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I came out swinging from a North Jersey basement caked in stale beer and sweat under half-lit flourescents Taylor Ham Country, NJ Joined September 2011-
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You ever get to the bar and think "I could totally be on more mushrooms rn?"
I met Big Burd from Sesame Street tonight. He tried offering me meth but I said I had meth at home
Darren Waller retiring might 😂
i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what
If it's any consolation for Kirk Cousins.... the Falcons have a solid history of not utilizing any of the offensive talent they pick within the top 10 picks of the draft
malik nabers wide open looking for a pass from daniel jones
Update: I've hugged a dog. The world is okay again.
Update: I've hugged a dog. The world is okay again. https://t.co/Av92KiHEyn
- Sign Kirk Cousins to a four-year megadeal worth $100 million guaranteed - Face potential serious fines for tampering with Cousins in the signing process - Say fuck it and draft Michael Penix 8th overall, ignoring serious needs on defense - Don't alert Kirk Cousins that you're…
- Sign Kirk Cousins to a four-year megadeal worth $100 million guaranteed - Face potential serious fines for tampering with Cousins in the signing process - Say fuck it and draft Michael Penix 8th overall, ignoring serious needs on defense - Don't alert Kirk Cousins that you're…
No specific reason, but I just really need to hug a dog rn
This shouldn’t have to be said, but since Velma season 2 is premiering tonight & nobody seemed to follow this advice for season 1:
I only watched TDS for Jon Stewart segments, but watched his interview and he won me over tbh. Calling out the wannabe reality stars in congress was 🔥
I only watched TDS for Jon Stewart segments, but watched his interview and he won me over tbh. Calling out the wannabe reality stars in congress was 🔥
The finale was a masterclass in "Show don't tell"
The finale was a masterclass in "Show don't tell"
People who put those generic Apple stickers you get with your MacBook on the back of their cars scare the heck out of me. What sick machinations must go through your head to think anything about that is normal?
GIVE ANNA SAWAI HER EMMY NOWWWWW #ShogunFX
The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.
This has been me the past few days scrolling down Twitter
#ShogunFX Yabushige’s poem:
Rosario Grillo @rgrilloTSF
3K Followers 1K Following John 13:7 | TSF | Stand-In Young Buck | Pro Wrestler | Booking email: [email protected] #TSF 🇮🇹
Anthony Talanca @atalanca
1K Followers 2K Following @XavierU ‘17| Buckeyes, Vikings, Cavs, CBJ, Reds |
Drew Stevenson @DStevenson7
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Struggle Bus Driver @captianstruggle
490 Followers 530 Following 50% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I’m talkin bout
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anggg🌹 @heeythereangg
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Martin Blaszczyk @BlaszczykMartin
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bolbi stroganovsky @kelheart_
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Lekky 🅿️ @watchlekhack
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Hortencia Land @HortenciLa
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Shila Sarellano @SSarellano53874
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Gabrielle Kerkvliet @GKerkvli
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Saskia Kuehnhold @KuehnholdS63187
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Christie Teichmann @TeichmanChrist
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Lyndsey Korenek @lynd_koren
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Aine Meads @AineMeads67051
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Alyson Fruin @alys_frui
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Antonia 😈 @Antonia__D75
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Dalia Telgen @dalia_tel
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Adele Adee @AdeleAdee186661
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Annabelle Speros @AnnabelSpero
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An Bunche @an_bunch
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Jenniffer Topalian @TopaliJennif
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Francis Forge @ForgeFranc97066
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Clyde Davidian @ClydeDavidi
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Nikita Nuhfer @NNuhfer111
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Ayda Mooe @ayda_moo
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Radhika Patel @radioisotope93
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Brad Westbrook @BMWestbrook
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Seven Qi @QingquanXia
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Aimee Fedde @AimeFed
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Rosario Grillo @rgrilloTSF
3K Followers 1K Following John 13:7 | TSF | Stand-In Young Buck | Pro Wrestler | Booking email: [email protected] #TSF 🇮🇹
Dan Schneier @DanSchneierNFL
30K Followers 692 Following 🗣Big Blue Banter #Giants podcast➡️ https://t.co/ew1DouvwpX | Senior Fantasy Sports Editor @CBSSports |📩[email protected]| THE WIRE = the 📺 1.1
New Jersey Devils @NJDevils
789K Followers 2K Following 3X Stanley Cup champs and the dynasty that haters love to hate. You’re now trapped here. Presented by @citizensbank.
Anthony Talanca @atalanca
1K Followers 2K Following @XavierU ‘17| Buckeyes, Vikings, Cavs, CBJ, Reds |
Drew Stevenson @DStevenson7
421 Followers 528 Following
Struggle Bus Driver @captianstruggle
490 Followers 530 Following 50% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I’m talkin bout
Big Fudge @chris_toph_
629 Followers 713 Following Everything is amazing and nobody is happy. Future something or other. ACPHS '18 ΦΔΧ - ΑΘ
Buttons @BDAnderson_12
1K Followers 2K Following #NYR #GoPackGo #RepBX #NYK Half of my tweets have to do with the New York Rangers. #WVU Alum! Bruce Springsteen. *Follow at your own risk*
anggg🌹 @heeythereangg
396 Followers 419 Following
Martin Blaszczyk @BlaszczykMartin
81 Followers 276 Following 😮💨 just trying to make it through life like the next guy
bolbi stroganovsky @kelheart_
421 Followers 359 Following owner CEO and manager of four seasons total landscaping
Lekky 🅿️ @watchlekhack
340 Followers 342 Following My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools.
Megan Coyne @megancoyne23
77K Followers 983 Following @WhiteHouse Deputy Director of Platforms | Forbes 30 Under 30 | @GovMurphy @FirstLadyNJ @NJGov Alum 🤍
Adam Frisch for CD-3 @AdamForColorado
219K Followers 1K Following Candidate for Congress in Colorado's 3rd District. Father, husband, and common-sense businessman running to restore dignity to Western and Southern CO.
