オームフィエ @Chicken_Face1
Honduran radical frot advocate Honduras Joined April 2016-
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People making stupid one liners in review shit aren't so much "normal people" as much as person desperate to go viral
People making stupid one liners in review shit aren't so much "normal people" as much as person desperate to go viral
awesome day for teenagers that don't understand what characterization is
Me except I didn't actually become warm and playful I just pretended to in order to not get told I look like a school shooter anymore
Me except I didn't actually become warm and playful I just pretended to in order to not get told I look like a school shooter anymore
Meeeee
Mine wasn't lethal but I did go to swimming classes with a broken arm bc mom didn't believe me
I'm less shocked by the guy letting his bird get mauled for a "funny" video and more surprised by the amount of people falling for it. Like what else do you think this is.
I'm less shocked by the guy letting his bird get mauled for a "funny" video and more surprised by the amount of people falling for it. Like what else do you think this is.
You can both try to learn things and be a whiner don't let people like this confuse you !
You can both try to learn things and be a whiner don't let people like this confuse you !
"I hope the next persona game has no romance options!" "I hope the next persona game has only romance!" WRONG I hope the next persona game is actually Trauma Center and we get make out with hot adult men and women
I got so nervous during my oral presentation and hearing my teacher on the side trying to explain Java coding on the side didn't help I think
This is what it's like being below 10 years old
pressing the unmute button on my mic unmuted me from both zoom and discord so i accidentally starting speaking in random japanese meant for my jp class on my programming class 🤐
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i love how a lot of plants went "i'm gonna develop this unpleasant mechanism to defend myself through tasting bad!" and humans went "hmmm... yummy" "this backfire so badly" "you know what, this plant is good i'm gonna massively reproduce it" "actually...just according to plan!"
@nitzerflow and then they watch two 20-minutes in a row anyways
@Chicken_Face1 Breaking bad was an idiot plot (compliment)
@devivification @Chicken_Face1 You can't be talking like that white baby
@devivification @Chicken_Face1 God I love bread so much
@devivification @Chicken_Face1 A lot of it might be down to the composition of the bread. Something less sugar-heavy might last longer. I think that's part of the reason why Euro style and country loaves tend to mould the least (I've left out sourdough for so long without anything happening besides staling)
When I was 6 I broke my collar bone (that’s one of the most painful bones to break) and my dad made it worse by yanking me up. The whole way to the hospital he said he would beat the tar out of me if it wasn’t broken. Then at the hospital the doctors didn’t believe me 🧵
Out of curiosity - I feel like I frequently meet adults who express that when they had a severe injury as a child, their parents didn't believe them and if/when they did get care, their parents never apologized for almost killing them. Is this common?
They told me to stretch out my arms (an act u shouldn’t be able to do with a broken collar bone. The pain would be 2 much.) but an adult told me to do it so I did it. I pushed through excruciating pain because I was that terrified of adults.
Then my parents argued about getting an X-ray. My mom said They should but my dad didn’t want to pay the money. Thankfully they did and it revealed a veeery badly broken collar bone. But I look back on that and think; what would have happened if they didn’t get an x ray.
My dad would have “beat the tar” out of someone with a very serious break near the neck. I honestly could have died. The terror that 6 year old went and the only “apology” I’ve ever gotten was them telling that story laughing and my dad (again LAUGHING) says “sorry”
Actually the first time I realized something was up was when I told that story to my college friends and,instead of laughing like everyone in my community usually did, they looked at me with horror. I deserved more than a laughed off apology. Fuck my parents.
@ShogazeMao @antiartabattoir yeah but it's not inconsequential and stupid it's just bad. sure if it was a generic flick that's fine but it's more like morbius
@Chicken_Face1 @marxiteparticle yeah if you have hemorrhoids
Greek life on college campuses is a wholly reactionary force wrt gender and racial politics, and fraternities especially exist as bastions of rape culture, facilitators of substance addiction, and architects of industrial-scale cheating networks. in this essay I will
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
kind of a genius way to do a remake honestly, keeps things unique and interesting
shoutouts to the ds remake of final fantasy 4 for being deliberately designed to fuck with people who know the original inside and out i think that's fucking hilarious