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• Washed up elementary teacher👩🏼🏫 • Fiancée 💍7.5.25👰🏼♀️ • Fur mama to 4 😻😼😺😸• Retired Potterhead ⚡ • Insufferable Swiftie • World Traveler 🌎✈️ • everywhere Joined April 2013-
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My brakes are fixed 🥰 now I just need this refund to clear and I'll be happy
WHAT IF HES WRITTEN "MINE" ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
I hope folks who were wary or skeptical of the summer 2020 demand to defund police now understand that police are simply the connective tissue for the state’s ability to actualize repression—not the magical municipal department that would save us all from “crime.”
I hope folks who were wary or skeptical of the summer 2020 demand to defund police now understand that police are simply the connective tissue for the state’s ability to actualize repression—not the magical municipal department that would save us all from “crime.”
Thank god this would NOT happen during a Joe Biden presidency in a state ran by a Democrat governor in a town with a Democrat mayor with 2 senators who are democrats.
Thank god this would NOT happen during a Joe Biden presidency in a state ran by a Democrat governor in a town with a Democrat mayor with 2 senators who are democrats.
WHAT KIND OF HOTEL (that is also a fucking wedding venue!!!!) DOES NOT HAVE AN IRON?!?!?!?! Irons are a hotel STAPLE I am pissed
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No, Mr. Netanyahu. It is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that in a little over six months your extremist government has killed 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 77,000 – 70% of whom are women and children. You will not distract us from this immoral war.
I recently read a book that was all about how "tiny little death" in French is used as a colloquialism for an orgasm and that's all I ever think about when I hear "I had died the tiniest death" in I Look in People's Windows 💀
Congrats to Joe Biden & Democrats — your relentless support for Israel killing 34,000 people has resulted in a historic anti-war movement (led by the young people who are supposedly your base) & the arrest of protestors and journalists which you warn will happen under Trump
Congrats to Joe Biden & Democrats — your relentless support for Israel killing 34,000 people has resulted in a historic anti-war movement (led by the young people who are supposedly your base) & the arrest of protestors and journalists which you warn will happen under Trump
Chaotically, @chaoticandfine
13K Followers 2K Following
M 💍 @txfiancee
5K Followers 285 Following take the moment and taste it you’ve got not reason to be afraid you’re on your own kid, yea you can face this ☉𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 ☽ 𝚂𝚊𝚐i𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 ↑ 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘
Chai Dog Mom @Chai_DogMom
4K Followers 295 Following Trying to navigate the heaviest grief I’ve ever felt from the most traumatic year of my life. GSD mom forever 🖤 Wanna be gym rat. NYC-ish. #gototherapy
britt 👩🏻🦰.. @wifewines
3K Followers 728 Following someone’s hot wife, mom of 3, been saying no instead of yes ✨
MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess
5K Followers 1K Following Me? I fight leukemia, eat snacks, and try my very best to keep my kids alive. Bone Marrow Transplant Recipient, October 2019. #VEDS #POTS #CML #Caps #Ravens
Zilla @zillawrites
4K Followers 1K Following 📎There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 🗡 #amquerying 🎮 Completing side quests📚 Last Read: Powerless ✏ Support Teachers 🍎 🦋 WTMP 2023 Mentee
May ✨ @shmayshmathleen
740 Followers 749 Following Joy she gave; Joy she has found. 💛✨ Venmo/cashapp: maykathleen1204
HisMrs♡ @MrsWifeyLife
3K Followers 193 Following Beat unexplained infertility and pregnancy loss to have my rainbow🌈 • • I talk about my husband, kids & working mom/wife life. Proud boy & girl mama 2020/2023
Gone Coastal @wifed_first
4K Followers 1K Following Banker turned stay at home mom 2022. She/her. MN🧳🚛➡️ FL. I'm probably at Disney.
