CrazyMonkey333 @CrazyMonkey333
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One of my favorite teachers in high school gave be some good advice: nothing good ever happens after midnight. I try to live by those words. With the exception of a few tweets. Probably kept me out of jail. Should we climb the school flag pole? Maybe let’s just order a pizza
Thinking about transferring to IL half way through freshman year of school. They asked where I live. Well house is not ready now, so the Embassy Suites currently. They laughed. But every morning I got a free hot breakfast, and at happy hour all the free popcorn I could eat
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
Thread: Want to think out loud about what I've seen and experienced since joining NPR a few years ago. I was hired during NPR's "North Star" era when diversity was established as a priority. I'm an aging rural white man (58 years old). Never graduated college. Didn't see NYC...1/
We are up by 8. That should be good right? Sir have you let our bullpen? Shit. That’s right. Wish I haven’t
Who’s pitching? The Assman! Really? Still? okay let’s keep it going! I hate to jinx things @IAmSueSue2
“And Edey called for the foul” said no ref ever
youtu.be/MLs17vZqrBg?si… not sure why I’m listening except it might make @fan_cornell smile. And that’s all the reason I need. Hope you’re doing well sir!
I’ve decided not to but any jerseys this year. If I did people would just see the lettering of names on the back and ask what gas station I got it at
Unconfirmed reports of a woman having a baby in the bottom of the 8th at gate 5 (formally gate K) at Wrigley Field with the Chicago Cubs up 9-7 over the Dodgers. @CWBChicago @BleacherJeff @maitaiguy0 @bleedcubbieblue @CubsBallhawk_ @Chicago_Scanner @CPD1617Scanner
BREAKING: The Oakland A's have unveiled their long-awaited City Connect jersey!!! The design is mostly green to symbolize the color of money, with gold accents to symbolize even more money. For the main logo, the team really wanted to create something to send a clear message to…
UPDATE: Aftershock confirmed by USGS. More aftershocks may still be experienced. NYers can continue usual activities: Safety tips: bit.ly/3vMVLRe. Call 311 to report damage.
UPDATE: Aftershock confirmed by USGS. More aftershocks may still be experienced. NYers can continue usual activities: Safety tips: bit.ly/3vMVLRe. Call 311 to report damage.
Let me see if I got this straight. Statue of Liberty struck by lightning yesterday. Earthquake and aftershock today in NY. Solar eclipse on Monday. Yeah I have a feeling I know what’s coming next.
I AM FINE
Hey have you ever seen this show? @UofIPackWSFan @jjhparker
Hey have you ever seen this show? @UofIPackWSFan @jjhparker
Terrance Shannon Jr is so good. I love this team
We have the biggest tournament of the year. How do we make it better? Intern who is the likely son of the owner: how about we start the game at 10:00 eastern? Holy shit I love it. You are promoted. Illini s doesn’t care. You have to stay up pretty late to beat us
I love when people spit conspiracy theories and don’t even take the time to get simple facts right. This is I-94. Did you mean to reference I-95 in your bullshit conspiracy rant?
I love when people spit conspiracy theories and don’t even take the time to get simple facts right. This is I-94. Did you mean to reference I-95 in your bullshit conspiracy rant? https://t.co/QzpO0fAbLC
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400 Followers 1K Following Go Illini, Cubs and Bears. Former Disney Cast Member. Opinions my own.Gman Tavern @GmanTavern
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11.8M Followers 516 Following Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman
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488K Followers 2K Following Digital reporter, analyst, host for @NCAA Social Series, @MarchMadnessmbb, https://t.co/MFf9SrTySd, Turner Sports; @BigTenNetwork, @NBATV. https://t.co/5NW3ULA5Jalizzie (she/her) @lizsicle
623 Followers 706 Following Iowan ¦ Queer | U of Iowa alumni | Cubs, Blue Jays, Hawkeyes, Tottenham | Introvert | Geek | 🇨🇦 + 🇺🇲 citizen | Leftist | Trekkie.Matt Lindner @mattlindner
9K Followers 4K Following Wrigleyville Dad. Roxanne's best buddy. Sarah's +1. Ex-pro mascot. Ally. Big fan of running, bourbon, and good folks. Just doing my best.【公式】岩隈久.. @Hisashi_Iwakuma
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Bears fans are going to be insufferable for the next five months, aren’t they?! 🧐🫠
Some of these football college guys are massive. Big. Huge.
What in tarnation is this???
We’re open. Let’s goooooo! Lee Elia Day 2024 (Observed) happens NOW! $1 @oldstylebeer drafts until noon. Then a whopping $4 for @oldstylebeer drafts after noon and $4 @cruzblancabeer cans all day!
Welcome to Wrexham, USA (and Canada).
2020 pandemic baseball was wild, players were literally handing out hand sanitizer on the field 😂
How many games have the White Sox won so far in 2024? Over to our special correspondent Mordecai Brown with the answer!
I counted a total of 3 Trump supporters at courthouse today. The loudest person was the guy yelling at them “Bill Clinton balanced the budget!”
Tony Peña was such a savage for this 😂
Last season Kevin Kiermaier hit a triple, and scored on a Springer single. When he got back to the dugout, he threw his batting gloves to a young fan, and his reaction is priceless.
“GQ said you're 5'5", the L.A. Times says you're 5'4", and some other place said you were 5'2",” Anderson Cooper says to comedian Kevin Hart, who tries to set the record straight. cbsn.ws/3Qc41Bq
I don’t have one. But today we went to a store called Ann Taylor. My job was to hold what had been picked out.
Macy’s for me. What is YOUR favorite department store?🧐🔥 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
In 1974, Mel Brooks released Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. Two of the greatest comedies ever and he made the back-to-back with Gene Wilder appearing in both. Man is a genius and national treasure.
He's a 🤡 .
Simone Biles is pretending like she’s Caitlin Clark and that people actually know who she is. She’s built up this importance of herself and does things to make herself feel important.
This may seem odd, but I enjoy working on the weekends. I can get so much more done when I’m not regularly interrupted. I wrote an entire opinion in just four hours today. It would have taken me two days during the week when I can’t keep my focus on a project. #AppellateTwitter