William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB
Voice of Our Generation | First Ballot Allston HoF | Dilettante | Orange County Hater | #RollTerriers Rat City Joined October 2024-
Tweets1K
-
Followers795
-
Following534
-
Likes37K
Called my Dad to wish him a happy Father’s Day, does it still count if I don’t post an Instagram story he’ll never see?
@DaveyScuba Disband all non-top ~50 universities. Too many morons getting college degrees these days. Most of this country is functionally illiterate and should be in the trades.
Rest in Peace Tay Keith. Not turning this off the rest of the day🙏
I think we’re about three to six months away from Clav killing himself #rogueprediction
@cringleberry15 I hear DChi is bringing back Congress for Rush because their social chair is an inept dork #RushPIKE
When people post their Venmo on their story for their 21st birthday (“buy me a drink!”), I wait until night when they’re hopefully piss drunk and request money. More than one person has accidentally clicked yes.
We’re about to see Thai immigrants in New York naming their kids Jalen. We are going to reach a point of critical mass very quickly.
@CoachMikeElder @buffsandregrets Wow perfectly said
Forever a Nick Shirley hater because the fact that there are a shit ton of Somalis in Minnesota always used to be a fun fact I could tell people to surprise them. Now everyone knows about them. What the fuck.
There are so many people in this world
Take your pick gentleman, Ella Langley or Megan Moroney? Could be the ultimate #tossup
I think there’s a word for this condition
I live my life in pretty much constant fear that a random stranger on the street is gonna blow my shit straight off for no reason
William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney retweeted
Last year I made a fake Snapchat account and my boys convinced these girls we know that it was a real person in our friend group and we kept the lie going for months. Eventually the bit was too much work to keep up with so we told them he died and made a fake obituary
@robcracks First Day of my Life by Bright Eyes
@BWinchesterIV I have some news about @TedGrizzlyDavis that may surprise you
@aircraftcabin He is not reading Nietzche
@foidraper11 Probably best fast food period
Emily Jackson @Emily_Jackson8
91 Followers 529 Following Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
Sunday komolafe @komolafe_s55074
37 Followers 1K Following
Bob Koozie @BobKoozie69
177 Followers 212 Following Braves Fan | Washed | Tall Woman Enthusiast | 6’3” | Never Out of The Game | Pool Pisser | IB | Nightcap Enjoyer | Don’t Hate the Player | 🦍
Paul “Chum” Meaco... @bigpaulchum
889 Followers 761 Following MSU | Zyn Lover | 5.4 Handicap | Blondes | Serial Gooner
Groyper "The Big Cat"... @JTlovestheSEC
146 Followers 345 Following 3.3 Handicap. Golf Purist. Brooks Koepka Believer. #Herewego
Rib Carson and the Sa... @AManNamedRib
1K Followers 5K Following aka Rib Carson and the Bayou Bangles. New album, Ontology of the Guess Who / A Man Named Rib, out now on Tired D'yerlectic Disc.