Syrah In The Suburbs @SyrahInCity
2K Followers 461 Following My patronus is an empty wine bottle • Seattle to Nashville to Seattle •
jo mama @holycnnolly
531 Followers 505 Following Mama to L+ E | Wife to M | 🇺🇸 Navy family living in Spain 🇪🇸// amare ultra astra ✨
SameOleSass @teacher_sass
2K Followers 476 Following (she/her) Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me twice. Mom👦,wife🧔teacher👩🏫. I’m the one with the Pinot Grigio. #tryingmybest
the capricorn gremlin.. @hiiisteph
1K Followers 352 Following under no obligation to make sense • professional nature nerd • good witch • she/her • 🏳🌈🪬
C @tattedbrunettee
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jordan 🤘🏼🌱�.. @MrsJordanTalley
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Christopher Morrison @Christo02612414
189 Followers 370 Following retired vet who wants a smaller and younger government, lover of VR, hockey nut, glad I grew up in the 70's and the 80's.
Matthew A. Davis @MattDavis091
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𝑒𝓂 𝓌𝑒𝓁.. @welch_em9
380 Followers 346 Following wife + mommy x2 | multiple sclerosis | acoustic neuroma | pharmacy technician | Black Lives Matter | love is love 🏳️🌈
Nichole @Nichole0698
6 Followers 103 Following Heart Failure🩷 Rare disorder club Never Give Up Be your own Advocate 💜
Justin from FP @spigo7309
1K Followers 3K Following Life moves pretty fast if u don’t stop & look around once in a while u could miss it . NYY ⚾️ Bills 🏈NYR🏒Knicks 🏀, ND 🏈 UNC 🏀SJU🏀. Dad to 2 kids husky
Braden Parish @BradenPari21906
396 Followers 3K Following
🎧̶̶K̶a̶r̶i̶m.. @Kim06699
3K Followers 3K Following NEVERRR Let a bitter person that’s at war with themselves disturb yo peace!!.🎶🎼 𓅔𓅃𓃠𓋹 🤍Scorpio🖤🕸️11⚖️11🎊🎉♏
everything bagel stan @agrEQculture
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𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂�.. @myboybreakswift
3K Followers 3K Following when you think 𝗧𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘄𝗶𝗳𝘁 i hope you think of me⋆˙ ⋆˙𝕥𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣•𝕓𝕖𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕔è•𝕤𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒•𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕒•💌 | ｡˚ ❀ * ٠ ࣪⭑ ࣪ ♥︎
Islam Uddin @Sociologist2024
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Coffee Addict Mama �.. @coffeeaddictma
3K Followers 3K Following Drink coffee, Start a blog 💻💋Build a brand💰🙌 Be your own boss 💃 Get started ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Dachshund sweet @dachshunddsweet
2K Followers 5K Following Welcome to @dachshund_sweet We share daily #dachshund Contents Follow us if you really love Dachshund
Kimberly 🩷🌸 @CanadianDollxo
430 Followers 336 Following •🙎🏻♀️31 ♍️ • 🇨🇦🇹🇹 • ❤️B.M - 1/7/22 • 💛Hufflepuff • 💫Swiftie •📚RG: 41/100 • 📖CR : Things We Hide From The Light - Lucy Score ✨ •
Claudia Kruger @ck7125437
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Megan Groat @megs_mohrhard
585 Followers 1K Following 1st year 3rd Grade Teacher, Dog mom, Book lover 🫶🏻
ali @urweirddbestie
539 Followers 1K Following 90s babe ⊹ wife ⊹ #momtwt ⊹ #Booktwt ⊹ gamer ⊹ WoW ⊹ mental health ⊹ 🍉 ⊹ infj ⊹ bpd ⊹ neurodivergent ⊹ bipolar
Baby By U @Baby_By_U
108 Followers 935 Following Multifunction baby furniture. British designed by Parents for Parents. Safe, Simple, Smart. Keep your baby close.