Bojan Tunguz @tunguz
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James Fridman @fjamie013
2.3M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUfRED
Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ
121K Followers 1K Following Running to represent New Jersey in the United States Senate. 3-term Dem Congressman and public servant. Dad to two troublemaking little boys.
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr.. @PelosiTracker_
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Dune Sietchposting @Sietchposting
39K Followers 183 Following A man's flesh is his own; the memes belong to the tribe.
HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
3.8M Followers 246 Following Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast
7K Followers 7K Following Your daily edition of Garfield, audibly! The original! Header image by @KiloSqueared PFP by @nikkianbeloved
Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre.. @RepJackKimble
24K Followers 6K Following Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon https://t.co/lVsM9wm5sF. ‘24 GOP Pres. candidate
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
263K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
arm’s length @armslengthblues
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James Clear @JamesClear
992K Followers 0 Following Author of the #1 NYT bestseller Atomic Habits (https://t.co/aWrO9DWkH5). I write about building good habits. Over 3 million people read my 3-2-1 newsletter.
Mark Manson @IAmMarkManson
472K Followers 96 Following 3x #1 New York Times Bestselling Author. More than 20 million books sold in 75 languages. Life advice without the fluff or BS.
OverSimplified @over_simplified
112K Followers 145 Following Explaining things in an OverSimplified way on YouTube.
LPG - NYG @LicensePlateGuy
68K Followers 2K Following official twitter page: IG,FB @ licenseplateguy Giants 🏈 24/7, giveaways & charity specialist.
Mina Kimes @minakimes
897K Followers 2K Following NFL @ ESPN, crossword enthusiast, taller than you think. Wins are not a QB stat ✌️
Sleeper @SleeperHQ
208K Followers 5K Following The fastest growing sports app / Fantasy leagues, daily fantasy, breaking news, chat, and much more 🏀🏈 #SleeperApp / For help: @SleeperSupport
maddie, hot dog enthu.. @damnitmadeline
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New York Revival @NewYorkRevival
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Sean Murray @NoMansSky
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Carl Banks @CarlBanksGIII
80K Followers 3K Following Official twitter of former Giants player Carl Banks. MSU HOF President/Founder G-III Sports by Carl Banks and G-III 4Her by Carl Banks @Starter #Flint
Justin Pugh @JustinPugh
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rosie @jasminericegirl
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Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM
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Sad Summer Fest @SadSummerFest
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TierZoo @TierZoo
126K Followers 1K Following Wildlife ecology and evolutionary biology videos through the lens of gaming
Off The Grid @playoffthegrid
110K Followers 5 Following Next-Gen Cyberpunk F2P battle royale coming to PC, PS5 & Xbox Series X|S. 🎮 150 players PvP | 🎯 60hr PvE
kira 👾 @kirawontmiss
1.6M Followers 1K Following self-proclaimed free thinker https://t.co/r8TGRYgBAG
AriZona Hard @DrinkAZHard
3K Followers 6 Following AriZona is HARD. Available in select regions (more coming soon). 21+ to follow. Drink responsibly - don’t get twisted. Store locator: https://t.co/s7XBD60Gtm
Overly Sarcastic Prod.. @OSPyoutube
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ℬellinger @bellinger_12
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Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer
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Art Vandelay @ArtVandelayNY
104 Followers 780 Following Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? I designed that! Pronouns: importer/exporter 🎻 🌽 🗽
grae hildebrant @grae_hildy
265 Followers 336 Following everything that is happening to you, is supposed to be happening. so just relax
AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona
144K Followers 10K Following Quenching your thirst since '92. https://t.co/OWtGgEkEGp
Darius Slay @bigplay24slay
279K Followers 2K Following Former MSU CB; NFL CB Eagles /Brunswick, GA..6xPro Bowl/ First Team All Pro/ #TeamSlay23/https://t.co/Qm7MZ3k8AbMe telling my kids about workhorse Kyren Williams:
pls not now. but also this is hilarious great work
Eilish Car Bomb
oh emos you will pay for this one
Jonathan Brooks is a VERY talented RB. He is also the first RB drafted in 2024. I will not be high on him now that he was drafted to Siberia.
BREAKING: The #Patriots and #49ers have had early trade talks for WR Deebo Samuel, per @JosinaAnderson
The #49ers are more likely to trade Deebo Samuel over Brandon Aiyuk, per @MikeSilver
Dr. Oz seeing Kristi Noem killed one (1) dog
The Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills.
ain’t we😭
The Falcons can still make a good pick if Mike Pence has the courage
my therapist was like now imagine everyone you love forming a circle around you telling you they love you and i couldnt fucking do it bc all i could think of was this
My wife: “hey honey, how was the draft last night in AZ?” My bosses: @andyholloway @jasonffl @FFHitman
Michael Penix Jr. seeing the Falcons just drafted him
Vikings smashing it. Imagine flipping the spots JJ and Turner went and how profoundly impressive that would have been. Stellar start.
NEVER GOING BACK TO THE PANTS STORE!
I wrote this little tune about the draft, MHJ, the cardinals, and my pants. Please enjoy:
So yeah @kyle_borg loved his Falcons pick
what (and i cannot stress this next part enough) tf
Stunner! #Falcons are drafting Washington QB Michael Penix Jr. at No. 8.
Hahahahahaha. If Cousins finishes his current contract, Penix can be a starter at 28 years old.
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