Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻💻 @CarlaNotarobot
Software Engineer 👩🏻💻 Bad Joke Sharer 😅 Tech Ranter 😬 All views are my own youtube.com/channel/UCnyWS… Michigan, USA Joined May 2020-
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If you meet your significant other at a .NET conference, does that mean your love language is C#?
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you're either young and hip or you're googling how to center a div. you can't be both
Unix commands shouldve been called C-shanties
you're such a wimp that the only thing you can throw is an exception.
What constitutes an obscene amount of garlic? Asking for a friend.
Please raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by software update popups.
I don't always have time to write documentation, but when I do, I still don't.
beauty is in the eye of the repo owner
you can get a really cool black wallpaper on your Linux machine just by typing 'sudo rm -rf /'
babe, would you still love me even if I used microsoft word as my IDE?
he's a 10 but he uses print("here") as his debugger
coworker: you wrote this code so you must know how it works, right? me: uhhhhhhhh
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Joe Tilsed @JoeTilsed1998
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PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.. @PHP_CEO
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Senior engineer lifehack: Write undocumented, unmaintainable code to avoid layoffs 🫡
Woke up to no slack/gmail/office access and laptop remotely wiped out. Got fired without even a confirmation email while sleeping? There is always a new low. #twitter
@CarlaNotarobot Type 2 Diabetes. Been raging out of control despite monitoring via sticks. Got on @dexcom G6 CGM. Not covered as not insulin dependent. Costs $1800/quarter. Paying out of pocket and my overall health is much improved. Something that will reduce future bills and is denied.
I didn't "Become a manager", I "Was given a pay raise in exchange for agreeing to never write code again"
@CarlaNotarobot I roast garlic and eat it, so by my standards, 100% garlic is still fine
@CarlaNotarobot No amount of garlic is obscene.
@CarlaNotarobot If the ratio of garlic to other ingredients is greater than 1:1 then it might be too much. Might be.
if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
@CarlaNotarobot So true. I'm getting myself ready for when that happens. x.com/paul_magno/sta…
First batch of cherries from my garden.
@MattOswaltVA I'll be honest — if my spouse and I looked like that, we'd adopt too.
@vagabondvivant @MattOswaltVA Please don’t make me snort laugh in these troubled times.
@HopsAndBrews @CarlaNotarobot OP: Posts, in exacting detail, your specific issue and every troubleshooting step you've taken so far. Also OP: Nevermind, I figured it out. **Closed**
don't touch that, it's my emotional support box of obsolete cables
He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18
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