Fredrick @Bigdonfred
101 Followers 81 Following Only need a few around me Judge me if you're perfect
French Bulldog House @frenchdogworld
578 Followers 2K Following IF YOU LOVE FRENCH BULLDOG ❤️ FOLLOW OUR PAGE FOR FRENCH BULLDOG PHOTO AND GIFT COLLECTION. SUPPORT US🙏❤️
❥ρℓυѕѕιzмα.. @PlusSizMami
340 Followers 1K Following Tumblr:PlusSizMami; Insta:PlusSizMami 32; I get to share birthday with my son Dalton Ja'Kai #7yearold;Ibotta referral code:qfabofa//freebie-queen
american heartbreak @bootsandbeers13
75 Followers 233 Following Let it be, then let it go | I’ve come to shit post | 🌲🇺🇸
READING RESCUERS, Inc @ReadingInc11760
125 Followers 1K Following Reading Rescuers offers quality research-based science of reading literacy instructional resources and merchandise.
lost and confused @dazzyruizz
11 Followers 95 Following momma, wife, teacher and everything else in-between 🪴🌱🌷✨🥂💗
Leonardo Will DiCapri.. @DicaprioWi72730
15 Followers 594 Following
💗 @_girlyypop
19 Followers 103 Following I say suckmyballs entirely too much for someone who doesn’t have any
Chills and Charms @chillsandcharms
195 Followers 775 Following 🍂🍁☕️🕯️🎃👻 Just a cozy little family that has fun on YouTube 😁 https://t.co/nfoPUrcDRR
Amanda Kearns_PH rese.. @AmandaKearns67
39 Followers 519 Following Nutritionist & PhD Researcher UU | Health Enterprise Co-Founder | Exploring tech & healthcare with a human touch | Entrepreneurial spirit in academia 🍀
Gabby artwork 🤟�.. @FShandee82387
670 Followers 4K Following hello fam 💥 inbox me with your Jeep📌 family 📌 picture📌 and📌 name📌 you like to make as a dope cartoon portrait design check out my page for some sample 👇
Gema Roberti @GemaRobert6619
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𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads
46K Followers 9K Following english lit & history grad | book reviewer | crochet artist | dog mom | probably thrifting or planning my next trip 📖🏛️🌿
H. O. @realld50
593 Followers 2K Following Yankees fan, @ifchukars @Mustangs @GoOtterbots fan, promoter/supporter of the Pioneer League. Have Knives, Will Travel chef. DM for inquiries. #NUFC
J ☻ @heyyyitsjules__
373 Followers 525 Following 34 • PSW 🩺 • movie lover • reality tv show binge watcher • Nintendo switch • The Sims • love my animals • always pizza • countryside living ✨🦋
Chaotically, @chaoticandfine
13K Followers 2K Following
M 💍 @txfiancee
5K Followers 285 Following take the moment and taste it you’ve got not reason to be afraid you’re on your own kid, yea you can face this ☉𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 ☽ 𝚂𝚊𝚐i𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 ↑ 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘
Chai Dog Mom @Chai_DogMom
4K Followers 295 Following Trying to navigate the heaviest grief I’ve ever felt from the most traumatic year of my life. GSD mom forever 🖤 Wanna be gym rat. NYC-ish. #gototherapy
britt 👩🏻🦰.. @wifewines
3K Followers 728 Following someone’s hot wife, mom of 3, been saying no instead of yes ✨
MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess
5K Followers 1K Following Me? I fight leukemia, eat snacks, and try my very best to keep my kids alive. Bone Marrow Transplant Recipient, October 2019. #VEDS #POTS #CML #Caps #Ravens
Zilla @zillawrites
4K Followers 1K Following 📎There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 🗡 #amquerying 🎮 Completing side quests📚 Last Read: Powerless ✏ Support Teachers 🍎 🦋 WTMP 2023 Mentee
May ✨ @shmayshmathleen
740 Followers 749 Following Joy she gave; Joy she has found. 💛✨ Venmo/cashapp: maykathleen1204
HisMrs♡ @MrsWifeyLife
3K Followers 193 Following Beat unexplained infertility and pregnancy loss to have my rainbow🌈 • • I talk about my husband, kids & working mom/wife life. Proud boy & girl mama 2020/2023
Gone Coastal @wifed_first
4K Followers 1K Following Banker turned stay at home mom 2022. She/her. MN🧳🚛➡️ FL. I'm probably at Disney.
