Stephanie Machado @CrashLvsDanger
I'm just a crazy dork, but you can take it or leave it! $stexeira13 thegorgeouscupcake.blogspot.com Massachusetts Joined May 2009-
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Absolutely dying at this video from the UCLA women’s soccer team. 10/10 No notes
When my kids suddenly stop eating we make them snack trays. They love these and will typically eat everything.
20 weeks today and have a rare Saturday off work. My husband just told me to go get a mani pedi (I keep saying I want to go) and got me a certificate. He's gonna do the housework while I relax 🥹 How did I get so lucky?
If you're a night owl, like 30% of people, then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state, like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adult’s owlness or…
Just got my card declined at Aldi, checked my bank account and it was £3 short. I’m the space of time (approx 45secs) in took me to transfer twenty quid over from my savings acct to my current acct the bloke behind started having a full blown tantrum over being kept waiting. So
First look at the total solar eclipse from Mazatlán, Mexico.
@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is how the " Solar Eclipse " is looking from Space.. 😯😯
@gunsnrosesgirl3 Solar eclipse that happened today
@gunsnrosesgirl3 Exactly what happens during Solar eclipse
@gunsnrosesgirl3 🔴 A view of the total solar eclipse in Torreon, Mexico Photo: April 8, 2024
This eclipse is a great opportunity for me to use one of my favorite words: syzygy!
What’s a medical myth that you’ve seen perpetuated over the years? I’ll start: If your nose is bleeding, you should tilt your head backward.
There's such a thing as a Barnes & Noble Festival where you get a bunch of free books????? Why haven't I heard about this?????
There's such a thing as a Barnes & Noble Festival where you get a bunch of free books????? Why haven't I heard about this?????
My 94-year-old grandmother has kept a list of every book she ever read since she was 14 years old. Amazing archive of one person’s mind over nearly a century
Im sorry but the funniest part of this is the idea that somebody would want to wait to eat dinner at midnight, which is when food would finally be ready after my 11a-11p shift lmao
Im sorry but the funniest part of this is the idea that somebody would want to wait to eat dinner at midnight, which is when food would finally be ready after my 11a-11p shift lmao
💬| Clara Bow’s family speak to @people about Taylor’s upcoming song titled after their great-grandmother. “I think Clara Bow would feel the same kinship and protectiveness over someone who's of the same level of fame as her in dealing with the media and how heavy the crown is…
Woke up and jokingly asked my husband what he got me for v day and he said nothing (we don’t ever do gifts except for birthdays) He then returned the question and I said a growing fetus ….10 min later I get a screenshot confirming a prenatal massage 🤣🤣🤣🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
After waiting more than 20 minutes in the virtual queue, this was not the outcome I hoped for 😭 hoping @taylorswift13 makes more copies available.
Does applying a warm puppy to tense muscles count the same as applying moist heat? Asking for myself. She nestled in there and stayed for at least an hour.
Little Gray Butterfly @CrystalJoh17758
972 Followers 1K Following Life was boring But there is always wind when running
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Nurse Zac @HalfwayKnown
5K Followers 4K Following ER Nurse. I hype up strangers and you should too. #NurseTwitter 💜
Lisa Pearson @LisaPearso34819
91 Followers 3K Following
john david @jondavid646
40 Followers 197 Following just a simple nice guy, 💶7 figure trader you can copy my trades for free |10,000 members 📚@charty.app mentor
Mary @maryoelze54
215 Followers 3K Following
Do Not Resuscitate �.. @MurseRN1
580 Followers 949 Following Caffeine junky. Just here to vent. Tweets not affiliated with employers. Be you. OU Alumn #BoomerSooner
Cassandra @cassandra_kolod
126 Followers 3K Following
Clementine June 🍊�.. @TtcDaybee2
38 Followers 118 Following Join me on my trying to conceive journey ✨Baby Dust ✨
Mer @MerCunning
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Bakary Touray @TourayBakary11
129 Followers 1K Following
Hitomi Kudo @EsnaKut10056
2 Followers 70 Following One day, I will be so strong that nothing can disturb the peace in my heart.
LYLA @Marine79862380
10 Followers 178 Following
Labrador Retriever Ga.. @labradorgang
759 Followers 3K Following Welcome to #Labrador Retriever Gang🤍 We Share Labrador Retriever Contents💞 Follow Us @labradorgang💛
Kevin Velasquez @kevinvisu
31 Followers 807 Following
SalemSocks @BostonSockLover
119 Followers 160 Following Male. Local worn socks purchaser but contemplating retirement
DogDoorPlay @DogDoorPlay
623 Followers 3K Following Grant Gottschall, word arranger and rearranger. Playwright of Dog Door and many short plays. Occasional scribbler of doggerel.
