Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

Michigan silly goose guy mixer.com/CommandrXander The Twilight Zone, apparently Joined January 2012

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໊໊ @juniorkingpp

4 months ago

boomers will look you dead in the eye and say lifes tough meanwhile they literally fumbled fucking everything

Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode

4 months ago

these airlines used to give you a 4 pack and leg room

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

5 months ago

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork

5 months ago

President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social

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ETHOS @DevEthos

5 months ago

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork

5 months ago

President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social

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Mads @europemaxxed

5 months ago

”going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do“ ”you should instead focus on researching ways to looksma-“

No Jumper @nojumper

5 months ago

Clavicular says going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do, and that you should instead focus on researching ways to looksmax.

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autist @litteralyme0

5 months ago

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Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

4 years ago

@pulte 🥺 please

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4 years ago

@pulte @CommanderXander

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Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle

4 years ago

if you're not giving your employees a pay raise beyond inflation/cost of living growth, you're giving them a pay cut.

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Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

5 years ago

@zachthesoundlad And all the world a stage

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Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

5 years ago

I don't think anyone did

No Jumper @nojumper

5 months ago

Clavicular says going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do, and that you should instead focus on researching ways to looksmax.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

Whenever possible, try to avoid putting yourself in a position where you have to publicly explain your comments about the Holocaust.

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Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy

5 years ago

You know how when you give blood you get a little badge that says,” I gave blood today”, well there should be one that says” I had great sex today”. Ha ha ha …

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Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

5 years ago

I hope this helps someone out there link.medium.com/7AfkeaCybnb

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Commander Xander @CommanderXandr

5 years ago

Americans barely cresting 40K a year: "BAAWW TAXES BOO DONT TAKE MY PAYCHECK" those same mfs: "Single payer healthcare? Aw nah I like getting deep dicked by my insurance company"

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umar @umxr94

5 years ago

my 2022 new year resolution:

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Immortal Technique @ImmortalTech

5 years ago

Dear @NYCMayor Explain this. You’re gonna blame the residents of the Bronx building? But nothing about the building owner who is a political ally and contributor I never get more than a few hundred RT I hope this one goes viral. Fuck this hypocrisy and deflection.