
Don't come crying to me because I replaced your training wheels with pictures of your mother and I doing the night wrestling
I'm trying to get my wife to finger my ass
Wanna cut that nipple off and stretch that baby into a lamp shade.
You'd hurt your yourself if you saw the tweets in my "draft" box
#shatter fluorescent lights all over the their college careers
You beat me, you get to eat tonight kids.
You ever front grop for Subway cookies?,
Anything to keep the kids out. Gheesh
Showed the wife the ol' goat while she was making a mess inside the toilet bowl. By goat I mean my sandals squeezing silly# puddy
Dad always loved to shatter glass when listening to mom
Okay, so I downloaded IOS 8 but my phone still won't shrink and pop into my mouth like the Magic School Bus™
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K. Creek @sgrstk
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