David Crowe @Crowebarre
professional codependent, amateur musician,kindle loving kindred spirit. Joined April 2010-
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It’s a fetish scene I never understood
It’s a fetish scene I never understood
Hey @X why is it when I try and block or mute a right wing ad or person it stays on my feed but when I do it to a left wing ad or person they disappear right away? @TeaPainUSA @MuellerSheWrote @BidensWins
My four-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why did the nice lady from South Dakota shoot her dog?" And when I told him "Because the woke mind virus had turned the dog into a freeloader," he started crying.
🔍🔍PLEASE RETWEET🔎🔎 #Consequences #Jan6thInsurrection #FBI is seeking to identify this person involved at the U.S. Capitol on #Jan6 If this person looks familiar contact FBI at tips.fbi.gov or 1-800-225-5324. REFERENCE # 351 AFO CC: @BadBradRSR
WHAT A WELCOME BACK FOR SERGY 🤩
Goals in all four games ✅ Five in the series ✅ Two in Game 4 while facing elimination ✅ Steven Stamkos (@RealStamkos91) is on another level in these #StanleyCup Playoffs. 🚨
“Every courtroom sketch of Donald Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax” —Colin Jost (He can call it a joke if he likes but holy shit truer words never spoken)
As you watch clips of Joe Biden sincerely laughing at jokes directed at him tonight during the White House Correspondents' Dinner – remember that Donald Trump has never once laughed himself. Ever.
I know that it was overshadowed by Trump's lawyers arguing that presidents should be able to murder political opponents, but I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas hearing a case related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup.
John Roberts lied at his confirmation hearing. The Chief Justice.
John Roberts lied at his confirmation hearing. The Chief Justice.
Mikhail Sergachev on his return: "It felt great. The fans were very loud for me and I appreciate that a lot. I felt like a hockey player again. It was unbelievable. Thank you." I am beyond happy for him and his teammates.
Good point.
She thinks she’s a hero because the folks at the liquor store remember her name
She thinks she’s a hero because the folks at the liquor store remember her name
Jost: "It's the end of an era. Rupert Murdoch stepped down at Fox News. Which is strange – I didn't think there WAS a step down from Fox News."
and here I was thinking the problem was the racism and antisemitism
Brandon Hagel 🤝🏼 Doug Glatt from “Goon” aka Dylan Peterson from Orlando Peterson tells me this moment was a once in a lifetime moment for him and he had plans to go to the team store at some point tonight to swap his Glatt jersey for a Hagel jersey. “Nothing like that is ever…
Brandon Hagel 🤝🏼 Doug Glatt from “Goon” aka Dylan Peterson from Orlando Peterson tells me this moment was a once in a lifetime moment for him and he had plans to go to the team store at some point tonight to swap his Glatt jersey for a Hagel jersey. “Nothing like that is ever… https://t.co/LtPZtQPpzs
Classic Bill Barr…and he says it with a straight face. “We need to get back to the rule of law”all while supporting someone who tried to scorch the constitution and is indicted for multiple crimes.
Never saw this coming
Never saw this coming
DA Sandra Doorley should be disbarred. She should have been long ago.
DA Sandra Doorley should be disbarred. She should have been long ago.
1771 Designs @1771Designs
2K Followers 5K Following Unique Apparel created by a Local, for a Local. #keepinitlocal
Quiana Figueiras @QuianaF44142
60 Followers 5K Following
linda 🌺#Resists �.. @lskurrus
97K Followers 92K Following Educator, Sheltie mom, cyclist, nature and animal lover, concerned for our country! #VotingRights #TheResistance #VoteBlue 🌻🇺🇦
Josh Seefried @JoshSeefried
36K Followers 21K Following Air Force Veteran | Strategic Communications | Sailor | Author | Social Entrepreneur | Views = mine
Leatha Brockman @leatha45792
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Frankie Nunnally @FrankieNun7806
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Jeannetta Esquea @JeannettaE75520
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Debra Quezaire @d_queza
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Coriolanus @MarkLop22372743
618 Followers 2K Following US Army veteran in Ukraine since 2013. We are not doctors, but we can save lives. Be the light, in the darkness! Help us, help others! Never give up! NEVER!
