Liz T. Goddess @BlondHousewife
I show up here and there. Currently enjoying the Elon Musk era. Where every day is doomsday according to the self-appointed smarter than thou types. Washington, DC Joined August 2009-
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The guy performing at the Detroit game looks like the kid that works at Home Depot and fancies himself as a rapper. Good to see he got a gig.
I don't have the energy required to be angry at everything and everyone all the time.
My Twitter/X turns 14 years old today. It used to be funny. Then again, so did you.
So what or when is X gonna give it to you? Is there a receipt?
I love watching the pageantry of the coronation. But I wanted to see Ian McDiarmid in full Emperor Palpatine makeup there with the other heads of state.
So did all those people that said they were leaving twitter due to Elon Musk buying it leave yet?
Someone asked me if I was still on here. So maybe I should maybe say something now and then.
This may come as a shock to some of you. But not all of us that live in the DC area suddenly find classified information in our closets.
Faced with his sixth loss in a row, Kevin McCarthy has been eliminated from NFL playoff contention.
This Falcons-Ravens game should have come with a warning for may cause drowsiness.
While I would congratulate Ohio State at making the college football playoffs at the number four seed. The truth is you have to go to Atlanta to play the Georgia Bulldogs. #GoodLuckWithThat
What the hell just happened LSU? You are in the SEC championship game, and you forget how to play football?
After 37 years, I believe that is safe to say the Billy did lose my number.
You watch, this game will be decided by a damn safety.
Watch Buffalo march down the field and make the field goal. Since this is the year of absolute chaos in the NFL.
What is it with the Buffalo Bills and completely bonkers game endings?
Starting tomorrow morning, endless hot takes on the upcoming Iowa caucus.
Do you want to feel scared? Starting at midnight tonight, every third song you hear in public will be Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas is you. Until about the second week of January.
I'm going to be honest. Once Elon Musk acquires twitter and removes 75% of the staff. I wouldn't care if he turned it into a porn site.
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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Stephen Green @VodkaPundit
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paul shinn @paul_shinn
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Joel Ingersoll 🥌 @FlyoverJoel
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The Hacked Housewife .. @HackedHousewife
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Thomas Paul Ohm @PaulohmThomas
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Andrea Boyce @MebeandreaI
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Island Dweller🇺�.. @OrganicApples63
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Pistol Vixen @pistol_vixen
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185 Followers 1K Following hello , welcome to my profile. i am an expert illustrator, professional graphics designer. If you need any design please knock me on your fiver.
Nevin is fed up with .. @NevieGirl83
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204 Followers 916 Following
TheMentalHealthSociet.. @Positive8730191
426 Followers 3K Following We are a Mental Health group who are offering support and friendship to people who are suffering from Mental illness and people who feel like they cant cope.
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
9K Followers 7K Following Humor,musician,mental health,kayaking, biking, Retired, owned by cats, jack-of-all-trades. ✡️🌈Kindness matters!
Stephen Green @VodkaPundit
27K Followers 5K Following Writer of stuff, https://t.co/TurL1b2cR1. Poster of stuff, https://t.co/ZFwLx9s4pp. Hoster of stuff, https://t.co/DpJ0afllId. Opinions my own, even after abandoning them on the roadside.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
paul shinn @paul_shinn
1K Followers 652 Following (he/him) our local food banks and @donorschoose could use our donations right now. i am @meklarian everywhere else online
Joel Ingersoll 🥌 @FlyoverJoel
7K Followers 525 Following I get up and I put on pants. I wrote a book about curling. It's funny. You should buy it: https://t.co/jjFw6NDI6V
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
And her name was Cass.. @aclevergirl
2K Followers 2K Following The lieutenant’s daughter | Bearer of twins | You are my density | Fuck SMA
My Female Crush 🏴�.. @MyFemaleCrush
2K Followers 90 Following A female run account, just posting photos of women I admire and find attractive. I don't own any of the pics. All comments must be kept respectful. Enjoy.
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
12.9M Followers 1 Following
Jenny-Jinya @JennyJinya
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Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes
105K Followers 30 Following This is a place to enjoy humor without all the constant politics. Come here and disconnect and have a good laugh!
Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM
997K Followers 465 Following I love Jesus. I love Scripture. I like people. I like diversity. My interactions and follows do not equal endorsements or reflections of doctrinal alignment.
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
2.4M Followers 502 Following Official #ClownWorld ™ 🤡 #NoCaptionNeeded ** DM us for removals/credit
Christian Memes and P.. @ChristianPunsOG
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Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad
176K Followers 87 Following Unapologetically Christian and Based. Husband and Father. Pro: God, Family, Freedom, Homesteading, Scripture, Memes, Homeschooling, Hunting, Community.
Darwin Awards 🤦�.. @DarwinAwards_
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Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave
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RevolverEnforcer @Rev_Enforcer
5K Followers 3K Following Just a regular guy who has many hobbies but no time to partake in any of them. Mostly goofy but serious when need be.
Dammit Jim @MJimbo75
169 Followers 184 Following Just here for fun, inappropriate comments, stealing memes and shit posting. Follow me at your own risk.
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I guess the White House sending billions of dollars to Iran was, in hindsight, a bad idea.
OJ Simpson died. They said it was cancer but they're hoping an autopsy will find the real killer
Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
I'm just glad Corn Pop isn't here to see all this.
My handsome boy! Just short of earning his Field Championship in lure coursing.
The democrats should be ASHAMED of nominating this man who CLEARLY needs to be in a home.
Joe Biden’s mic was cut off and then he was forced off stage after rambling The President is not in control! He has to answer to his caregiver. Is this Embarrassing or is this Absolutely Embarrassing
I wish @jimmykimmel would stop with his politics because he’s using it as a crutch when he can be quite funny without alienating viewers. I usually change the channel but caught the interview with Eddie Murphy which was fun.
Shame on you @GMA !!! Promoting Temu products?! All of these product designs are STOLEN from smaller, independent businesses and made in China. DO YOUR RESEARCH!!! 🤬 They’re NOT “92% off!” They’re CHEAP KNOCK OFFS!!!!
My handsome boy. CH Dimond’s Test for Echo JC CA FCAT CGCA TKI
I guess all of the cities who claimed to be “sanctuary cities” only wanted to look compassionate but not actually do the work. #BorderInvasion
At some point, caffeine can’t even help a little bitch. I know this because?
Toddler snacks for Halloween at work💩 Wtf was I thinking?! 👿
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I finished my Christmas shopping today.
If the economy is growing, why do I feel so left behind? My latest @theblaze - please read and share. theblaze.com/columns/opinio…
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