Syrah In The Suburbs @SyrahInCity
2K Followers 461 Following My patronus is an empty wine bottle • Seattle to Nashville to Seattle •
jo mama @holycnnolly
531 Followers 505 Following Mama to L+ E | Wife to M | 🇺🇸 Navy family living in Spain 🇪🇸// amare ultra astra ✨
SameOleSass @teacher_sass
2K Followers 476 Following (she/her) Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me twice. Mom👦,wife🧔teacher👩🏫. I’m the one with the Pinot Grigio. #tryingmybest
the capricorn gremlin.. @hiiisteph
1K Followers 352 Following under no obligation to make sense • professional nature nerd • good witch • she/her • 🏳🌈🪬
C @tattedbrunettee
3K Followers 674 Following 30 // dog mom // wife // detroit lions // sped teacher
jordan 🤘🏼🌱�.. @MrsJordanTalley
2K Followers 2K Following professional photographer, amateur mother | 7w8 🖤
The Eras Tour @tswifterastour
547K Followers 2 Following Follow for updates and all things on Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour! (Update Page, Not Taylor Swift) #TSTheErasTour TNx2 TSx1
Teaching in Pink @_PinkTeacher
1K Followers 295 Following #BoyMom x3. Wife. Teacher. Passion for Pink!
𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads
46K Followers 9K Following english lit & history grad | book reviewer | crochet artist | dog mom | probably thrifting or planning my next trip 📖🏛️🌿
Anon Wife @AnonWifeVanCity
1K Followers 1K Following Lovin the wife life. Love hubby to the moon and back.So happy with our life. Header is the area we live, avi isn’t us, ticking off bucket list items as we go 😍
east coast millennial.. @1millennialwife
50 Followers 110 Following almost 30 - banker - reader - swiftie - disney adult - dog mom - trying to be become a mom - readaholic 📚 - full service travel agent
The REAL Teacher @TheREALTeacher8
1K Followers 130 Following Keepin’ it real. Keepin’ it classy. Just here to say what we’re all thinking but won’t.
Abbie (Taylor’s Ver.. @fearlessabigail
149 Followers 224 Following 29 • cincy night 1 • cat mom • lil bit witchy • #EtaMore
The Lor @sarcasticLory
533 Followers 636 Following Crafted by European artisans in NYC. Limited edition. Vintage. Sought after by many.
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Crime Junkie Podcast @CrimeJunkiePod
140K Followers 264 Following Hi Crime Junkies… 💜 | Creator/Host: @ash_flowers | Co-Host: @britprawat | 🎧 @audiochuck | New episodes every Monday
kate’s alt @bitchy_k8
19 Followers 16 Following
Mama K, but private @Doubleboymama
139 Followers 184 Following Welcome, chosen ones 🤪🤍 married to A, mama to G & S 💙 (bostonfiancee 🤫)
the tortured stomach .. @yeetin2thesun
121 Followers 92 Following • always tired • always caffeinated • educating & learning ∙ formerly abrunettesworld • supporter of naps, bodily autonomy, & equal, LGBTQIA+and human rights •
THE Wedding Planner�.. @THEweddingplnr
2K Followers 640 Following Luxury Wedding Planner + owner // Taurus x 3 ♉️// Limey Stan account // nightclub bartender // party planner 🤝 life of the party // NO WEDDING INDUSTRY ACCTS
Heartless Harpy @Heartless_Harpy
574 Followers 330 Following I'm as lost as Alice and as mad as the Hatter so let me show you why storms are named after people. I'm stressed, depressed, and a mess. #EndTheStigma #WineGang
Tiffany Blair 🤍�.. @imtiffanyblair
5K Followers 4K Following quite literally a tortured poet 🪶 have courage and be kind 🤍 always keep fighting 🫎
Your Fat Friend Film @yrfatfriendfilm
1K Followers 33 Following Charting Aubrey Gordon (@yrfatfriend, @maintenance_pod)’s journey from blogger to NYTimes bestseller and the complexities of change. A film by @jeaniefinlay
Eras Tour Trade @ErasTourTrade
