Capntastic @Capntastic
Powerfully wise, stoic, and kind. Trying to relax in this world and time. He/Him. av by @spellbang Joined December 2010-
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Capntastic's ability to project force is higher than ever. Other enclave-individuals in the region should perform fealty rituals.
in 1997, while Bop It© fever gripped the nation, in the throes of a Bopper's High, my Bop It© instrument bid me to 'kiss it.' I did not dare that day, and it has never asked again
fun morality hack: you can always be on the right side of history by opposing the indiscriminate murder of children
announcing HOTBRAIN, a new independent game studio founded by @mightyatom @Winterkwinters @UtilityLimb & @nattiewinters 🔥 join our mailing list at hotbrain.land for updates on our first project >:)
“is ds1 the best or is ds3? is ds2 the worst one?” the best one is ds9 idiot
Book of the New Sun is the most innovative genre fiction I've read in years
🗺️Make a party and venture outside your fortress 🗺️ Adventure Mode Beta is now live to anyone who owns Dwarf Fortress on Steam!
GlaxoSmithKline is such a good name for a company. It's like Smith and Kline wanted to start a drug company but they needed financing from a Martian named Glaxo so his name goes first on the signage.
I’ve been marking these up for four decades to see if I ever get one back. And how many have boomeranged back to me? One. Just one!
u can also sub to my patreon patreon.com/thernz or donate to my kofi 🙇 ko-fi.com/thernz
My freiend draw good hehehe
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17K Followers 52 Following The official twitter for Phantom Brigade, the cinematic turn-based mech game from @BYG_Vancouver Buy now on Steam 💫 https://t.co/zNEgxgF3WG@Capntastic Nah, this is from 2015 so it predates that whole mess These were all properly generated blobs
@Capntastic I feel I should point out that time and effort went into crafting this Oni posterior so there was love of a sort going on here
really bad hot dog guys
I really enjoyed my Twitter break but the irresistible combination of state violence and playoff basketball has lured me back.
since the Chronicle is a UK paper i believe this is enough to get a defamation verdict under UK libel law if any of the protesters are interested
Bagels banned by anti-Israel protestors at UCLA buff.ly/4dBbLXV
gdi the Suns got swept so I couldn't recycle this joke.
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It's been about two weeks since we had Del Taco and this one, a classy one, with condiments on the table---👩🔬:😁
This exact lock was promoted with a discount to students by @Columbia Public Safety. How can you say students at this exact University don't bring it to school?
"This is what we encountered on every door inside of Hamilton Hall," Sheppard says while showing off a chain-link bike lock. "This is not what students bring to school, ok," he also says of the bike locks.
this sucks but thanks for inventing drag race
Beware of nihilism masquerading as leftism. There's a lot of that going around right now.
we know he doesn't miss shots
Alec Baldwin reflects on nearly 40 years of sobriety, admits he does ‘miss drinking’ trib.al/FQDBiAP
this is literally already biden's america, my dudes
@TylerKatzen @SeanOrrMKE @UWMadison We’re getting a taste of trumps America if elected.
absolutely razing the trees off of everyone else’s islands because flights are free until may 7th