Jennifer Wengel @jennif_weng
51 Followers 5K Following
Flying Isaac @Iarracht28
669 Followers 1K Following a bit of a fella, NAFO amphibian division recruit, help Ukraine (and deliver Ireland of its useless government)
Miranda @carolinadossa32
223 Followers 2K Following I need a mature and sincere man, if I can really meet the right one I want to marry him!
Ivanna @ivanna1xte
6 Followers 250 Following Я менше ризикую, намагаючись залишатися скромним. Доброта - це магія. Я буду боротися за Україну, доки не буде встановлена перемога
Yasmine Yamakawa @yasmineyakky
3K Followers 4K Following Born in the UK, made in the USA. #ProChoice #VoteBlue, #FBR, #LGBTQIA+, #Resist, #StrongerTogether NO DMs!
Norm Clark @Normsmusic
109K Followers 70K Following Reinstate Ban On Assault Weapons Overturn SCOTUS Prosecute, No one is above the Law https://t.co/whnkz4buoT https://t.co/8PhrzmjbDZ
Jose Tartabull @JoseTartabull
190 Followers 1K Following Vote in the 2024 General Election. It's never been more important. #RedSox #COYS #Patriots #Celtics #WeAreMarquette #RescueAGreyhound #PressOn #BidenHarris
The Flerf Herder @FlerfHerder
478 Followers 611 Following Globers Unite! Save The Globe Earth! Stop The Flerfpocalypse! https://t.co/Ky3wdRWqw9 $FLERF To The Firmament 🚀🚀 💚🌎Let's Flerfing Globe! 🌎💚
Blossom Exline @BlossomExl90927
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Ruby-rose Omli @omli_ro
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Mark Nowlan stands w/.. @MarkNowlan
848 Followers 2K Following Retired communicator, marketer, strategist, planner and policy researcher. #PNW #CabinLife 👉 beingmarknowlan 🧵
stormy Danielgram @stormyDaniel7l
56 Followers 370 Following Award winning director, writer&adult film star.Paranormal investigator/ host of https://t.co/Pc3LAcUGK0 4a9Jm9C press/ manager:[email protected]
Hayley Sellman @HayleySell28755
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Kris Tallarico @KrisTallar53899
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Chan Mundschau @mundscha_c
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Maggie Giulioli @magg_giuli
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Beryl Harrison @Beryljb_Harris
8 Followers 382 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😈 They are ready to meet Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/ArhoRTVfuK
Condition Supply @ConditionSupply
209 Followers 415 Following There's no point in acting all surprised about it.
Roxana Rochow @rochow77218
85 Followers 5K Following
Aniyah Verso @aniy_ver
44 Followers 5K Following
Candi Engelking @can_engelki
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KevinlyFather 🇺�.. @KevinlyFather
22K Followers 17K Following Newsmax calls me a devious liberal PolitiFact calls me One Twitter User Kevin T. Williams - Actor Untenable Reel: https://t.co/8dTr3QRlOa
Lavette Aldecoa @LavetteA27460
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Casey Cassio @CaseyCassi38687
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Wesley 🇦🇺 🏴�.. @BTown481
322 Followers 481 Following Australian Solicitor and Orca Poductions Tamers! https://t.co/27T49ANdnI
rose mary @lawrence_m17657
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Marg Mcerlean @MargMcerle22803
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Brittani Crean @CreaBritt
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Love The Obama Family.. @LoveTheObamaFa2
345 Followers 595 Following Life long Democrat who can't stand what Donald Trump and the republicans are doing to our Nation.
Mina Ashmen @m_ashme
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Cora Shiers @CoraShiers71670
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Katherine Swenk @KatherineS25504
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Ronnie Reis @RonnieReis71851
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Laurence Tribe 🇺�.. @tribelaw
1.4M Followers 729 Following “We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.” — Anand Giridharadas
Lightning Insider @Erik_Erlendsson
32K Followers 2K Following Covering #GoBolts for 23 years; https://t.co/AtfD8BHUda Venmo tip jar https://t.co/vUV7lrGKQD 2020 Stanley Cup commemorative book https://t.co/dWxzsNruLX Verified not blue
x - Tampa Bay Lightni.. @TBLightning
851K Followers 386 Following Welcome to hockey in paradise. Your '04, '20, & '21 Stanley Cup Champions. 🏆
Raw Charge @RawCharge
8K Followers 650 Following Once, we had a blue checkmark. We think the Lightning are pretty fun to watch. Don't take this sport so seriously. Part of the For Hockey Fans family.
emptywheel @emptywheel
337K Followers 6K Following Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security*** Legendary potty mouth*** Also at @[email protected] & @emptywheel.bsky.social 🗽🇪🇺
Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
178K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.