courtney @MulletEnjoyer
770 Followers 220 Following WABGHAF 🏴🏴 | Retahded | Violently Heterosexual
Gerald “the hammer�... @Thehammer1949
49 Followers 51 Following #3 rated dye player | known dawg | -3 handicap | hooker enthusiast | ciggie lover
Cletus “Ballsack”... @CletusBeau
699 Followers 666 Following UA ‘98 | Nicotine addict | Ass lover | Busch light drinker | Yankee hater | Gentleman | Blue blood | Divorced 2X |
Drew “Does Meth” ... @DrewBreez98
48 Followers 74 Following Bag U ‘12 | SAE Pledge Master ‘10 | Lifelong Confederate | SAE Fraternity Consultant | Proud Substance Abuser | AA ‘13 | Jam Band Enthusiast | 2x Dox
Griffin “El Mencho�... @ElMencho_69
617 Followers 552 Following ФА | 5.75 year PM | NorthWestern Mutual
Barry “Crank” Bum... @BarryCranksBum
116 Followers 114 Following Mid-major killa | @GVOaant still deserves a chance
Art “Stocky” Vand... @GCASHstanza
62 Followers 152 Following Self-employed | If it ain’t broke don’t fix it | 3x MLE mozzarella stick eating champion | #godawgs #BEATnavy
Vinny “The Douche�... @vinny_cataldo
112 Followers 197 Following UNH Wildcats Class of ‘99 | Ipswich Clam Box | Pats season ticket holder | Masconoment Football ‘95 | 4x Aphi Formal attendee
Braydon “Baby Arm�... @hawthorneftw
31 Followers 73 Following I enjoy surfsides, nicotine pouches, college basketball and blonde white women #CatsBy90 #HTownMade #BravesCountry #JesusSaves
Les “WienerSchnitze... @lesgoldschnitz
1K Followers 1K Following Michigan State ‘87 | Sig Nu Alum | ‘97 Pickleball World Champion | I hate fat people | Patriot | HOF Sharpshooter | White Toes enthusiast |
Dqwine @dottoreqwine
8 Followers 203 Following
Harry “Cunt” Mars... @harry_marshton
185 Followers 101 Following Oklahoma Enthusiast // Petroleum Engineer // unregistered gynecologist
Dupus “Dupus Sperm�... @MelTucksBurner
187 Followers 201 Following Ripping bag since 65’| America First | Liberal Exterminator | Pace Hater
Kit Fisto’s Burner @KitFistosBurner
718 Followers 544 Following Jedi High Council Rep | Master to Nahdar Vebb🕊️ | Blue Milk and Deathsticks Connoisseur | Twi’lek enjoyer | Top .1% Sabaac Player | Fuck Sheev Palpatine
Salv2 @lyinpieceofshi
237 Followers 176 Following 6’0 HLTN with MTN SMV | Worst Maxilla on the Beev | Unemployed | Ho(p)eless | Saint ER Enthusiast
Hannah “Mike and Fl... @atlmintgeekbar
407 Followers 218 Following butt stuff enthusiast and sex haver | cyber bully | ozempic queen | intellectual foid | use code HANNAH69 for $$ off https://t.co/lU6zkNccuh
Jimmy “Jager Bomb�... @jagerjohnson123
222 Followers 218 Following Booth enjoyer | Ty Simpson Believer
Cedric (snowblower) B... @cedricbens0n
5 Followers 53 Following Texas 04’ | Who Dey | Mojito Connoisseur | Former ATL Trapper | Father of 3 | Indian FTR | Toyota Camry
EastCoastClyde @EastCoastClyde
526 Followers 957 Following Protect The 404 | Lacrosse State Champion | Don’t let yourself get attached to anything your not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat
Skippy “Precum” K... @SkippyKnob
28 Followers 49 Following Female Anatomy TA, HIV Negative, 2024-2025 Tinder Gold Member, Delta Zeta Sweetheart, Former Twea Enthusiast, 7x Verified Munch
Delbart “Gilbert”... @Delbartthe3rd
242 Followers 335 Following All State 6th team SSDM / owner of multiple Grateful Dead T-shirts / Marlins Fan / Edmund Fitzgerald Supporter / P90TM 77 Flex 2NProXL
Steven “Munch Man�... @Munch_Man10
590 Followers 543 Following Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh | Go Birds | #IgniteTheOrange | Go Fightins | Go Sixers
Travis “Tiger” Mc... @TravisMcnut
286 Followers 572 Following Father of 3 | Ole Miss ‘91 | 2x Divorcee | ΑΤO Brotherhood Chair | Alcoholic | Sack Dabbler | Rebels/Green Wave Enjoyer
