PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @CystPharma
Yes that medication is on back order. That one too. Chains have ruined the profession. SGLT2i stan account. Board certified. Bored certified too. Joined March 2020-
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PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
*laughs in pharmacist*
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
"Bike lanes?! Ambulances will be stuck in traffic!"
.@RYOBItoolsusa being told I can chat online when there are no agents available is really annoying. Still can’t get through via phone to explain you didn’t include any deflector screws with a new trimmer. Help please!
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
men only want one thing and it’s disgusting
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
What! A never opened box of Duke Nukem Atomic CDs. Come get some! Retweet and follow us, and we'll send a CD plus an original Duke 3D 1996 mouse pad to TWO lucky winners. (Two people will win both items.)
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Canada isn't "broken". A few things are great. A few things are terrible. A lot of things are okay with room for improvement. And we deserve a grown-up conversation about how to improve the things that need it instead of cheap sloganeering and promises of quick fixes.
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Mid girls with tik tok accounts stop thinking dudes are creeping on you at the gym when they’re just trying to figure out why you’re recording the least physically demanding workout they’ve ever seen challenge.
Behold! The Costcondo! Where do I sign?
Behold! The Costcondo! Where do I sign?
🤔 if priest…how’d they end up in hell?
🤔 if priest…how’d they end up in hell?
Eagerly awaiting results
Bro why you sharing your exact coordinates in real time? Thought that was a no no
Bro why you sharing your exact coordinates in real time? Thought that was a no no
😂 amazing
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Pharmacist, when you place an incorrect order
Ah shit. Now you know it’s doomed to fail
Maybe the real tweet is the friends we made along the way
PharmaCyst 💊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
“E”fferent for “E”xit and “A”fferent for “A”way
Breaking: A second airplane has hit my toddlers mouth
Wireless headphones are the @Zippo of this generation
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
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Dr. SaRxcasm @saRxcasticRPh
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burnt out FF medic @medicburner305
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217 Followers 561 Following 340B pharmacist rescued from retail pharmacy. Fighting PBMs and huge corporate forces looking to profit off of my patients!
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2K Followers 1K Following Just here for the dissociation and community🖤 before you DM me, don’t.
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7K Followers 4K Following Peering deep into the darkness. Lifts fueled by rage. I like art. I'm routinely unfunny. Former witch. Critical Care
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Ryan Marino, MD @RyanMarino
102K Followers 3K Following Human Doctor • Toxicology • Addiction • Emergency • #WTFentanyl & more often just WTF • drugs are misunderstood but people are misunderstood more • he/him
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5K Followers 559 Following A certified expert in absolutely nothing but ready and willing to bloviate about anything.
Holly rx mom life @allpharmedout
3K Followers 3K Following PharmD, Christian, wife, mom to 3, part-time balloon crew, part-time retail pharmacy. NDSU 🦬, Canes 🏒, Ravenclaw. I support 🇺🇦!
Drug Money @TheDrugMoney
4K Followers 701 Following Pharmacist. Sharing insights and experiences on life, money and business.
Arya Snark ⚔ @XtremeRPh
2K Followers 1K Following The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. *Pharmacist *Veteran *INFJ *#BLM *🏳️🌈
Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
565K Followers 274 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | Critical Care | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
Dr. SaRxcasm @saRxcasticRPh
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TheFluffyTailedPharma.. @FrustratedPharm
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The Anti-hero Charlat.. @RxHeatherT
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Shematologist, MD @acweyand
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Cranky Pharmacist @CrankyPharmer
6K Followers 473 Following I'm a US retail pharmacist. Twitter is where I come to anonymously vent. ✌️❤️💊
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
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1.3M Followers 997 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
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5K Followers 751 Following Anesthesia PGY-1 | twin mom 💕 + wife | Diet Coke fanatic 🥤 thoughts/tweets are my own
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Perfect Pour @counteroffives
1K Followers 993 Following Pharmacist, Mom, Mental Health Care is Healthcare, SUD, Love is Love 💕
Caffeinated PA-C @CaffeinatedPa
1K Followers 420 Following PA-C, surviving 1 cup of coffee and sarcastic comment at a time. Obsessed with dogs. Probably somewhere in the mountains. #medtwitter #PAmedtwitter
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517 Followers 158 Following ortho trauma PA-C x1.5 years. still don’t know what I’m doing but can tell you when a bone is broke (kinda kidding kinda not) kinda want a new job lol
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1K Followers 499 Following Retired teacher. Figure skating judge. Eurovision fan. Wordle sleuth. Gay introvert. N95 advocate. Still taking every covid precaution I did in 2020. #DavosSafe
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18K Followers 862 Following Do what you can with what you have and above all else, minimize harm. @[email protected] https://t.co/om681R7pop
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64K Followers 1K Following engineering physicist, founder @hyperstition_x, scout @a16z, runs @TheAISalonSF, deep-tech, physics, energy and sci-fi 🇨🇦
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1K Followers 301 Following Promoting and celebrating cycling from the Don to the Rouge.