Tina @XtinaMello
17 Followers 178 Following student artist, experimental and abstract. Budtender somewhere in NewEngland. 🐈🐈⬛ 🧙🔮
Ray @SenorRaymundo
19 Followers 76 Following It's so hard to talk about yourself. Father to a human and three cats, husband, music lover of many different genres and some other stuff.
Style with Christine @jchristinek
4 Followers 21 Following 👗𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲. 💞𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭🥂
Jenny Bui @nailson7th
1K Followers 157 Following Swarovski®Celebrity Nail Artist @jennysecretofficial CARDI B's nail tech 💅🏼 Nail Artist of the Year 2019 win American influencer
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3 Followers 68 Following
Bob Kumor @smurse
195 Followers 459 Following Nurse married to a nurse. 4 kids none are nurses. Proper grammar and spelling are waaaay over rated. More of a FB kind of guy
Leslie Leonetti @LeslieLeonetti
120 Followers 894 Following Director, External Relations, Markkula Center for Applied Ethics at Santa Clara University. Views my own
pwrcpl @pwrcplgaming
215 Followers 35 Following Twitch variety streamer: https://t.co/G2YnVB5rIX | Inclusivity and positivity | Business email: [email protected]
Columna Durruti @ColumnaDurruti1
2K Followers 2K Following Occasional anarchist, bit like a table. Not a Nation Stater. Retweets ARE an endorsement of something. Religion exists to keep you stoopid. Extremist apparently
Mims 🏳️🌈 S.. @MimsOnTheMic
136 Followers 482 Following Bad at Games | Mother of Cats | Happily Married Bisexual Goofball | Bob's Burgers Obsessed | Support Main | She/Her
Anna @Anna32340312
2 Followers 27 Following
Carrie H @carryit22
207 Followers 2K Following Loyal Friend. Irreverent Foodie. Lunatic Fantasy Football fan. My emoji game is weak. *All opinions expressed are my own.
Leonard Erdoğan @erdogan55889
63 Followers 976 Following Bazen sadece bir özür beklersin👍🙏...sometimes you only wait for an apology👍🙏... #goodmorning
Don @vambo55
397 Followers 1K Following Love the Greek Islands Salford RLFC Man Utd,Pink Floyd and ELO. [email protected].
Jacqueline Line @JacquelineRLine
375K Followers 372K Following Toy/Miniature Poodle Rescuer ❤️rescue unwanted toy/miniature poodles❤️seniors/hospice, heartworm+, cushing’s, kidney, IVDD,special medical needs (blind/deaf)❤️
FireBreath @FireBre476
130 Followers 1K Following GenX Female #BidenHarris2020 #ONELOVE No DMs, thanks.
Gaga Daily @gagadaily
557K Followers 17K Following “When I go to see what my fans are saying, I go on Gaga Daily.” — Lady Gaga
Live Remedy @live_remedy
2K Followers 2K Following Holistic nutrition for transformational health. Sakara life 20% off - use code XOLIVEREMEDY via the link below.
Cheryl A. Downey @CherylADowney
289 Followers 846 Following I am a clinical psychologist and own and operate a mental/behavioral health agency focused on evaluations and therapy.
Walenson “❤️mam.. @Walenson3
1K Followers 3K Following a surveyor, real estate agent DM for business
shayan @SHN_217
94 Followers 156 Following
princesa da praia @downsmush
63 Followers 135 Following
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
derek guy @dieworkwear
799K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Space Weather Watch @spacewxwatch
47K Followers 305 Following Aurora forecasts and solar physics updates by a space weather physicist. Opinions may not represent official gov't forecasts.