Bolts By The Bay @BoltsByTheBay
9K Followers 969 Following @FanSided’s official site of your Tampa Bay Lightning | #GoBolts #BeTheThunder
The Bolt Report @BoltReport_TB
3K Followers 169 Following Your home for all things #GoBolts. News, Notes, Live game coverage and more. (Not affiliated with @TBLightning)
Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken
112K Followers 6K Following I am not what you think I am. You are what you think I am. That “leftist ghoul” by Gateway Pundit — all other platforms @ Out5p0ken
Yankee Sierra in Alas.. @LazyDogBone
1K Followers 656 Following Coffee lover, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, dog poop picker-upper, 2012 Helmand Valley Pedro 👣, loafer, world traveler, rescue specialist(ret).
Fembot Fellarina @AlreetPets
3K Followers 4K Following Veteran, Dinner Nanny. Mother of boys. I bring the cake! Here for the Ukrainian victory.
Lynda hates GOP thugs @IvanasStairCam
75K Followers 47K Following Livid Introvert. Democracy Warrior. Creative INFJ. Animal Advocate. Forgotten Gen Xer. There is no Planet B.
Kathy Ibbetson @kathylea727
856 Followers 887 Following 7 yrs cancer free, stomach.🕎#TrumpSucks🔥 adopted👼🏼#LIVELIFE✌🏼💙 I’m a day at the 🏖️ I cuss. Mimi of💕💕#VOTE💙#Loveislove🌈
BertSaysWoof @BertSaysWoof
2K Followers 4K Following thought I was on here to follow funny people. now I guess I'm trying to understand the apocalypse as it unfolds. I block aggressive idiots. she/her
Julie Redman,MSW,MPH .. @julredman
709 Followers 1K Following Abortion Rights & Social Justice Activist. Public health advocate. Vaccinations & N95 masks save lives. #StopProject2025 #DemocratsDefendWomen
(((Dorit Reiss))) @doritmi
15K Followers 12K Following Professor of Law UC SFLaw, teaches torts, administrative law, etc'. Writes on vaccines & law. Vaccine advocate. Mom. Not Twitter blue paid subscriber. She/her.
Prof Gavin Yamey @gav.. @GYamey
41K Followers 8K Following Professor of Global Health & Public Policy @DukeU. Director, Center for Policy Impact in Global Health. DJ @wxdu. TIME columnist. He/him. Tallest Jew on Earth.
Flying Isaac @Iarracht28
669 Followers 1K Following a bit of a fella, NAFO amphibian division recruit, help Ukraine (and deliver Ireland of its useless government)
Brett Odesa🇺🇸�.. @BrettOdesa
7K Followers 5K Following Apparently unpaid intern at the CIA. Slava Ukraini🇺🇦
PaulC @PaulConRO
14K Followers 7K Following IT engineer, love chess, hiking and shooting sports. 🇷🇴 Romanian. NAFO shitposter. DM for friends only! Mastodon backup account: @[email protected]
Dan Schkade @DanSchkade
24K Followers 595 Following Eisner & Ringo-nominated comics writer/artist (FLASH GORDON, LAVENDER JACK, THE SPIRIT RETURNS). He/him, a midwest 8, last name rhymes with "body"
Dara Does Deep State @daralynn13
28K Followers 25K Following That's what I do. I have great hair and I know things.
Paul Schofield @pschofie79
14K Followers 7K Following Associate Professor of Philosophy, Bates College. Ethics, Politics, Film. Author of DUTY TO SELF (OUP, 2021). Researching housing justice and homelessness.
Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
9K Followers 2K Following “hold it further away so you get a better shot!” - Mariska Hargitay teaching me how to take a selfie
Governor Gretchen Whi.. @GovWhitmer
541K Followers 533 Following 49th Governor of Michigan. Proud mom.
Chaz Stevens, I do Ar.. @TChazStevens
3K Followers 20 Following Jon Stewart: "Chaz is the Gen. Patton in the War on Xmas." Bill'O: "he's a pinhead." Maddow: "my hero." I save dogs, they save me. Semi-almost-famous.
The Flerf Herder @FlerfHerder
478 Followers 611 Following Globers Unite! Save The Globe Earth! Stop The Flerfpocalypse! https://t.co/Ky3wdRWqw9 $FLERF To The Firmament 🚀🚀 💚🌎Let's Flerfing Globe! 🌎💚
Secretary Antony Blin.. @SecBlinken
2.2M Followers 51 Following Husband, dad, (very) amateur guitarist, and the 71st Secretary of State serving under the leadership of @POTUS Biden.