Erin Partheniou @ErinPartheniou
17 Followers 89 Following Community pharmacist and independent pharmacy owner. Proud wife and mother of 2. Loves music, nature and dog, Milo ❤️
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213 Followers 437 Following She/Her/Hers | I work for a medical school but look like a student | Future EP Tech ❤️🔥
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derek guy @dieworkwear
799K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Dan Wuori @DanWuori
148K Followers 19K Following Dan Wuori, Ph.D. | Author, The Daycare Myth: What We Get Wrong About Early Care and Education (and What We Should Do About It) coming Sept. 2024 from @TCPress
Running a code on the floor feels like running a code in a ball pit. Just tons of shit in the way and everything you need is surrounded by obstacles
@CystPharma @tiredandtachy gotta make sure the vein milk is mixed
@kaylamellis_ Don’t write anything on it, tell him it’s a generic cake, the insurance company wouldn’t authorize frosting
Custodian: “Hey Doc, can I show you something?” Me: “Sure! What’s up!” Custodian: *pulls up a picture on his phone* “My son graduated from pharmacy school and I’m just so proud!” 🥹🖤
Me in trauma today announcing roles: “My name is X, I will be doing drugs” 😩🙃😂
I noticed how impacted I am by working in an ER when I realized I started practicing my 911 call I’d make if I was shot walking to my car while I’m walking to my car after work
*me about to give a lecture* Me: Testing 1, 2, 3 *people chatting* Me: Testing 1,2,3 allahu akbar *immediate silence & attention* Me: Works every time! Now let’s talk about blood boo boos
Have you? We Rx fewer antibiotics and more appropriately than any other clinician. We have receipts.
@alandrummond2 Sylvia; have you dealt with the fallout from missed diagnoses and over prescribing of antibiotics? Pharmacists are not bedside clinicians. How can you treat what you haven’t examined or tested for? But, you continue underfunding public healthcare and pump up the privates.
@CystPharma @DrugSlanger I get the 5 day of "non-doac" anticoag, typically reserved for enox then dabivatean these days, but hey when has anticoagulation mis-dosing ever resulted in harm? /s
Novavax: Thanks to Hamilton Public Health the good stuff is available at their walk-in clinics. But change can be hard - so if you find yourself yearning for an outdoor vaccine from two doctors you found on the twitter, come see us 1230-230pm tomorrow. DM to arrange.
What the fuck do people think GMOs are???
Stopping to smell the metformin…
Me and the ER attending bouncing our shared brain cell back and forth on a critical patient in the resuscitation bay
Patient acting a fool, yelling racist slurs. Physician rolls up with a sign that displays our rules of conduct. “Well, I don’t know if you can read, and I don’t want to insult you by asking, so I’ll read it to you.”
A sea-doo hating swan is more of a solution than a problem.
There has been increasing tensions between humans and wildlife in Toronto’s harbour, as growing numbers of people seek recreation on the water. trib.al/zFY5sSY
Bro the number of times a pharmacist has SAVED MY ASS (and the patient's life) is literally unfathomable
A pharmacist can’t take a call from a doctor to fill a prescription for a patient, because they’re too busy playing one. Pharmacist busy giving a “shot” to a customer. Unbelievable. We live in a topsy turvy world now.
🏥 Pharmacist interventions in hospital range from deep literature review to answer complex pharmacotherapy questions to "Plz no give laxative to diarrhea patient 💩"
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