May Contain Nuts @Cybermental
Self-Unemployed Nuisance (Semi retired). Existentialist, until I invent something better. Beyond The Void Joined June 2011-
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Dear @Deliveroo , do you think it was a good idea to partner with @FIFAWorldCup ? Someone is going to be blamed for delivering a dog's breakfast of a World Cup.
@JasonKingHQ I think he might have been a gardener. Not sure... Something about a Yew tree.
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Come and see @1607WestEgg at what is likely to be London's most INTIMATE comedy show this Friday.
THIS FRIDAY 5th JUNE, 8PM (Doors 7.45pm) Catch my work 1hr work in progress comedy at @TheShirkersRest 9 Lewisham Way New Cross London SE14 6PP The night will be exactly like this clip, but with just 2% of the audience. Tickets designmynight.com/london/whats-o…
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This week's shows. #comedy
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Have you got your tickets yet? Probably not... #comedy
Bank Holiday Monday comedy. My next 1hr work in progress, a dissection of daily life's minor agonies. Monday 25th May, 8pm Vaulty Towers, Waterloo Tickets designmynight.com/london/whats-o… Or scan the QR code. #London
@bertie_lakeland We did BlackSabbathMode at Parabola and then went to Montpellier Park. Couple of "must see/listen to" tomorrow evening. Dub Catalyst at 8pm is a highlight.
Today's #missionimpossible. Get the chocolate without waking the cat.
@S1dTR0tt3r147 Two words? Engelbert Humperdinck was two completely different people.
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If anyone on this planet is guilty of terrorism, it is the British state. Don't forget it.
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My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com Find all my work there. Gig list will be updated in the coming days. #writer #standupcomedy
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. @Chez_Em Met a waxwork when I was in Blackpool. He was famous for silly hats. He was also famous for being what the silly hat says.
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