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They said if I voted for Kamala, gas would be $4 a gallon. They were right!
@libertymichiru @Linus200712345 I used him to pass my linear algebra class and had to go back and check to see if it was the same channel.
@Rx410 The bill greatly expands the presidental tariff powers, with no expiration date, and doesn't even require him to tariff Russia. x.com/i/status/20821…
Today the Senate is set to take its first votes on the Lindsey Graham Sanctioning Russia Act. With 84 cosponsors it's expected to move fast and pass. Unfortunately, it's a bad bill that is unlikely to achieve its stated goals. The bill has 3 major flaws, if you read closely- 🧵
I'm a fan of govt experimentation, but I don't think this is a very good idea. The problem isn't that grocery stores are greedy. The problem is that food got expensive. The Producer Price Index for all foods—avg price paid to domestic producers for food—jumped 30% between 2021 and 2023. Since then, grocery prices have continued to climb, in part due to increases in wages and housing costs. Without strong evidence that NYC bodegas and groceries stores are colluding to protect double-digit net profit margins, the reasonable assumption is that these businesses are operating with <3% margins after rent, labor, and utilities. So, a plan to sell some food with a 30% discount seems like a plan to create very long lines to buy a very small number of subsidized groceries. We'll see how that goes. But I don't think literal bread lines are the image that a socialist mayor wants to cultivate. As Keynes said in 1926, "the important thing for government is not to do things which individuals are doing already ... but to do those things which at present are not done at all." Bodegas are something we're doing already. Large grocers like Trader Joes are really really good at managing supply chains and keeping prices down, whatever you may think of their other policies. I do not trust a busy municipal govt trying to do 1,001 things to be better at groceries than grocers. But I guess we'll find out.
Mamdani: Today, I am proud to announce a collection of essential staples that will be predictably 30% cheaper at all five of our city-run grocery stores. This core set of goods will include all fresh produce, meat, and seafood, along with 20 other essential items like cheese,
Why is he holding up bananas? Bananas are like the cheapest thing there is and their price is only up around 13% in the past 10 years. For context, average hourly earnings are up 50% in that time.
At our five-borough municipal grocery stores, New Yorkers will get a 30% discount on eggs, milk, chicken, fresh produce and other everyday essentials. In the wealthiest city in the richest country in the world, no one should have to wonder how they’ll afford the food they need
Today the Senate is set to take its first votes on the Lindsey Graham Sanctioning Russia Act. With 84 cosponsors it's expected to move fast and pass. Unfortunately, it's a bad bill that is unlikely to achieve its stated goals. The bill has 3 major flaws, if you read closely- 🧵
@Adulteryisokay @katluffyace @BobMurphyEcon They operate at a loss, so the money they take in will be insufficient to purchase more product on its own.
@cpk @BobMurphyEcon @katluffyace That's just not true. Typical grocery stores operate on a 3% margin or less, so for your math to pan out ~31% of costs would need to be on site storage, and MamdaniMart would need to have 0 storage costs.
Endless wars are legal if you turn them on and off every few weeks. The constitution hates this one weird trick!
I'm quitting my job to move to New York to collect the free 30% resale arbitrage.
Mamdani: Today, I am proud to announce a collection of essential staples that will be predictably 30% cheaper at all five of our city-run grocery stores. This core set of goods will include all fresh produce, meat, and seafood, along with 20 other essential items like cheese,
What did you think "Retvrn" meant? Vibes? Latin Mass? Tradwives?
My friend was asked about her marital status and one of her options was "concubine"
Every society ever banning gambling was an IRL Chesterton's fence tbh.
Americans spend more on sports bets than movies, arts, museums, and music combined, per FORTUNE
"Hey guys, I'm really sad about all the children that have died in that giant war we started."
🕯 27 июля — День памяти детей-жертв войны в Донбассе. С 2014 г. украинские боевики развернули полномасштабные боевые действия против мирного населения ДНР и ЛНР. ▪️ За эти годы погибло порядка 300 детей, более тысячи получили ранения. t.me/MID_Russia/876… © Инфошкола ДНР
@MID_RF "Hey guys, I'm real sad about all the children that died in that war I started"
Being concerned with fairness in woman's sports is the modern "ethics in gaming journalism"
1 is the objectively correct answer if you are even slightly politically inclined. 10 hours is enough time to convince Donald Trump of literally anything.
10-hour flight. One seat. No switching. Which one are you choosing-and why?
some socialist candidates are winning democratic primaries, but only in the most far-left regions of america. in competitive districts, where seats actually need to be flipped from the republicans, socialists are solidly losing primaries to normie lib candidates.
@sleepy_devo Notice how he won’t lmaoooooo We will take over your party and you will do nothing because you are weak. Have fun losing to socialists
I love you @DuckDuckGo but you are also useless.
@PanpsychismA @TrueSlazac It's not so much annoying as unconvincing and therefore boring, but I normally enjoy Fukyama's more grounded work on contemporary politics.
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