Randall Stephens @Randall_Stps
8K Followers 6K Following American historian, rel, envr, pop culture, South. Author: The Devil's Music (Harvard 2018). Prof of Am & Brit Studies, Univ of Oslo. Fulbright alumnus.
Old Sarge @MichaelGrahamSC
187 Followers 483 Following Retired NCO, 30 years Army & ARNG. Germanic & Celto-Gaelic Pagan. Curmudgeon. Irreverant anti-authoritarian. Bibliophile. Old school Noo Yawkuh.
OMANA @omanatech
18K Followers 5 Following 🚀 Welcome to Omana ! We're reshaping mobile experiences with our all-purpose app. Stay tuned for updates on our journey! #TechStartup #MobileApp #Innovation
Luke Miani @LukeMiani
68K Followers 263 Following Content creator with over 400,000 subscribers on YouTube | Macs, Repair, Apple News, Shenanigans
Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner
28K Followers 6K Following House guy. DCoS/CD @RepDonBeyer | along the way @JenniferWexton @DeborahRossNC | he/him | Hendersonville, NC native | SciFi + RocknRoll | Tweets mine/dumb
Karen 🐞 Ladybug �.. @MrsKladybug
23K Followers 23K Following Vote Blu AZ, Husband is my heart. Kindness 1st, Sarcasm Happens, ERA BLM, LGBTQ+ Love Animals, healthcare for all. No DM No Lists
Sean K. @SeanK1977
43 Followers 19 Following Alaskan living Outside. Reader. Gamer. Grandfather. Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.
David Hume Kennerly @kennerly
19K Followers 2K Following University of Arizona Presidential Scholar, Pulitzer Prize winner, former chief White House photographer, Emmy-nominated producer
🇺🇸 SU 🇺🇦 .. @ImAJohnLewisDem
4K Followers 4K Following Gen-X Chicano Punk - Solid Blue Dem - Pro-Liberal Democracy - Anti-Populist 🎶 tankies to the left of me, nazis to the right, here I am 🎶 #СлаваУкраїні #NAFO
Dr. Raven the Science.. @ravenscimaven
158K Followers 24 Following Raven Baxter, Ph.D. ✨ Molecular biologist, science educator. Director @TheScienceHaven. Views are my own. 1908. [email protected]
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp
52K Followers 23K Following 1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD, out now! (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT)
Wesley 🇦🇺 🏴�.. @BTown481
322 Followers 481 Following Australian Solicitor and Orca Poductions Tamers! https://t.co/27T49ANdnI
Project '44 @project4_4
16K Followers 564 Following We bring history to life by mapping out the Second World War using authentic maps, war diaries, situation maps and reports from the time period.
Project Liberal 🗽 @ProjectLiberal
14K Followers 849 Following We’re a nonpartisan PAC dedicated to restoring, promoting, and advancing liberal values in American politics.
Wojtcky 🇨🇿🇺�.. @wojtcky_nafo
7K Followers 7K Following 🇨🇿•Fella•Neoidealist• History and Geopolitics are my guilty pleasure• stand with 🇺🇦, 🇮🇱 with full ❤️• Russofobia is only good fobia!😈•
Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien
25K Followers 2K Following Managing Editor, @lawfare. Writing in @washingtonpost, @TheAtlantic, @Slate, @LAReviewofBooks, @ForeignPolicy, @MotherJones, and more.
Drew Comments @sjs856
40K Followers 2K Following #NCAT alum | 🏈 strong safety | ✝️Jesus is Lord | #SciComm | https://t.co/2HwUIKNCCB | [email protected]
C.G. Jung Foundation @cgjungny
45K Followers 114 Following The Jung Foundation for Analytical Psychology is dedicated to helping people grow in conscious awareness of the psychological realities in themselves & society.