Timmy “To The Face�... @stickybluntzs
142 Followers 124 Following I want a pound of weed | And a candy face in the den | A bank account readin' a mil | And a 95 Benz
B-rad “Que Dog” J... @thehammer445
80 Followers 80 Following Social Chair of Omega Psi Phi ‘83 | Huge HBCU fan especially Florida A&M #FAMULY
Grant D. Henderson MB... @ghendo908
144 Followers 395 Following Contributor to commonwealth sports. 2x recipient of largest pumpkin award. Liquid Aloha enjoyer. Virginia native, Buckeye🌰. Jambassador
John Walter (Big Walt... @bulldog_john98
820 Followers 393 Following Hail State. Twice divorced and now twice twitter banned. Hard r enjoyer. Hater of Barstool. Blocked by Brandon Walker. #GTHOM #BurnersInAg
Dr. Rakesh “Crankin... @rakesh_cfa
362 Followers 291 Following FGCU class of 1998 | retired bag vaccum | Domestic Beer Connoisseur | Box Muncher | jack of all trades | politically incorrect liberal | Zynthusiast | Schizo |
🇺🇸Wendy☀️ @Wendy16855
19 Followers 452 Following 🇺🇸America shines brightest when courage leads the way.😏💫🇺🇸
Devin Mesoraco Jr @DevinMesoraco12
151 Followers 194 Following Sunday Orange | Lily Lang Conspirast | Platinum Puller Jerkmate Ranked | 10.4 Handicap | 1x Threesome Participant | 3x Club Champion
Swamp Shoe Curse @SwampShoeCurse
147 Followers 205 Following “THE SHOE” | UF Class of 85’ | Drain the swamp & #firestricklin | sh*e throw survivor
Ronald Wiggums, MD @ronnywiggs_msu
202 Followers 168 Following MSU ‘75 | Pi Kappa Phi Alum and Chapter Advisor | Head of Gynecology at Beaumont | Kappa Delta Dads Day 4x attendee | #GreenMafia
carlgolden @carlgolden71
171 Followers 8K Following The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything"
Michael Otis Chatton @MikeyLegal
59 Followers 364 Following Legal Creative | Louisiana | 6’3 | Mover & Shaker | Shape Rotator | PCVP | Contemptuous | Nice Guy |
Barry McAlister @believethat_ant
135 Followers 722 Following golf nut and looper | bmw elitist | urban planning | cash is king | situation observer
Younghoe Koon @YounghoeKoon
638 Followers 610 Following I don’t vote, Marshall Tucker Fan, Bulloch Academy ‘10, Elizabeth Swann boyfriend, KFC fan #SoundTheSiren 2026 GATA Burner of The Year
Buster “Birdman” ... @bustercheri6
22 Followers 33 Following Second Amendment | Ole Miss Pike ‘83 #HottyToddy | Diehard Birds Fan #GoBirds | $XRP to the moon🚀| Trench baby to millionaire💸
Muggsy “Tyrone Bigg... @TheRealMuggsy_
424 Followers 572 Following Muggsy Bogues’ (un)Official Account | Smallest in the League | Wake Forrest | Pick 12 in the 1987 NBA Draft | Bullets | Hornets | Warriors | Raptors |
David “Scuba Diver�... @DaveyScuba
455 Followers 249 Following UT Class of ‘96 | Tarrytown HOA President | Kona Big Wave Enthusiast | Cadillac F1 Reserve Driver | International STD superspreader | Manual Driver |
Paul “Chum” Meaco... @bigpaulchum
889 Followers 761 Following MSU | Zyn Lover | 5.4 Handicap | Blondes | Serial Gooner
John “Big Oriental�... @big_johnpdt
80 Followers 48 Following UMiami ‘92 | Former Phi Delta Theta Diversity Chair | Ex-Bear Stearns Mortgage Executive | Part Time Rolex Wearer | 25% Chinese, 100% Touse
courtney @MulletEnjoyer
770 Followers 220 Following WABGHAF 🏴🏴 | Retahded | Violently Heterosexual
Kyle “BoJack” Hal... @bigbj153
839 Followers 628 Following cornwallis state community college, tits guy, black lives matter ✊🏻
Harold “walkem down... @kingharoldross
13 Followers 67 Following university of Arkansas class of ‘78 hog ball enthusiast cold beer drinker, will take your bitch weiner, AR MAGA🦅
Braydon “Baby Arm�... @hawthorneftw