2K Followers 4 Following safe ticket trading between fans! main account: @ErasTourResell ran by @ttwaswift @folklorewlw and @whereyouIeftme
Rachel Spenia @rachel_spenia
365 Followers 441 Following UVa SLP 2017 | UVa 2015 | LCHS 2011 | @Braves @packers @UVA
Sarah B @Simply_Sarah712
119 Followers 306 Following Learning to live one day at a time and never take anything for granted. 💍 8.20.2022
Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell
240K Followers 23 Following fill out the form in our bio so we can get your tickets to another swiftie! ran by @ttwaswift @folklorewlw and @floellasversion
Mommasaurus🦖🎃 @Mommasaurus_99
143 Followers 249 Following Just a mom here to complain and shit post 🕸👻🍃💨✨💕
dazzling haze (lavend.. @TS_Lyrical
27 Followers 90 Following Just having fun over analyzing, interpreting, and making connections to Taylor Swift lyrics ✨ Fan Account
Mid School Teacher @histteachlife
1K Followers 414 Following I 💖 teaching and my students, but sometimes it all pisses me off. I watch a lot of TV and swear a lot. I bitch about life, but truly I'm blessed. 💜
Chelsea Blake @cmblake93
34 Followers 35 Following
Paul Gorski | Equity .. @EquityLiteracy
31K Followers 2K Following No-fluff equity and justice education and action. Doting Daddy. Author. Poet. I write, speak, and act on educational justice and activist burnout.
AllOfTheSass @AllOfTheSasss
14 Followers 24 Following Wife | Mom | Former 2013 Anon Tweeter Who Deleted for a Dumb Job
We ordered the suits for the guys today. My dress should be in this week!!
Im just getting color back into my face I’m just mad as hell because I loved this place For so long, London
🤍 Time, doesn't it give some perspective 🤍 ✍️: CNN
🗞| CNN admits judging "The Tortured Poets Department" early. "My view of the album has entirely reversed. I am ready to declare that it is one of Swift’s best works yet. It’s not fast-food. It’s a multi-course meal that stipulates the person sit and focus."
I, like Taylor Swift, have learned the hard way that European men aren’t shit 😮💨
I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art! 😜
It’s official. Hawai‘i is the first state to call for an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza.
THE NYU COMMUNITY HAS FORCED THE NYPD TO BACK OFF THE ENCAMPMENT
NOW: NYPD officers have all left the new ‘Gaza Solidarity Encampment’ at NYU — the only officers here are now campus security
It’s actually a crime that Don’t Blame Me was never a single
Idk who needs to hear this but do not get “mine” in your boyfriends handwriting tattooed on your upper thigh I swear to fucking god
Tbh if I were coochie cousins with Taylor Swift I would never shut up about it even if it meant I’d have to admit to sleeping with 🐀
She knows her audience
Guys why didn’t the merch have strings Like not even drawstrings on the sweats or hoodies
I told one of the 5th graders it was my bday this weekend and I was going to be 30 and she said “you mean 23?” 😭😭😭 5th graders are so mean so I just know she meant it
Adults were like "careful what you post online!!!!!! It can follow you forever!!!!!!!" And now they're getting fired for being racist on facebook
@CoffeeTeachWine Im obsessed with I Can Do it with a Broken Heart. The upbeat/careless way she sings super depressing lines is so psychotic I love it.
@CoffeeTeachWine @biology_beauty I was gonna say this but apparently “smaller than a golf ball” is a choking hazard. So it’s probably fine. She might not fully be able to use it this year but I’m sure she’ll enjoy it now and love it next year.
I’ll tell you what. I’ve never ever ordered from Free People before but I did LAST NIGHT-it was free shipping (the item was only $30) and it’s already on its way 😳👏🏼
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