✨Church of the Holy Duck✨ @CultOfQuack_
We are a church and new religious movement dedicated to the worship of ducks. 1 Quack = 1 Prayer ⛪️ 🙏🦆 The Quack Vatican Joined August 2021-
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It’s time for a long awaited installment of #ThingsGeeseLike 1) Riot Cops 2) Evictions 3) Justin Timberlake’s whiny irritating voice 4) Nasal Polyps 5) Hobosexuals 6) Body Odor 7) Squatter’s Rights 8) Brutality and Violence 9) Shein clothing 10) Long lines at Walmart
Me in the convent fridge late at night
Me in the convent fridge late at night
The Holy Trinity of bitches I don’t trust: A goose, a goose, and oh, another goose!
First Cait Corrain now Freydis Moon…you all have got to be shitting me
I wonder if we can stop the swifties by summoning sugar daddy bots to the comments again
Updated with the rancid tale in the replies
Updated with the rancid tale in the replies
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@CultOfQuack_ Right??? My mom thought he was younger than me lol
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@CultOfQuack_ No you're a church. Says so right in your name
The Bean set the family up to watch TV together before she went to bed. 🤎
Me: do you ever worry people are going to make comments about how I'm younger than you? Boyfriend: no? you're not that much younger, only 7 years Me: I don't think people realize how old you are though Boyfriend: because I look so young? Me: exactly
@CultOfQuack_ Your honor this quote is taken out of context.... it's not really relevant but still...
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@CultOfQuack_ @Michael_daGreat Psychos gonna psycho I suppose *munching on chicken sandwich*
@OddterVT Be careful them people are crazy. One of my fellow bird cult friends shared their experience a few days ago. x.com/cultofquack_/s…
@CultOfQuack_ You and Honkflap stay on top of the latest and greatest drama.
@CultOfQuack_ I don’t know either of these people.
A solid hour now and I've been sitting on the floor this whole time and the ambulance is still not here....
we used to fuck it up to some beyoncé
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