Crazy Ralph🥃 (God Damn Parody!) @CrazyRalph1980
I'm a messenger of God! You're doomed! You're all doomed!! (Parody account) #HorrorFamily #MutantFam #Fridaythe13thverse Crystal Lake, NJ Joined May 2019-
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You're doomed if you work here!!!!!!
Kiddies! That round ball of bullshit on the board is Earth! I want you to write a 500 word essay on why taking care of it is important! While you do that I'm going to ride my bike to the god damn teacher's lounge and see if they have any Johnnie Walker stashed there! #EarthDay
Meanwhile at Camp Blood!!!!!
I told the Crystal Lake fair board not to have this god damn ride!!!
I told the Crystal Lake fair board not to have this god damn ride!!!
Last year somebody changed my god damn ringtone to the theme ditty from Knots Landing, and I can't change it!!!!!
Last year somebody changed my god damn ringtone to the theme ditty from Knots Landing, and I can't change it!!!!!
They should also be taught to listen to people who tell them they're doomed!!
That, Brittni, is the god damn million dollar question!!!!!!
That, Brittni, is the god damn million dollar question!!!!!!
I'm not your father!!!!!!!!!
Cursed!!!!!!
Johnnie Walker Blue!!!!
I had an appointment this morning with my doctor!! He put me on some different meds and told me to drink plenty of fluids with them!! He doesn't have to god damn tell me twice!
Luke! You will go to Golden Corral! There you will partake in all the god damn shrimp, mashed potatos, and cube steak that you can eat! Just make sure you don't shit your pants or else Chet, the manager, will escort you to your X-Wing and tell you to never come back again!
I came across a thread where people were discussing different pizzas!! Detroit style, Chicago, New York....!!!! Well, this is Crystal Lakes' style!!!!
Conway Twitty is a god damn legend and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!
She's not in Crystal Lake, because when she senses doom, she god damn leaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now everybody knows you're in Toledo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now everybody knows you're in Toledo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for all the god damn birthday wishes!!! If I haven't thanked you yet I will at some point!!!! My notifications are cursed!!!!! Also, thanks to all of you that joined me at Leon's House of Hot Dogs!! Leon said that we should never come back again!!!
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@CrazyRalph1980 You and Pammi can show her the ropes! 🤣🤣
Do just the opposite of anything common sense tells ya to. Oh, and don’t listen to @CrazyRalph1980
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@CrazyRalph1980 @NickPusch Now that's terrifying
@MarvinL157 @CrazyRalph1980 😂. He gave it to me at his 103 rd birthday party 😂
@JMcNutty23 Did @CrazyRalph1980 give you that shirt? It's one he Doomed! I think. 🤣
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@CrazyRalph1980 damn the pee pants gang
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@CrazyRalph1980, your boy is talking to himself again. @BeaufordTJust3, he's half a block from the Crystal Lake Liquor Store. Send for some backup and get him, Sheriff.
@BeaufordTJust3 @CrazyRalph1980 What happens if he's his son too?
I sumbitch knew it!!! That fornicater is starring along side his son in remake!! @Crockett1120 @The_SaltySeaDog @outdoornurse46 @CHanover @CrazyRalph1980 @JasonVoorheesIM
@The_SaltySeaDog @CrazyRalph1980 we have found you a girlfriend!!!
Totally worth a pants-shitting, @CrazyRalph1980
@CrazyRalph1980 Used to fish there as a kid in Canada. Lol super creepy walking among the cabins from the movie.