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 309 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Bad Vaccine Takes @BadVaccineTakes
76K Followers 996 Following The Covid 19 vaccines are here! Calling out bad science/conspiracies. Submissions welcome, @ or DM #IWillGetVaccinated #VaccinesWork
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme
3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk
Epic Gardening @epicgardening
37K Followers 91 Following Teaching the world to grow 🌱 Shop at https://t.co/mAoWosCBWB Seeds at @botanicalseeds
Individual Daily Risk @medicalaxioms
70K Followers 5K Following I’m Mark Reid, MD. I made @MedicalAxioms. Now I’m writing a book called Individual Daily Risk that will change the way doctors & scientists interpret RCTs.
John Green @johngreen
4.5M Followers 832 Following Author (The Fault in Our Stars, Anthropocene Reviewed, etc) | YouTuber (Crash Course, etc) | Tuberculosis hater. Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
936K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 Inquiries: [email protected]
Safely Endangered @EndangeredComic
155K Followers 191 Following Patreon: https://t.co/GTsoPrXFmX Latest Comics: https://t.co/f3mrP0ZmZA
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
Susie Dent @susie_dent
1.1M Followers 780 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. Guide Dogs Ambassador. Podcast: Something Rhymes with Purple.
MDJ | Danielle Jones,.. @MamaDoctorJones
80K Followers 318 Following Board Certified ObGyn • YouTuber: 1.3 Million 💪 • Expert: Periods, Pregnancy, Sex Ed • Nomadic Doctor: 📍Aotearoa/NZ • ⚠️: Sarcasm
jillkrajewski.bsky.so.. @JillKrajewski
19K Followers 1K Following culture writer // bylines in @vulture @nymag etc // sometimes on tv // https://t.co/Tsj0czmHCK
Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian
436K Followers 247 Following • I do a thing called Murder Mystery & Makeup and Dark History over on YouTube •
Cash App @CashApp
2.1M Followers 0 Following $ send $ spend $ bank $ invest $ Debit cards issued by Sutton Bank. Disclosures: https://t.co/GtBoXGO6df, https://t.co/tGNe0ur4Yy
Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA
6K Followers 873 Following A comedy show featuring everyone but men. produced by @ellorysmith & @danadonnelly submissions: [email protected]
Annie Schulte @annieschulte
7K Followers 775 Following
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
2.0M Followers 5 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma
Stephanie Land @stepville
47K Followers 2K Following NYT bestselling author of MAID (& inspiration for #MAIDnetflix!). Forthcoming book CLASS: @OneSignalPub Rep’d: @MollieGlick Speaking: @LyceumAgency she/her
Ron Hekier @ronhekier
5K Followers 2K Following 🚢. Teaching others how to think like a trauma surgeon to deal with everyday chaos, crisis, and confusion in business and in life.
Mark Cuban Cost Plus .. @costplusdrugs
134K Followers 32 Following Selling low-cost medications with radically transparent prices with support from @mcuban. No membership fees. No insurance required. Read before DM ⬇️
The Golden Ratio Foun.. @GoldenRatioFdn
6K Followers 6 Following A non-profit dedicated to improving the lives of golden retrievers and their friends
Nancy Petersen RN ret.. @nancynursez637
3K Followers 1K Following Started first LAPEX program with David Redwine for total excision of endometriosis 1986. Pt advocate, educator, retired RN, Volunteer for education
diptyque Paris @diptyqueparis
30K Followers 0 Following Creation is a frame of mind and a playground always dedicated to reimagining and expanding the world of scents #diptyqueparis #diptyque
Restaurant G. Ramsay @restaurant_gr
16K Followers 489 Following Head Chef Matt Abé leads his dynamic team in providing elegant and unsurpassed modern French cuisine. Part of the Gordon Ramsay Group.
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
Millions @Millions
270K Followers 146 Following @Millions gives away money every. single. day. #MillionsProof 👀 Millions Merch is LIVE! Shop now 👇
Venmo @Venmo
617K Followers 6 Following The cha-ching app 🤑 Send & receive money. Earn rewards. Explore crypto. Support → @VenmoSupport
kolhabalayad @vintage_outlet
1K Followers 2K Following
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes
19K Followers 369 Following professional meme maker • unprofessional ER nurse • 900K+ on IG/FB/TikTok
Nurse Ashley 💁🏼.. @TheBlondeRN
37K Followers 4K Following RN in surgery. CNOR. MSN student. Advocate. Veteran. Wife. Mom of 3 boys (1+twins) #nursetwitter #orthotwitter Insta/Tiktok: theblondern_ashley
aj PA-C @j_thePA
20K Followers 779 Following •she/her• hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter •tweets do not reflect the views of my employer• not a professional account
🐾Maggie🐾🌈�.. @Maggarooo
110K Followers 1K Following I’m a sweet, goofy lab mix. I love belly rubs, car rides, and pretty flowers. My best friend is a big squeaky chicken. Also, sometimes my lip gets stuck.
