Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

Plant man with the plant plan! https://t.co/kLbRGBacKq | https://t.co/t3yHPiMEF4 Heck Joined May 2021

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

2 years ago

Go to a diner and order a ketchup shake to go. Drink it in the lobby while staring at the host. Stand near the seats but don't sit down. Ask them to throw away your cup before leaving.

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

After all these years, the #GameCube is still the only console you could conceivably use for home defense.

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Onii 💜 inactive @Oniixide

3 years ago

Lil beware Don’t accept coms from @KobaltENVT Apparently they’re quitting but just be wary cuz lowkey whenever someone says they’re quitting it just means they’re moving accounts lol

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

Does NYC still look like Mehrunes Dagon is invading?

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

I want to play mass effect while the internet's out, but the EA app needs an internet connection to be set on offline mode. Great job #EA

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

People seem to love the Big Mac even though it's just a lettuce and bread sandwich with two patties the size of lunchables pepperoni hidden somewhere inside.

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

I hate it when I'm watching youtube shorts and about half of the comments are replying to a really bad one you can't even see. I WANT TO BE MAD TOO, GOD DAMN IT!

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

Genital Inspectors in #Florida: We need proof you're a woman. Undress from the waist down so I can get pictures... Where are you going? I'm calling the police!

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

The beginning of my first death on stream. I may have made a mistake or two. #kenshi

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

@FURY_X77 Believe me, teeth are coming!

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

Gonna be streaming #kenshi in about 10-15 minutes! It's almost suffering season!

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

See it here twitch.tv/clyde_chives

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Clyde Chives @Clyde_Chives

3 years ago

I'm getting back on the horse tonight. Hiatus over!

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Been going to bed early and waking up at midnight for a while, but I finally forced myself to stay up long enough to hang out with people before crashing. My body's like "That was a nap and there's nothing you can do about it! You wake up at midnight, remember? IT IS YOUR FATE!"

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Alberta You See Pee 🍉✊😷🟠 @youseepeeYYC

3 years ago

@Marxist777 “Jordan Neely was murdered for being tired of being hungry, thirsty and having no home.” The suffering of the poor is a feature of capitalism. Not a bug. A feature.

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Marxist777 📕🇵🇸 @Marxist777

3 years ago

Rest In Peace, Jordan Neely.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv

3 years ago

Ice bucket challenge for people who try to cure headaches with magnets

◻️ Rob Primo ◻️ @therobprimo1

3 years ago

This is Cindy Young and she is very brave to put this bideo out there to show you how she lives everyday now. Full body convulsions, tremors and seizures everyday now since she got vaccinated. The Government wants to ignore people like this instead of providing support.

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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold

3 years ago

Republicans used a series of procedures to remove every bill from my committees, silencing my constituents beyond what they already voted to do. My constituents elected me to speak on their behalf—in committee & on the floor—and stopping me from doing so is anti-democratic.