31 Followers 73 Following I enjoy surfsides, nicotine pouches, college basketball and blonde white women #CatsBy90 #HTownMade #BravesCountry #JesusSaves
Lucas “Backshots”... @TommyBackshots
624 Followers 450 Following Bets: 7-5 | Illinois ‘18 ΣΑΕ | Journalist | 3x Football IM Champ | 2x IM Hockey Champ | 2x IM MVP | Pro Wine Taster | Pro Backshot Stroker | Go Illini
Griffin “El Mencho�... @ElMencho_69
617 Followers 552 Following ФА | 5.75 year PM | NorthWestern Mutual
Cletus “Ballsack”... @CletusBeau
699 Followers 666 Following UA ‘98 | Nicotine addict | Ass lover | Busch light drinker | Yankee hater | Gentleman | Blue blood | Divorced 2X |
Vinny “The Douche�... @vinny_cataldo
112 Followers 197 Following UNH Wildcats Class of ‘99 | Ipswich Clam Box | Pats season ticket holder | Masconoment Football ‘95 | 4x Aphi Formal attendee
‘C Note’ Haybank,... @ChetHawthorne
62 Followers 234 Following Bama 05’ | Roll Tide | America First | Vice President Investment Banker @ Goldman | Bag Ripper | 8 Handicap Golfer | Cougar Connoisseur
Gerald “the hammer�... @Thehammer1949
49 Followers 51 Following #3 rated dye player | known dawg | -3 handicap | hooker enthusiast | ciggie lover
Drew “Does Meth” ... @DrewBreez98
48 Followers 74 Following Bag U ‘12 | SAE Pledge Master ‘10 | Lifelong Confederate | SAE Fraternity Consultant | Proud Substance Abuser | AA ‘13 | Jam Band Enthusiast | 2x Dox
Timmy “Tall Boy” ... @FbDive4424
126 Followers 132 Following GSU ‘08 / VP of Sales for Sweetwater Seed Co. / Spreadhead / Slockmaster
Art “Stocky” Vand... @GCASHstanza
62 Followers 152 Following Self-employed | If it ain’t broke don’t fix it | 3x MLE mozzarella stick eating champion | #godawgs #BEATnavy
Barry “Crank” Bum... @BarryCranksBum
116 Followers 114 Following Mid-major killa | @GVOaant still deserves a chance
Benjamin “The Mania... @TheManiacBenj
146 Followers 133 Following Certified women’s rights activist, ball knower, 6’6, Brandon Pfaadt truther, cat dad, LaNorris Sellers advocate since Nov 24’, devourer of box, Padre, Pacer
Marty “Baldnuts” ... @HeftyMarty
409 Followers 305 Following 1992 LSU Bass Fishing team captain/2034 Louisiana State Assemblyman/700+ songs queued on TouchTunes.
Les “WienerSchnitze... @lesgoldschnitz
1K Followers 1K Following Michigan State ‘87 | Sig Nu Alum | ‘97 Pickleball World Champion | I hate fat people | Patriot | HOF Sharpshooter | White Toes enthusiast |
Dupus “Dupus Sperm�... @MelTucksBurner
187 Followers 201 Following Ripping bag since 65’| America First | Liberal Exterminator | Pace Hater
Kit Fisto’s Burner @KitFistosBurner
718 Followers 544 Following Jedi High Council Rep | Master to Nahdar Vebb🕊️ | Blue Milk and Deathsticks Connoisseur | Twi’lek enjoyer | Top .1% Sabaac Player | Fuck Sheev Palpatine
Salv2 @lyinpieceofshi
237 Followers 176 Following 6’0 HLTN with MTN SMV | Worst Maxilla on the Beev | Unemployed | Ho(p)eless | Saint ER Enthusiast
Jonathan Manziel Jr. ... @WhoHasTheBag
555 Followers 418 Following MADRID PIKE ‘98 - Personality Guy (6’2) #KnowsBall #SHRINKLEBRON #KendrickLamarSucks #MONEYSZN #BagSeeker #Feminist
Hannah “Mike and Fl... @atlmintgeekbar
407 Followers 218 Following butt stuff enthusiast and sex haver | cyber bully | ozempic queen | intellectual foid | use code HANNAH69 for $$ off https://t.co/lU6zkNccuh
Jimmy “Jager Bomb�... @jagerjohnson123
222 Followers 218 Following Booth enjoyer | Ty Simpson Believer
Delbart “Gilbert”... @Delbartthe3rd
242 Followers 335 Following All State 6th team SSDM / owner of multiple Grateful Dead T-shirts / Marlins Fan / Edmund Fitzgerald Supporter / P90TM 77 Flex 2NProXL
Skippy “Precum” K... @SkippyKnob
28 Followers 49 Following Female Anatomy TA, HIV Negative, 2024-2025 Tinder Gold Member, Delta Zeta Sweetheart, Former Twea Enthusiast, 7x Verified Munch