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
530K Followers 19K Following Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.
Columna Durruti @ColumnaDurruti1
2K Followers 2K Following Occasional anarchist, bit like a table. Not a Nation Stater. Retweets ARE an endorsement of something. Religion exists to keep you stoopid. Extremist apparently
Royotathon 🚘 @Royotathon
12K Followers 869 Following idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him https://t.co/wJiiuU7cAz
AlmaLasers @AlmaLasers
17K Followers 17K Following 👩⚕️🌎👨⚕️DM us or visit our link ⬇️ for info on becoming an Alma provider. A leader of aesthetic medical technologies & energy-based solutions.
Tram Elayne Nguyen, M.. @tramelayne
3K Followers 322 Following let’s get vulnerable ❤️public health social worker ☀️ Dog mom and content creator for @PAVGOD 🌙 CEO of “can I bring my dogs?”
Anthony Osuna, PhD @PAVDAD
6K Followers 673 Following Clinical Psychologist 🐝 | Postdoc @UW & @SeattleChildren | Dad to @PAVGOD 🐾
otherland @otherlandhome
492 Followers 135 Following 🔥The candles that change everything. #findyourfire
Brittlestar @brittlestar
159K Followers 5K Following ✌️❤️🇨🇦 Stewart Reynolds -The Internet's Favourite Dad* (*unproven) | Be someone's good luck - [email protected]
@MSharifpourMD Trendelenberg time?
I knit my first garment in years recently and thought I’d share some thoughts. First: the pattern is the Salty Air Tee, by Samantha Guerin. I can’t recommend it enough. /1 #KnittingTwitter
I can't wear my headphones and listen to music while I'm out walking my dog. It feels really disrespectful to her to not be fully engaged with what she's enjoying in the park, and chatting to her about what a good girl she is for finding a new tennis ball etc.
@pharmasean93 😂😂😂 idk I left before we got any answers but I too have questions
And no I don’t have any answers except “call CT surgery now!”
Welp. That’s a new one. Spaghetti coming out a chest tube 🥴🥴🥴
i will never be in a relationship with a man who won’t provide again. i’m doing it by myself anyway, i’ll do it single
The issue women have isn’t that they don’t want to be seen as housewives, it’s that chores that have to be done on a never ending basis are seen as ‘women’s work’ and chores that get to be done irregularly, sometimes rarely, are seen as ‘man’s work’. She gets the chores that…
Question for women: Some women don’t want to do laundry or dishes in fear of taking on that “housewife role.” However, if men decide they didn’t want to protect you or kill the spider or mow the lawn because they didn’t want the “male role,” is that acceptable?
The librarians saw my daughter’s excitement at returning a book into the Dropbox, and they offered to take us on a tour “behind the scenes” to see their conveyor belt system for returned books! She LOVED it!
Today, after 10 years of wildlife-friendly gardening, patience, hope & monthly checks, I discover that a hedgehog has set up nest in the hedgehog house! Inexpressible joy! My inner child is beaming. And quite possibly my year is made.
The community garden discourse is largely driven by people who have no idea how few calories one can produce from a small plot of land, nor the amount of labor it takes to produce it. The output from modern industrial agriculture is a miracle compared to what farming used to be.
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
I’ve decided that the way I’m going to get back at Busybody Neighbour is by planting mint along the footpath behind our houses. This will drive him MAD. possibly I will also paint our fence pink
This is obviously nonsense, but fun fact, we do have data that shows sleeping consistently on one side of your face can cause a droopy upper eyelid over time!
I see physicians working well into their 80s and even 90s, and I wonder what the hell is the point. What are they trying to prove? My goal is to comfortably retire, read every book ever written, and travel every place on the planet.
@Utterly_Jean My man’s man papa had 4 girls. My mom the third. She was his hunting partner et al. I was his first granddaughter… I know I was his favorite. He made it clear. Some guys are excellent fathers of daughter and God knows it.
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