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* ZOE * @CracksUp

Find a person you're willing to share your favourite dessert with and give them a fork Eat the cake....! Joined March 2013
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* ZOE * @CracksUp

5 days ago

Gateshead Council don't want to be re-elected then..... 🤷‍♀️ @GatesheadFC #Vote #GatesheadFC

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

6 days ago

ROBBED!! Cmon #MNC we need you to win! #FACup #JusticeForCoventry

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

6 days ago

ROBBED!! Cmon #MNC we need you to win! #FACup #JusticeForCoventry

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

6 days ago

That was just cruel, an epic moment ruined by VAR. So someone with massive feet is instantly penalised for having big feet..... Grass green shoes next time Coventry! If you've got to put lines on the screen then it's not clear and obvious #COVMUN #FACup #BBCFootball

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a week ago

How many nurses, paramedics, police officers.... can we pay instead of a mayoral or PCC salary? Neither political role effect real change #BBCNEMayor

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a week ago

Is Kim McGuiness just saying shitters or do I need to change the battery in my hearing aid? #BBCNEMayor

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

2 weeks ago

VAR flipping it's use on its head..... again, it's supposed to correct 'clear and obvious errors' not make them #BOUMUN

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

2 weeks ago

That was never a penalty #BOUMUN

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

3 weeks ago

Actually rooting for #Alex TBF tho he could have just hidden in that castle #Hunted

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

3 weeks ago

Ruby really does need to stop talking.... if youre going to ask them questions at least let them answer before asking six more ... #bbclaurak

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

3 weeks ago

Oh that's alright then David... You were young... except you were an adult of voting age... 22 called to the bar, 25 TB was elected PM, 28 when 1st elected MP, 31 start of the Iraq war... So you lacked critical thought until what age?? Chatting utter shite as usual #BBCLauraK

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

3 weeks ago

What fuckawhataboutery is #OwenJones now??? *Heavy Sigh* he really does love the shithousery his little match brings..... In other news killing people is bad - don't do that

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

4 weeks ago

Seriously tho ....I get it embed yadda yadda but cmon we're a little more than contrived now no?! Tent.... Camping.... Off grid.... 🙄 #Hunted

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

Hmmm if the only thing you got was £100k cash I'd say you're probably well intended but an idiot, otherwise..... #TaxDeductable 🤷‍♀️who got the house and what non-cash inheritance was there? Yes I'm that cynical #IHT #TheOneShow

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

#Gladiators #Chung down

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

Lol yes please send that fuel powered ambulance from 60 miles away rather than the electrically charged ambulance 2 minutes away for my [insert relative] who has [insert trauma] .....#GoAway #JeremyVine

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

Wouldn't you just have charging points at each point .....? Anyway by the time the crew have passed over their patients the ambulance will be fully charged 🤷‍♀️ #JeremyVine

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

#PersonalPurpose is just another way to say why do you want this job or what are your interests outside of work .... don't overthink this question. It's honest to say that you want money to travel etc #JeremyVine

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

a month ago

Fk off #JeremyVine all that proved is that they brought in the best people for the job instead of a tick box to meet a quota .... would you pick a surgeon based on diversity? No!!?!

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

2 months ago

3 things Who writes the script for #Legend How does he keep a straight face Why are the measurements in imperial AND metric.... pick 1 #gladiators

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* ZOE * @CracksUp

2 months ago

Why is there always a queue out the door at @GreggsOfficial ....? .... because they only ever have one staff on at 8am 🤦🏼

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