УкрАгуансь�.. @amerikanska5050
3K Followers 2K Following ✝️🇳🇮✡️🇺🇦🔄🇺🇸 «Чому ох?» Support Aidar Battalion 💙💛#freeazovstaldefenders
Jones Robert 🇺🇦.. @JonesHistorical
5K Followers 5K Following Medievalist Historian, observing history repeating itself. Standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦 & NAFO to laugh at Russian stupidity Slava Ukraïni 🦈
Mariia Kramarenko @KramarenkoMari3
50K Followers 3K Following 💛💙 Angry Ukrainian trying to be nice. 💙💛 🌻 Dr., researcher in PV technology #StandWithUkraine #UkraineWillWin #ArmUkraineNow #NAFO
Kitty @kkitteh
3K Followers 3K Following NAFO fella. Rumored but likely Propagandist Witch, Cultist, Smooth Brain and Sex Tunnel Senior Consultant. #feedthewolves #NAFOAssHammer
Ausra Tallat-Kelpsa D.. @ausramarija0511
2K Followers 5K Following Blue/Yellow USA 501c3: Board Pres, #NAFO, Zacks Investment Research: EVP Disclosure Mgmt/Data Distribution, Multilingual researcher: hist., paramedic cand.
Paige @paigeinkansas
11K Followers 4K Following US Peace Corps: Ukraine 2010-2012 🌻 NAF0 Morale Dept 🐾 Followed by your dad, blocked by your mom. ✌🏼
NAFO_JoJo(Meow Fella) @Jojomeowjojo
10K Followers 9K Following Ukrainian Cat From Odesa Jojo Meow. Pilot. World Traveler. Donate: https://t.co/0Yd8VcUqgG #NAFOCatsDivision John 3:16. Philippians 4:11. Слава Україні 💙💛🇺🇦
Starting to think that putting the story of you killing your own dog in your memoir is not the savviest of moves
Pro tip: If you point out how badly ronald reagan fucked up the middle class (and a LOT of other shit) you'll get EVERY goddamn reagan apologist on the planet STILL commenting on it two weeks later with every fucking excuse in the book, going all the way back to 1970. 1/2
I just gotta say, I hope both teams have fun out there on the field and they give it their all.
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
With Lord Toranaga!
⚖️🚨GUILTY🚨⚖️ #Consequences #Jan6thInsurrection JACK MITCHELL JOHNSON ⤵️, of Detroit Lakes, MN, pleaded Guilty to two charges related to his actions at the Capitol on #Jan6 Sentencing set for 8/27/2024 MORE INFO: justice.gov/usao-dc/defend… FBI tip line: 1-800-225-5324
#Insider1164 CONVICTED Therese Borgerding Piqua, OH #J6 #January6th #insurrectionist #Traitor #terrorist
JURY VERDICT: Therese Borgerding found GUILTY on all five counts. Rule 29 motions for acquittal heard and DENIED. Sentencing set for 8/15.
Our Beloved British Sister Katherine Mielniczuk, who had been serving in Ukraine as a Volunteer succumbed on the Battlefield. 2023!
⚖️🚨SENTENCED🚨⚖️ #Consequences #Jan6thInsurrection Found guilty by a federal jury, JOHN EARLE SULLIVAN ⤵️, 29, of Salt Lake City, Utah, was SENTENCED to 72 months prison & 36 months supervised release for his CRIMES at the Capitol on #Jan6 MORE INFO: justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/uta…
As someone who watched MASH as a kid, and remembered Klinger's perpetual efforts to get sent home from Korea, it always kind of astounded that SF's go-to punishment was "I'll send you home" (from a war-zone).
@GPatrick "If that guy opens his fucking mouth again, he's going home." That was the FOB commander talking to my commander about the flight surgeon (who was an incredibly talented and dedicated individual). An educational exchange in how SF enforces discipline in a war-zone.
Hell of a game, Sergy 👊
“Travelers to unknown regions might be well advised to take along the family dog. He could just save you from entering the wrong gate. At least it happened that way once-in a mountainous area of the Twilight Zone.” Earl Hamner: TZ: “The Hunt” # Cricket Noem
Conservative influencer Andrew Tate headed to trial for sex trafficking and racketeering after Romanian court ruling. bbc.com/news/world-eur…
⚖️🚨GUILTY🚨⚖️ #Consequences #Jan6thInsurrection Following stipulated bench trial, JOSEPH PASTUCCI ⤵️, 50, of New Cumberland, PA, was convicted of 3 felony & 8 misdemeanor offenses related to his actions at the Capitol on #Jan6 Sentencing on 8/2/24 INFO: justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/pen…
My Desert Storm friends said they spent most of their time shooting dogs, following the brief period of conflict. Worried about 'em eating too many human corpses, apparently.
If the American people knew how many dogs were shot in Iraq they would have ended the war years sooner
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