Steven “Munch Man�... @Munch_Man10
590 Followers 543 Following Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh | Go Birds | #IgniteTheOrange | Go Fightins | Go Sixers
Ron “Fire Crotch”... @Ron_Mexico22
615 Followers 245 Following South of 10 resident | MSU 97’ | Phi Psi secretary 95’ | 4x Good Listener | Cribbage Enthusiast | #FuckCancer
Timmy “To The Face�... @stickybluntzs
142 Followers 124 Following I want a pound of weed | And a candy face in the den | A bank account readin' a mil | And a 95 Benz
Grant D. Henderson MB... @ghendo908
144 Followers 395 Following Contributor to commonwealth sports. 2x recipient of largest pumpkin award. Liquid Aloha enjoyer. Virginia native, Buckeye🌰. Jambassador
John Walter (Big Walt... @bulldog_john98
820 Followers 393 Following Hail State. Twice divorced and now twice twitter banned. Hard r enjoyer. Hater of Barstool. Blocked by Brandon Walker. #GTHOM #BurnersInAg
Dr. Rakesh “Crankin... @rakesh_cfa
362 Followers 291 Following FGCU class of 1998 | retired bag vaccum | Domestic Beer Connoisseur | Box Muncher | jack of all trades | politically incorrect liberal | Zynthusiast | Schizo |
Ronald Wiggums, MD @ronnywiggs_msu
202 Followers 168 Following MSU ‘75 | Pi Kappa Phi Alum and Chapter Advisor | Head of Gynecology at Beaumont | Kappa Delta Dads Day 4x attendee | #GreenMafia
Michael “Gator” A... @MAllen3256
201 Followers 169 Following USC ‘86 | American by birth Southern by the grace of God | Hog Cranker | Bag deleter
Trent “Slippery” ... @trentwhitlockk
76 Followers 103 Following Alabama Pi Kappa Alpha Alumnus 90’ | Former Treasurer of The Machine | Clean Cut Pocket Passer Fanatic | Hiding from the IRS | Michelob Monster
B-rad “Que Dog” J... @thehammer445
80 Followers 80 Following Social Chair of Omega Psi Phi ‘83 | Huge HBCU fan especially Florida A&M #FAMULY
Younghoe Koon @YounghoeKoon
638 Followers 610 Following I don’t vote, Marshall Tucker Fan, Bulloch Academy ‘10, Elizabeth Swann boyfriend, KFC fan #SoundTheSiren 2026 GATA Burner of The Year
Buster “Birdman” ... @bustercheri6
22 Followers 33 Following Second Amendment | Ole Miss Pike ‘83 #HottyToddy | Diehard Birds Fan #GoBirds | $XRP to the moon🚀| Trench baby to millionaire💸
Barry McAlister @believethat_ant
135 Followers 722 Following golf nut and looper | bmw elitist | urban planning | cash is king | situation observer
Swamp Shoe Curse @SwampShoeCurse
147 Followers 205 Following “THE SHOE” | UF Class of 85’ | Drain the swamp & #firestricklin | sh*e throw survivor
Trends for United States
You might like
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
240.4M Followers
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
119.3M Followers
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
111.7M Followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano
110.0M Followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
97.5M Followers
NASA
@NASA
92.1M Followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
90.8M Followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
81.2M Followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
72.7M Followers
Kim Kardashian
@KimKardashian
69.6M Followers
Virat Kohli
@imVkohli
69.4M Followers
YouTube
@YouTube
68.6M Followers
Bill Gates
@BillGates
63.7M Followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
62.1M Followers
CNN
@CNN
61.9M Followers
X
@X
60.8M Followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
60.5M Followers
CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
59.9M Followers
PMO India
@PMOIndia
58.4M Followers
The New York Times
@nytimes
53.6M Followers