Martin Cigar @CigarMartin

"This video has been removed due to a copyright claim from Don't Drown Puppies INC." WHOOPS! Forgot to download that one, sorry sucka... :D ⮕ Remember to DOWNLOAD EVERY VIDEO YOU WATCH. Because tomorrow? It's not gonna be there anymore. Aaand It's Gone: Play a card face down.…

"WE.ARE.THEFUTURE.THE.YOUTH.//THE.REBEL.HACKERS.WITHOUTACAUSE >.<" Requires empty face slot. 2099 A.D. Mismatched microcircuitry and miniature mechanisms mesh in a messy medley and make a true telecom tinkerer's toy topper to titillate the tastes of the toughest technicians.…

"Hey buddy, look what I got here. Thing's loaded- I'll sell it for cheap. Ice cold baby." A bum approaches you and offers you the Bogus Freeze Gun-you're almost certain it's BS, but for the price... What if it does work? And what if this shitcoin Terradact Network does go 150x…

"LushSux Dix, big time-at least that's what the haters are saying (there's a lot of them). It's hard not to hate him, as he is the only person with a net worth over $650 to have ever touched a spray paint can. With BLOCKCHAIN MAGICKA, Lush has secured several million dollars by…

"qqqqqqqq we doin calcals baby" MATH is a form of arcane MAGICKA capable of turning DATA into FACTS. FACTS are important for <YOUR OPINIONTM> and thus, a keystone element when presenting the justification for that behavior you're insecure about. "Actually, studies say that…

"Say 'Alhamdulillah' in your Amazon Fire Stick remote microphone to activate the hidden channel." Before you can post your ugly family photos on Fellabook you'll need to select all the structural weak points on this human anatomy image. Not only does this help pro0ve you're a…

"[LIVE] Astronauts Hunt Alien Dinos in Mars 2 Crater 24/7 Stream - NASNA" <6,759,641 watching> SHNASA Space Productions LLC DBA NASNA Studios (a Saban Capital Group company). Like all tenured and trusted scientific organizations, NASNA Studios (a proud Marvel Studios partner)…

"You can tell a lot about a man from his chair." CYBERNETIC CORPORATE OFFICER. Electric Chairman is a major shareholder in blue chip multinational. Half human, half wheelchair. "Rolling in the dough" as they like to say (in Japanese)--because they have LOTS of money and MAD…

"I'd like the Plus model please. The one with the yo-yo." Manufactured By: PhozeComm Innovations Retail Price: $89,695.95 Model Name: PhozeArm Robotool-10TM Common Upgrades: Toothbrush Finger, Dick Finger Compromised By: Tantillo Systems hacktivists The PhozeArm Robotool-10TM…

"Breaking the sound barrier just got easier." 20x102mm - Pitney Bowes HK Hyper Primed (MAGICAL) BUFF ITEM. APPLY TO ANY FIREARM. Compatible Weapons: M197 Gatling Gun, M61 Vulcan Auto-Cannon WARNING: OPERATOR WILL BECOME DEAF AND BLIND INSTANTLY. 20mm depleted uranium rounds…

"Jeff Bezos knew what he was doing when he made that dick ship." ///Why do all alien ships in movies look like logs of shit? Is that an international marketing decision passed down to the art department? Serious question, just spitballing (this card has no effect). Fast Fact…

"Cameras on in ten! Everyone, pretend everything is real. You!- is your Moonjack even plugged in? Fucker... Fucker." Also Known as: Buzzdrill. Monnjack. L-D. Built by SHNASA shnengineers, The Lunar Drillbit has substandard DMG, but is a lucrative tool for moonstone collection.…

"You might as well stare directly into the sun." Why are humans always attracted to shiny things? People always go back in time and try to explain uranium enrichment to Hitler. Why not make it easy for him guys: just create heavy water or a ***graphite moderated reactor using…

"The first recursive robot engineers are designed with Perfect Care, granting everyone a life of luxury. They do everything for us. They're Smarter Faster Better Stronger. All decent art & music are AI-generated--humanity's best is childishly crude by comparison. Robots work…

"Cloning you isn't worth the cost." This is a set of Dataphiles on a Computer, not a Physical Item. Ensures that you can be cloned with no genetic defects if you happen to die. Each backup works once. System Security determines which parties can access your Secure Fingerprint…

"Modern Marvel" The base power source component that all CHROMEWARE relies upon, Internal Power Unit replaces the human heart with a mini-nuke reactor. Capable of powering mechsuits, techsuits, Mega Man suits, power armor, Tony Stark, Halo 1, Halo 2, etc. Before powering up,…

"Try rebelling while hogtied, citizen." Net launcher. Nets are weighted with Mini Joe Rogan Monkeyhead Kettlebells - mini-stickies which tighten when thrown over a target. Manufactured by NETGEAR(r) (not the router company). Popular less-than-lethal option for campus sieges.…

"Hey did you see the McDonald's Instagram? They're posting affirmations." Polycosmic Manipulation- the process of purposely discombobulating one or more dominant narratives by shuffling their various metaphysical components off to random "locations" in collective consciousness…

"Few mortals can comprehend what lies behind the Eye of God." You've finally managed to tap into the surveillance network- a proper Aiden Pearce/Adrian Lamo. You can use your PDA to access cameras and microphones from most locations. You have a God's Eye View over the sheeple.…

"They used this thing on Stephen King--that's why his mouth looks like that." The TIA Wave Projector, or "stroke gun," is an experimental weapon that projects a wall of ISOWAVES, spurring a transient ischemic attack on any carbon-based lifeform it contacts. The attack induces a…